Santa : May I come in

Santa : May I come in
Santa : May I come in sir?Interviewer : Wait please...Santa : 75 kg sir!
  

Jan, 17 2012     72 chars (1 sms)     1203 views       Jokes > Santa Banta

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A sardar saw a man pick pocketing a purse. Thief: There is Rs 150 in the purse.We can take 50_50. Sardar slowley asked him,"what abt the balance 50"
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja
A studnt atachd Rs.100 Note 2 his test paper & wrote Re.1 for 1 mark, Sardar was paper checker; He sent him Rs.66 back & wrote-U got 34 mark
Before taking capsules banta cuts both ends of the capsules.Do u know why? To avoid side effects......
What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
Lil Banta: I dreamed last night dat u gave me Rs 500 for Christmas. Banta Singh: Well, as you've been a good boy lately, you may keep it.
Santa to nurse-I luv u tumne mera dil chura liya hai,Nurse-Chal jhutha humne to sirf kidney churayi hai dil ko to hath bhi nahi lagaya…
Sardar and his family went for a party. He introduces himself - I'm sardar, she sardarnee, the boy my kid & the girl my kidney
Santa at petrol Pump-Bhai 1 rs Ka petrol dal de SalesMan:- Itna Sa Dalva kaha Jana Hai? Santa:- jana kaha hai,hum to aise hi piase udate hai
Sardar ne makkhi ke pankh tod ke kaha; Udh ja. But Makkhi nahi udi, Sardar ne kaha; Saabit hua "agar makkhi ke pankh tod diye jaye to makkhi sun nahi sakti
Santa: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it? Banta: Post office
Santa took 18 more people with him to watch a film. On being questioned about the big group, they replied that the film was only for above 18...