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Jan, 17 2012     72 chars (1 sms)     1291 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

more Santa Banta SMS Messages

sardar ji ne apni biwi ko apne dost ke sath dekhaor apnay dost ko goli maar disardar ki biwi boli:-agar aap ka yehi behaiviour raha to 1 dinaap saray dost kho betho gay-
Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly? Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito.
How did santa tried to kill a bird?? He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
SANTA Waiting at bus stop.One gentleman came there by Bike & asked :"You want lift?" SANTA says, " No thanks, my house is in ground floor
Why couldn't the santa write the number "eleven"? He didn't know which "one" comes first...
santa to banta… why are you watching the funeral by BINOCULAR… santa replies because DUR KA RISHTEDAR THA yaar!
Santa : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?' Banta : 'Yes, I have' Santa : 'Well, my father dug it.' Banta : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?' Santa : 'Yes, I have.' Banta : 'Well, my father killed it.'
One tourist from U.S.A asked sardar: "Any great man born in this village??? santa: no, sir!! Only small babies!!!.
Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that said, "Clean Toilets 8 Kms." By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the zip and do
Sardar orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge