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What was Sardarji doing when he held his hands tightly over his ears? He was trying to hold on to a thought.

Museum administrator: That’s a 500 year old statue you’ve broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!

Man: why did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring 4 her Brthday? I thought she wantd a car. Sardar:She did,but where in the world was i going 2 find a fake car

Sardar:That cow

Sardar:That cow is lovely colour.Farmer:Yes,It's a Jersey.Sardar:Oh,i thought it was its skin!

Man to Doc:Is

Man to Doc:Is there any way for long life? Doc:Get married. Man:Will it help? Doc:No,but the thought of long life will never come to your mind

Beautiful frendz

Beautiful frendz & Beautiful thought r rare 2 find. But i'm lucky 2 fnd such a beautiful frend whose beautiful thoughts alway's fill my mind... Gud Mrng

A Grt Thought:

A Grt Thought:I asked GOD to give me everything so that I can enjoy Life.He smiled n replied-"I have given u Life to enjoy everything."GD MRNG

Morning Thought:

Morning Thought: "Patience is not much about waiting. It is more about how one behaves while waiting." Good Morning.

Thought of the

Thought of the day-Think twice before leaving a space in someones heart, bcoz its difficult to realize the pain when u see someone else filling ur space..!:.GM

LITTLE KESYS CAN

LITTLE KESYS CAN OPEN BIG LOCKS, SIMPLE WORDS CAN EXPRESS GREAT THOUGHTS, HOPE MY SIMPLE WISH CAN MAKE YOUR DAY GREAT. HAVE A GOOD DAY

Welcome the fresh

Welcome the fresh morning with a "smile" on ur 'face", "Love" in ur "Heart" and 'Good Thoughts" in ur mind & You ll have a wonderful day.

Lovely thought...

Lovely thought.... "Death is not the greatest loss in life. the greatest loss is what dies in you when you are alive". Gd mrng

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