Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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Thewill to win is

Thewill to win is worthless if you do not have the will to prepare.
Beforeyou build a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.

If anenemy is annoying you by playing well, consider adopting his strategy.

Themost important thing

Themost important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said.

The difficulty of

The difficulty of speeches is what you are perpetually poised between the ciche and the indiscretion

He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a questionremains a fool forever.

First-rate men employ first-rate men; second-rate men employ third-rate men.

It's good to shut

It's good to shut up sometimes.

Am Inot destroying

Am Inot destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?

There is a foolish

There is a foolish corner in the brain of wisest man.

Somewherethere is a

Somewherethere is a map of how it can be done.

Even a fish wouldn'

Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

Manners make the

Manners make the fortune of the ambitious youth.

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