Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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Whateverfailures I have known, whatever errors I have committed, whatever follies Ihave witnessed in private and public life have been the consequence of actionwithout thought.

Kindness is never

Kindness is never wasted. If it has no effect on the recepient, at least it benefits the bestower.

It is atrick among the

It is atrick among the dishonest to offer sacrifices that are not needed,or not possible, to avoid making those that are required.

Whenanger comes

Whenanger comes, wisdom goes.

Conflictinvolves incompatible

Conflictinvolves incompatible behaviors rather thancompetitive goals.

Asingle conversation

Asingle conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.

If absolute power

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolutepowerlessness make you pure?

I haveoften regretted

I haveoften regretted my speech, never my silence.

Effectivecommunication is 20

Effectivecommunication is 20 percent what you know and 80 percent how you feel aboutwhat you know.

As a final incentive

As a final incentive before giving up a

Neversay more than

Neversay more than is necessary.

If anenemy is

If anenemy is annoying you by playing well, consider adopting his strategy.

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