Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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Dignity is a matter which concerns only mankind

A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't care. Momentum is wht it wants to gather.

The onesure way to

The onesure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

Life only demands

Life only demands from you the strength you posses

Throughconflict we

Throughconflict we get to unity.

All your fingernails

All your fingernails grow with no convenient speed except broken one.

The ruler proclaims

The ruler proclaims the good news himself; he sends the servants out to announce the bad news.

Liberation is not deliverance.

Patriots always talk

Patriots always talk of dying for their country, and never of killing for their country

Few things help

Few things help an individual more than to placeresponsibility upon him, and to let him know that you trust him.

Within-groupconflict is

Within-groupconflict is always personal and emotional even if it begins with impersonalissues.

If speakingis silver

If speakingis silver, then listening is gold.

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