A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

Byfailing to prepare you are preparing to fail.

Renown and repose do not go together.

Peoplespend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace. They chase idledreams, addictions, religions, even other people, hoping to fill theemptiness that plagues them. The irony is the only place they ever needed tosearch was within.

A woman has reached reaal women's-lib status when she is the one who forgers the wedding Aniversary

Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

Personal responsibility is too fiscal accountability as lovemaking is to a gynaecological examination

Old fools are more foolish than you ones.

Manmust evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge,aggression, and retaliation.

Ittakes nine months to have a baby, no matter how many people you put on thejob.

He that can't endure the bad, will not live to see thegood.

He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.