Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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The leaders who work most effectively, it seems to me,never say ‘I.’ And that's not because they have trainedthemselves not to say ‘I.’ They don't think ‘I.’ Theythink ‘we’; they think ‘team.’ They understand theirjob to be to make the team function. They
Honesty once pawned is never redeemed.
All the power that we exercise over others depends on thepower we exercise over ourselves.
Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.
Nothing destroys authority more than the unequal and untimelyinterchange of power stretched too far and relaxed too much.
Evil communication corrupt good manners.
The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do something to love, and something to hope for.
Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolutepowerlessness make you pure?
The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.
A life makingmistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doingnothing at all.
Nothing doth more hurt in a state that cunning men pass for wise.