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Humour is a hole that
Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.
  
Jan, 21 2012     62 chars (1 sms)     1072 views       Quotes

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A school should be
A school should be the most beautiful place in every town- so beautiful tht the punishment for undutiful children should be that they be debarred from going to school the following day.
Knowlege is two
Knowlege is two-fold, and consists not only an affirmation of what is true, but in the negation of that which is faise
The majority of
The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.
The cliche that
The cliche that education never ends virtually ensures that it does'nt begin.
You canoutdistance
You canoutdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.
Remembernot only to
Remembernot only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Somepeople reach
Somepeople reach the top of the ladder only to find it is leaning against thewrong wall.
If you ain'tnever
If you ain'tnever pick up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.
A teleision set
A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.
We knowwhat happens
We knowwhat happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.
It is mark of a
It is mark of a good man not to know how to do an injury.
One ofthe best
One ofthe best ways to persuade others is with your ears by listening to them.

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