Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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It is long and hard and painful to create life; it is short and easy to steal the life others have made.

Grantgraciously what you cannot refuse safely and conciliate those you cannotconquer.

Buyingis cheaper than asking.

Takeyour life into your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one toblame.

Makesure you leave some fat for the other side.

Night is the blotting paper of many sorrows.

The best prophet is common sense, our native wit.

It is a lesson which all history teaches wise men, to puttrust in ideas, and not in circumstances.

Men are cruel, but man is kind.

It wasimpossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

Zeal is fit only for wise men but is found mostly infools.

The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

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