Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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Ignorance is a form of

Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution.

If you could kick

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

He whohurries cannot

He whohurries cannot walk with dignity.

Nothing would be

Nothing would be done at all if a man waited till he could do it so well that no one could find fault with it

Ifyou are leaning

Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

Silenceis argument

Silenceis argument carried out by other means.

Voilence is a Just

Voilence is a Just when kindness is vain

The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Nobody everforgets

Nobody everforgets where he buried the hatchet.

I think we may

I think we may safely trust a good deal more than we do.

Action may not

Action may not always bring Happiness, but there is no happiness without Action.

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