Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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Theability to speak eloquently is not to be confused with having something tosay.

A newbroom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows the corners.

Friendship increases in visiting friends, but in visiting them seldom.

Conduct is wise or foolish only in reference to its results.

If speaking is silver, then listening is gold.

Pleasure is the sincerest compliment.

Don'thate, it's too big a burden to bear.

If your desires be endless, your cares and fears will be so too.

Marriagemeans expectations and expectations mean conflict.

Anempty sack cannot stand up.

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.