Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
It is atrick among the dishonest to offer sacrifices that are not needed,or not possible, to avoid making those that are required.
Conflictis inevitable, but combat is optional.
You'rein a much better position to talk with people when they approach you thanwhen you approach them.
It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.
A matter that becomes clear ceases to concern us.
A status symbol is an instrument you clash when you want someone to know you are there.
Useful manual labour, intelligently performed is the means per excellence for developing the intellect.
A man without patience is a lamp without oil.
He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a questionremains a fool forever.
To sit alone in the lamp light with a book spread out before you-such is a pleasure beyond compare.
Undernormal conditions, most people tend to see what they want to see, hear what theywant to hear, and do what they want to do; in conflicts, their positionsbecome even more rigid and fixed.