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What is the similarity between a mobile phone and a wife?Ans- U like them when they are new. Always u like others thing. U have to charge them at night.
One lady: Did U Know Tht "Lions" have Sex 4 to 6 Times a Night ?Second Lady: Damit..Pehle Bol Nahi Sakti Thi, I just Joined the "Rotary"!
Sardar- i divorced my wife on 1st night of marriage frnd - why?Sardar- i saw label on her panty ..........tested OK by mafatlal & sons !!
teere GOLDEN FACE ci BEAUTY ny mayrah SIMPLE HEART co loot liya mujahyn jabh se tera LOVE mila main ny GOODNIGHT SLEEPING chor diya.......
I LOVE three things,the SUN,the MOON,and YOU.The SUN for the DAY,the MOON for the NIGHT and YOU FOREVER !!
If only one star would fall every time I miss you, then all the stars in heaven would be gone. Don't wonder if there are no stars tonight! It's your fault coz you made me miss you a lot.
Dreaming of you makes my night worth while. Thinking of you makes me Smile. Having you is the best thing ever & Loving you is what I plan to do forever.
I love 3 things! The sun, the moon and U! The sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever!
Tonight, go outside and look for the star that shines so bright then make a wish, cause the last time i did,```i met you…
HEART MUST HAV A DESIRE, EYES MUST HAVE A DREAM, LIPS MUST HAV A SONG, SWEETS MUST HAVE CREAM, IF THERE R NIGHTMARES, I MUST HAVE U IN MY DREAM !
Think of me, you know that I should be with you if I could, I will come around to see you once in a while or if I ever neeed a reason to smile, And spend the night if you think I should…
As days go by, my feelings get stronger, To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer. Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true, Day & Night my thought r of U..