Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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Few things help

Few things help an individual more than to placeresponsibility upon him, and to let him know that you trust him.

Remember when feminisit

Remember when feminisit movements were something men gathered on street corners to admire as the girls strolled by

There is nobody

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

The more we see

The more we see, the more we shall be able to imagine, and the more we imagine, the more we must think we see.

Nothing would be

Nothing would be done at all if a man waited till he could do it so well that no one could find fault with it

Passionsare generally

Passionsare generally roused by great conflicts.

Kind words do

Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.

The hearthas arguments

The hearthas arguments with which the logic of mind is not acquainted.

I have never

I have never been able to conceive how any rational beingcould propose happiness to himself from the exercise of power over others.

If speaking is silver,

If speaking is silver, then listening is gold.

The bad gardener

The bad gardener quarrels with his rake.

Onemight as well

Onemight as well try to ride two horses moving in different directions, as totry to maintain in equal force two opposing or contradictory sets of desires.

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