Politicians are

Politicians are

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

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The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

He understands badly who listens badly.

There is a sweet

There is a sweet joy that comes to us after sorrow.

Thereward for always

Thereward for always listening when you'd rather be talking is wisdom.

The Natural flights

The Natural flights of Human mind are not from Pleasure to pleasure, but from hope to hope.

Ashes fly back into the face of him who throws them.

A quiettongue shows

A quiettongue shows a wise head.

Standingin the middle

Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.

All your fingernails

All your fingernails grow with no convenient speed except broken one.

Suspicion begets

Suspicion begets suspicion.

We cannot always

We cannot always control our thoughts, but we can control our words, and repetitionimpresses the subconscious, and we are then master of the situation.

Speakwhen you are

Speakwhen you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

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