Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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True, Heavenprohibits

True, Heavenprohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate a compromise.

Even to observe neutrality you

Even to observe neutrality you must have a strong government

Ignorance is a form of

Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution.

The condition upon

The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.

The soul would

The soul would have no rainbow, if the eyes had no tears.

Silenceis a true

Silenceis a true friend that never betrays.

Peaceis not the

Peaceis not the absence of conflict but the presence of creative alternatives forresponding to conflict alternatives to passive or aggressive responses,alternatives to violence.

The ultimate measured

The ultimate measured a man is not where he stands in marents of comfort, but whre he stands at times of challenge & contraversy.

Any general statement

Any general statement is like a cheque drawn on a bank. Its value depends on what is there to meet it.

Politicians are

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

Youdon't run twenty-

Youdon't run twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

If you ain'tnever

If you ain'tnever pick up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

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