Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.

In loving, you lean on some one to hold him up.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

All that is sometimes needed to make you content with you lot is a bad dream.

Fourthings come not back: the spoken word, the spent arrow, the past life, and theneglected opportunity.

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.

In God we trust; all others pay cash.

Pleasure is by no means an infallible critical guide, but it is the least fallible.

No matterhow thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

Gossip is that which no one claims to like-but everybody enjoys.

Whenconflict becomes a win-lose contest in our minds, we immediately try to win.

If twopeople on the same job agree all the time, then one is useless. If theydisagree all the time, then both are useless.