Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Misfortuneis not that

Misfortuneis not that which can be avoided, but that which cannot.

Necessity truns lion into fox.

Necessity truns lion into fox.

Watching small men at work reconciles to the great.

All creeds and opinions

All creeds and opinions are nothing but the result of chance and temperament.

Allthings are ready,

Allthings are ready, if our minds be so.

It is a lesson which all history teaches wise men, to puttrust in ideas, and not in circumstances.

Makesure you never,

Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.

The possession of

The possession of power over others in inherently destructiveboth to the possessor of the power and to those over whom it is exercised.

Somewherethere is a

Somewherethere is a map of how it can be done.

Old fools are more foolish than you ones.

No one wouldtalk

No one wouldtalk much in society; if he knew how often he misunderstands others.

Usesoft words and hard

Usesoft words and hard arguments.

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