Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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Personal appearance is

Personal appearance is looking the best you can for the money.

Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

Necessity truns lion into fox.

Nothing in life is

Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.

A perfect method

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.

We ownalmost all

We ownalmost all our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.

Duringthe Depression,

Duringthe Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have timeto sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressingproblems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.

Sorrow and silence

Sorrow and silence are strong, and patient endurance is god-like.

Nothing is a permanent

Nothing is a permanent except change.

The art of showmanship

The art of showmanship is to give the public what is wants just before it knows what it wants.

Whetherit's the best

Whetherit's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

The pessimistsees difficulty in

The pessimistsees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in everydifficulty.

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