Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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Watching small men at work reconciles to the great.

A peace which depends

A peace which depends upon fear is nothing but a suppressed war.

Honesty and Wisdom

Honesty and Wisdom are such a delightful pastime, at another person's expense !

Old wood best of

Old wood best of burn, old friend to trust and old authors to read.

The lion and the

The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.

Originality is the

Originality is the art of Concealing your Source.

Thecompromise will

Thecompromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it iscompromising.

Greatideas often receive

Greatideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds.

There is a foolish

There is a foolish corner in the brain of wisest man.

To beprepared is half

To beprepared is half the victory.

Whatlies behind

Whatlies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to whatlies inside of you.

The condition upon

The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.

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