All mankind is divided

All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable; those who are movable; and those who move.

Jan, 21 2012 110 chars (1 sms) 1425 views Quotes

more Quotes SMS Messages

Gossip is the art

Gossip is the art of saying nothing, in a manner that leaves nothing unsaid

Politicians are

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

Work without faith

Work without faith is like at attempt to reach a bottom-less pit.

There is no cure

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.

Love arrives on

Love arrives on tiptoe and bangs the door when it leaves.

I’mwillin’ for any solution —

I’mwillin’ for any solution — religious, political. I’m not going to keepofferin’ to negotiate so much because they turn us down each time. Itindicates a weakness on our part.

To ask advice is

To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten tout for flattery.

A man, when he

A man, when he burns, leaves only a handful of ashes. woman can hold him. the wind must blow him away.

If power is for

If power is for sale, sell your mother to buy it. You canalways buy her back again.

Misfortuneis not that

Misfortuneis not that which can be avoided, but that which cannot.

Learning without

Learning without thought is labour lost,thought without learning is perilous.

Categories April Fool Festival Friendship Funny General Graphical Greeting Jokes Language Love Miss You Naughty Occassions Quotes Seasons Shayari Sorry

All mankind is divided

more Quotes SMS Messages

Search SMS Messages