Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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A taste for truth at any cost is a passion which spares nothing:

True,Heaven prohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate acompromise.

Almost all of our relationships begin and most of them continue as forms of mutual exploitation, a mental or physical barter, to be terminated when one or both parties run out of goods.

Whenyou lose, don't

Whenyou lose, don't lose the lesson.

Only hethat has

Only hethat has traveled the road knows where the holesare deep.

Commonsense in an

Commonsense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.

Drown not thyself to save a

Drown not thyself to save a drowning man

Ninety-ninepercent

Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.

Makesure you never,

Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.

Whospreads, sows;

Whospreads, sows; Who listens, reaps.

Let not thy wil

Let not thy will roar, when the power can but whisper.

Truth is strengthened by

Truth is strengthened by observation and delay, falsehood by haste and uncertainity.

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