Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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In thefield of observation, chance favors only theprepared minds.

The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.

Acreaking door hangs long on its hinges.

Nature arms each man with some faculty which enables himto do easily some feat impossible to any other.

Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who cannot be persuaded to say it.

People who invite trouble always complain when it occurs.

You've gotto know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em know, when to walk away, knowwhen to run.

Gossip is the art of saying nothing, in a manner that leaves nothing unsaid

Trust exists; only lies are invented.

A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

Could agreater miracle take place than for us to look through each other’seyes for an instant?

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