Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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.Oneshould count each day a separate life.

Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.

A man without imagination is like a bird without wings.

Nothing would be done at all if a man waited till he could do it so well that no one could find fault with it

Nobody everforgets where he buried the hatchet.

A bad workman never gets a good tool.

Becausewe focused on the snake, we missed the scorpion.

You can be erudite with knowledge of others; you can be wise only with your wisdom.

He whocannot cut the bread evenly cannot get on well with people.

The greatest job of teachers is to cultivate talent until it ripens for the public to reap its bounty.

To know how to free oneself is nothing: the arduous thing is to know what to do with one's freedom.

When you hear the word 'Invietable' watch out! An enemy of humanity has identified himself.

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