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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Duty largely consists of pretending that the trivial is critical

Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

The greatest job of teachers is to cultivate talent until it ripens for the public to reap its bounty.

Somepeople reach the top of the ladder only to find it is leaning against thewrong wall.

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in thesame sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics.

We areall faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised asimpossible situations.

One whodoes not look ahead remains behind.

People who do not believe in miracles are not realist.

Happiness is the wondrous commodity, the more your give; the more you have.

There is no knowledge that is not power.

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