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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Nothing is a permanent except change.

When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.

Every man is wanted; and no man is wanted much.

The wise man reads both books and life itself.

To be wronged is nothing, unless you continue to remember it.

Nature hasgiven men one tongue and two ears, that we may hear twice as much as wespeak.

Difficultiesare meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong byconflict.

I said to the almond tree, ‘'Friend, speak to me of God,’' and the almond treeblossomed.

Centralization as a system is inconsistent with a non-voilent structure of society.

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

Flatteryis the infantry of negotiation.

Measurement of life should be rather proportioned to the intensity of experience than it's actual length.

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