Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that
Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.
  

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Icannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula forfailure: Try to please everyone.
Almost all four faults are more pardonable than the methods we think up to hide them
Communicationis a skill that you can learn. It's like riding a bicycle or typing. Ifyou're willing to work at it, you can rapidly improve the quality of everypart of your life.
You must remember that all work is simply to bring out the power of the mind which is already there to wake up the soul.
Grantgraciously what you cannot refuse safely and conciliate those you cannotconquer.
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolutepowerlessness make you pure?
A newbroom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows the corners.
It isnot necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
Honesty is like an icicle; if once it melts that is theend of it.
you cannot establish sound security on borrowed money
Gossip is the art of saying nothing, in a manner that leaves nothing unsaid
Tranquility will roof a house, but discord can wear away the foundation of a city.