Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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You can outdistance

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.

Twobirds disputed

Twobirds disputed about a kernel, when a third swooped down and carried it off.

When aman says that

When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.

Man is born free,

Man is born free, and everywhere is is in chains

Trust is difficult

Trust is difficult to define, but we know when it's presentand when it's not.

Conflictisn't negative,

Conflictisn't negative, it just is.

Luck iswhat happens when

Luck iswhat happens when preparation meets opportunity.

Kindness is never

Kindness is never wasted. If it has no effect on the recepient, at least it benefits the bestower.

We have, I fear

We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.

I’mwillin’ for any solution —

I’mwillin’ for any solution — religious, political. I’m not going to keepofferin’ to negotiate so much because they turn us down each time. Itindicates a weakness on our part.

To err is human;

To err is human; to forgive is divine pathway

Believing that soom

Believing that soom good can be derived from every event is a better preposition than that everything happens for the best, which is assuredly does not.

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