Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Everyoneis kneaded out

Everyoneis kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.

A newspaper is not

A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is, but to make people angry enough to do something about it

Speak whenyou are

Speak whenyou are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Drown not thyself to save a

Drown not thyself to save a drowning man

Nothingso completely

Nothingso completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity himself, thanstraightforward and simple integrity in another.

Thetorment of human

Thetorment of human frustration, whatever its immediate cause,is the knowledge that the self is in prison, its vital force and ‘mangledmind’ leaking away in lonely, wasteful self-conflict.

The lion and the

The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.

Superioty and inferiority

Superioty and inferiority are individual, not racial or national.

Conflictinvolves incompatible

Conflictinvolves incompatible behaviors rather than competitive goals.

In thefield of observation,

In thefield of observation, chance favors only theprepared minds.

Don'thate, it's too

Don'thate, it's too big a burden to bear.

Theshallower the brook,

Theshallower the brook, the more it babbles.

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