Santa : May I come in

Santa : May I come in sir?Interviewer : Wait please...Santa : 75 kg sir!

Jan, 17 2012 72 chars (1 sms) 1315 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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Sardar orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

Santa ki patni ne santa se boli aap hazaro me ek hai. santa ne ek tappad mara aur bola baki 999 koun hai?

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Santa. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Santa ka radio kharab hua usne khol k dekha, andar mara CHUHA mila, ye dekh k santa gusse me bola oh ho chalega kaise singer hi mar gaya hai

A SARDAR went 2 a BANK 2 open a S.B. A/C.After seein the FormHe had gone to DELHI for filling up U know y?FORM say "FILL UP IN CAPITAL

Santa-Ghar me aag Lag gayi Banta-Mujhe kya?Santa-Bewkuf, tere ghar me Lgi he Banta-To tujhe kya?

SANTA car ki battery change karwane gayaMchanic- Sahab, Exide ki daal doon?SNTA- Nahin yaar,dono side ki daal de,warna phir problem hogi

Mngr:Y ru late?sardr:Sir on the way I saw my frnd& came in his vehicleMngr:u came here by vehicle,den y late?sardr:that is Road roller.

Banta: you cheated me. Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you. Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India Radio!

santa to banta maine aisi chiz ki khoj ki he jis se tu deewar k aarpar dekh sakta he,banta ne puchha kon c chiz?Santa bola: Khidki.

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

Kaal Hindi teacher asks : Kaal Kitne parkar ke hote hain? Santa answers: Local Kaal, STD Kaal, Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal & sasria_Kaal

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