Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Loving without dreaming is like going to Venice without riding in a gondola

Personal appearance is

Personal appearance is looking the best you can for the money.

Wisdom is what you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred totalk.

You may be deceived

You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you willlive in torment if you don't trust enough.

Do not judge, and

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken

Evil alone has oil for every wheel

Evil alone has oil for every wheel

If power is for

If power is for sale, sell your mother to buy it. You canalways buy her back again.

It is only when men

It is only when men begin to worship that they begin to grow.

The comforter's

The comforter's head never aches.

Manners make the

Manners make the fortune of the ambitious youth.

Talkingcomes by nature,

Talkingcomes by nature, silence by wisdom.

Beautiful young people are

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, Beautiful old people are works of art.

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