Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that
Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.
  

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In oneof our concert grand pianos, 243 taut strings exert a pull of 40,000 poundson an iron frame. It is proof that out of great tension may come great harmony.
People loan their trust, they don't give it.
I willprepare and some day my chance will come.
Neverforget the power of silence, that massively disconcerting pause which goes onand on and may at last induce an opponent to babble and backtrack nervously.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Life is no brief candle- it's a splendid torch!
If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
When your work speaks for itself,don't interrupt.
Usenon-verbal communication to SOFTEN the hard-line position of others: S =Smile, O = Open, Posture, F = Forward Lean, T = Touch, E = Eye Contact, N =Nod.
Angels fly, because they take themselves lightly.
Grantgraciously what you cannot refuse safely and conciliate those you cannotconquer.