Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry ahundred.

Flatteryis the infantry of negotiation.

Learning, the destroyer of arrogance, begets arrogance in fools, even as light that illumines the eye, makes owls blind.

Luck iswhat happens when preparation meets opportunity.

Opportunists take now for an answer.

Icannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula forfailure: Try to please everyone.

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events, notof words. Trust movement.

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

Enthusiasm sees only the down payment.

If your desires be endless, your cares and fears will be so too.

The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.

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