Funny Shayari SMS Messages491 messages

Jaane who kaisi hogi, Shayad who aisi hogi. Ya phir who waisi hogi, Jayada mat soch, tere sapno ki rani bilkul JASSI jaisi hogi.
Arz kiya hai Bus nazron se dekh liya hota agar tammana thi darane ki, Hum yun hi behosh ho jaate. Kya zaroorat thi aap ko muskurane ki.
kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke "jaan bhi maango to hazir hai", Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai , aur maango to inkaar karte hain
Machar ne app ko kata woh uska junoon tha,app ne khuglaya woh app ka sukoon tha, chah kar bhi app machar ko marr na sake kiun ke uski ragon main app ka khun tha............
Chamakte chand ko neend ane lagi apki khushi se duniya jagmgane lagi dekh k apko har kali gungunane lagi ab to fekhte fekhte mujie bhi neend ane lagI hai.
Huzur adab arz he,apko sms bhejna hmara farz he,Qki apka NO. hmari phone buk me darz he,humne apko sms bheja,isliye aap par 10 sms karz he.
Ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi.Ladki se bate hame pasand nahi woh to anewale bachcho ki jid hai mummy rakh lo warna hume shadi karna pasand nahi
Tute hue khandar ka hissa bana gayi, ghar ko kabad khane ka dibba bana gayi, nikah ke 3 mahine hi guzre the, na jane kis hisab se abba bana gayi.
Har khushi ko teri taraf mod du, tere liye chand tare tak tod du, khushiyon ke darwaje tere liye khol du, ek bar tu haske dikha tere sare dant tod du…
Kisi ne DIL badal liya, Kisi ne DHADKAN badal li, Aap ke paas kuchh bhi nahi thaa badalne ko,To aapne Mandir me jaakar CHAPPAL badal lee
Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain Insurance wale bhi kya gajab dhate hain logon ki patniyon ke pas ghanton bethkar unk pati ke marne ke fayde batate hain
Lagta hai teri dosti me mar jayenge.mar gay to tera hi nam lagayenge.riswat dekar tumhe upar bulayenge.phir aram se dono baithkar gappe ladayenge.