Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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Search not a wound too deep lest thou maketh a new one.

Onlyfree men can

Onlyfree men can negotiate. Prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedomand mine cannot be separated.

Negotiatingmeans getting

Negotiatingmeans getting the best of your opponent.

Aclosed mind is

Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.

The majority of

The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Talkingjaw-jaw is

Talkingjaw-jaw is always better than war-war.

Light is good in

Light is good in whatever lamp it may burn; even as a rose is beautiful in whatever garden it may bloom.

Every generation

Every generation revolts against its fathers and makes friends with its grandfathers.

If necessityis the mother

If necessityis the mother of invention, conflict is its father.

Never trust the

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.

To be spiritual is

To be spiritual is not to reject reason but to go beyond it.

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