Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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The purpose of getting power is to be able to give itaway.

Tofight fear, act. To increase fear wait, put off, postpone.

Everybody thinks of changing humanity and nobody thinks of changing himself.

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

A half-truth won for ourselves is worth more than a whole truth learned from others.

A half truth is a whole lie.

Use softwords and hard arguments.

You made your bed, now lie in it.

The greatest prayer is patience.

I am atpeace with God. My conflict is with man.

Health and Cheerfulness mutually begets each other.