Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Most people suspended their judgement till somebody else has expressed his own and then they respect it.
Civilization, in a sly way, is a suspicion that the other fellow may be right.
Lookingfor fish? Don't climb a tree.
There are two kind of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. try to be in the first group; there is a less competition there.
All thingsat first appear difficult.
Pain is the outcome of sin.
Everyoneis wise until he speaks.
Power is something of which I am convinced there is no innocencethis side of the womb.
Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.
I have learned through bitter experience the one supremelesson to conserve my anger, and as heat conserved is transmitted into energy,even so our anger controlled can be transmitted into a power that can movethe world.
Nomatter how thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.
I haveoften regretted my speech, never my silence.