Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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In thebusiness world,

In thebusiness world, everyone is always working at legitimate cross purposes,governed by self interest.

The laws of life

The laws of life are founded on necessity, its charms on the non-essentials.

Beware,as long as

Beware,as long as you live, of judging people of appearances.

The flowers of life

The flowers of life are but illusions. How many fade away and leave no trace; how few yield any fruit and the fruit itself how rarely does it ripen!

The property of

The property of power is to protect.

There is much more learning than knowing in the world.

Love arrives on

Love arrives on tiptoe and bangs the door when it leaves.

Icannot divine how

Icannot divine how it happens that the man who knows the least is the mostargumentative.

Talkingjaw-jaw is

Talkingjaw-jaw is always better than war-war.

Theharder the conflict,

Theharder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.

Somewherethere is a

Somewherethere is a map of how it can be done.

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