Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

Theproblem with communication is the illusion that is has occurred.

Whenanger comes, wisdom goes.

Aproblem is a chance for you to do your best.

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

In oneof our concert grand pianos, 243 taut strings exert a pull of 40,000 poundson an iron frame. It is proof that out of great tension may come great harmony.

The leaders who work most effectively, it seems to me,never say ‘I.’ And that's not because they have trainedthemselves not to say ‘I.’ They don't think ‘I.’ Theythink ‘we’; they think ‘team.’ They understand theirjob to be to make the team function. They

Thereis all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.

Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbour.

Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be won, through understanding. Our longingfor understandingis Eternal.

They know enough who know how to learn.

No man is the whole himself; his friends are the rest of him.