Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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A wise man has great power, and a man of knowledgeincreases strength.

The pessimistsees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in everydifficulty.

Only freemen can negotiate. Prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedom andmine cannot be separated.

Tell meand I'll forget. Show me, and I may not remember. Involve me, and I'llunderstand.

An expert is a man, who dosent has all the answers, but he is sure that if that he is given enough money he can find them.

People who do not believe in miracles are not realist.

Constantrepetition carries conviction.

Thereis no advancement to him who stands trembling because he cannot see the endfrom the beginning.

Nine times out of ten, we are disappointed in life because we don't ask enough of it.

It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.

Thedirect use of force is such a poor solution to any problem,it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.

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