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Srdr : What is the Guarantee for this mirror? Shopkeeper : Put Down from 100 feet of height. The mirror will not Break for the First 99 feets. Srdr:Wow
Wife going to Wife returns. Husband:-where is my gift? Wife:-wait 4 9months. London. Wife:-Do u want anything from England? Husband:-ya... English girl.
WIFE: What Should I Get FOR U FROM London? HUS: A BRITISH Girl! She Left Quietly. On Her Return. HUS: My Gift? WIFE: Honey,Wait For 9Month.
Whats the height of hope??? A 99 year old lady going for airtel ka naya lifetime scheme.......!!
HARDWORK=H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K=8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%ONLY. BUT ATTITUDE=A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E=1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%. SO A PERSON WITH RIGHT"ATTITUDE IS ALWAYS A WINNER".gd mrng
A strong and positive attitude creates more miracles than any other thing because life is 10% how U make it and 90% how U take it..
Never tell ur problem 2 Anyone except d 1% who genuine love u,Bcoz 20% people don’t cAre & other 79% people Are GlAd thAt u hv Problem !Thats Life!!GM
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K =8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% Only. But,A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E=1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100% So A Person with Right Attitude always wins.GD MRNG
Here r 1000 Good Night KISSES 4U, take 1 now put d other 999 under UR pillow & whenever U need 1, feel free 2 take 1, just remember its from ME... Good Night.
Here Are 1000 Smiles For U,Take One Now.Put The Other 999 Under Your Pillow And Whenever U Need One,Feel Free To Take One, Just Remember It's FROM ME....gd nite
I m sending 1000 smiles 2 u .take 1 now & keep the remaining 999 inside ur heart. pick out 1 everytime & think of me. b.coz i want 2 c u always smiling.. Good Nyt Frndz.Sweet Dremz.
Sleepng is not taking rest for todys hardwork. It means gaining energy fr tomow So hv a Gud sleep 2 gain Gud energy,bcz tmro is waiting fr uGud 9t.