Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

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Anyonewho conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

Thedirect use of force is such a poor solution to any problem,it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.

Thework will teach you how to do it.

The most successful man in the life is the man who has the best information.

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Most ofour so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believingas we already do.

Sayingnothing... sometimes says the most.

The planers do not make or mar our destiny. we are the makers of our destiny.

Everything has been thought of before, but the difficulty is to think of it again

Any child who has parents who are interested in him and has a house full of books isin't poor.

To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten tout for flattery.

If power is for sale, sell your mother to buy it. You canalways buy her back again.

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