Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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You've gotto know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em know, when to walk away, knowwhen to run.
If you don't know where you're going, you'll end upsomewhere else.
Whendealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic,but creatures of emotion.
Silenceis the mother of truth.
There's no point in arguing with partisan supporters. Their views are their identity.Nothing you can tell the most phlegmatic follower.
You canoutdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.
Compromise.Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary thesatisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and isdeprived of nothing except what was justly his due.
Do good to your friend to keep him, and to your enemy to make him your freind.
A bad word whispered will echo a hundred miles.
Believing that soom good can be derived from every event is a better preposition than that everything happens for the best, which is assuredly does not.
When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry ahundred.
The darkest hour has only 60 minutes