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Humour is a hole that
Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.
  
Jan, 21 2012     62 chars (1 sms)     971 views       Quotes

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There is no cure
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
Before youbuild a better
Before youbuild a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.
Duringthe Depression,
Duringthe Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have timeto sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressingproblems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
Ultimately, the only
Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire isthat which he exercises over himself.
The liberty of the
The liberty of the individual must be thus far limited: He must not make himself a nuisance to other people.
Drowning problems in
Drowning problems in an ocean of information is not the same as solving them.
It's the job that'
It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.
Useful manual labour
Useful manual labour, intelligently performed is the means per excellence for developing the intellect.
Gossip is that which
Gossip is that which no one claims to like-but everybody enjoys.
Talk back to your
Talk back to your internal critic. Train yourself to recognize and write downcritical thoughts as they go through your mind. Learn why these thoughts areuntrue and practice talking and writing back to them.
People say law
People say law but they mean wealth.
Friendships begin with
Friendships begin with liking or gratitude-roots that can be pulled up.

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