Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that
Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.
  

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Itis all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if you answer yourself.But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you've got a problem.
Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
A man has no ears for that to which experience has given no access.
Love arrives on tiptoe and bangs the door when it leaves.
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.
The greatest job of teachers is to cultivate talent until it ripens for the public to reap its bounty.
A man without a smiling face must not open a shop.
The split in you is clear. There is a part of you that knows what it shoulddo, and a part that does what it feels like doing.
Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establisha dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolutionin order to establish the dictatorship.
Make the best use of what is in your power, and take therest as it happens.
He whotalks incessantly, talks nonsense.
Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.