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Humour is a hole that
Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.
  
Jan, 21 2012     62 chars (1 sms)     989 views       Quotes

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What sunshine is
What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity.
Speak whenyou are
Speak whenyou are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
Usenon-verbal communication to
Usenon-verbal communication to SOFTEN the hard-line position of others: S =Smile, O = Open, Posture, F = Forward Lean, T = Touch, E = Eye Contact, N =Nod.
Power does not
Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they getinto a position of power, corrupt power.
The strongest is
The strongest is never strong enough to be always, the master, unless he transforms strength into right, and obedience into duty.
The Universe is
The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.
Nothing astonishes
Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
Youcannot truly listen
Youcannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
The more estimable
The more estimable the offender, the greater the torment.
We cannot always
We cannot always control our thoughts, but we can control our words, and repetitionimpresses the subconscious, and we are then master of the situation.
If I giveyou an
If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.
Step after step
Step after step the ladder is ascended

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