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Ek ladke ne i love you bola aur apna number diya (09692097316, 7873131219) or kaha call karo.
7Feb:RoseDay 8Propos Day 9 ChochlateDay 10 TedybearDay 11 PromiseDay 12 HugDay 13 KissDay 14 Valentine's Day SoI wish U beutiful LoveWeek
7-rose day, 8-propose day, 9-choclate day, 10-teddy bear day, 11-promis day, 12-kiss day, 13-hug day, 14-valentine day so i wish u A HAPPY VALENTINE WEEK.
"LOVERs WEEK"9 Feb - Rose Day !10 Feb - Propose Day !11 Feb - Choclate Day !12 Feb - Kiss Day & Teddy Bear Day !13 Feb - Hug Day !14 Feb - Valentines Day !""HappY ValentineS wEEk""
STUDENT:TEACHER LADKIYA 13 SALL KI UMAR ME MAA BANTI HAI KYA? TEACH:BILKUL NAHI.'STUDENT: AAP KI BETI FALTU ME DARTI HAI..
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.
SANTA:BANTA! KHIDKI SE JALDI KOOD,POLICE AA RAHI HAI!BANTA:LEKIN YE13V MANZIL HAISANTA:YAAR!YE SAKUN APSAKUN SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HAI.KOOD JA!
Santa: JALDI KAR KHIDKI SE KOOD, POLICE AA RAHI HAI.Banta: LEKIN YE 13've MANZIL HAI.Santa: YE SHAGUN-APSHAGUN SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HAI
Santa: Gud news hai banta Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.Banta: Wow, great Kab?Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.
1st thief:Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.1st thief: Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
30+29+28+27+26+25+24+23+22+21+20+19+18+17+16+15+14+13+12+11+10== In sabh ko total karke dekho apka naam likha ayega .lt's true.plz try
Peene ki Umar1 to 3>Milk.4-8>Cerelac.9-13>Complan.14-25>Beer.26-40>Whisky.41-60>Tonic.After 60Kabhi bhi GANGAJAL peena pad sakta hai