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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

Knowledge is of two kinds, we know a subject ourselves or we know where we can get information upon it.

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Truthsprings from argument amongst friends.

Maturityis the capacity to endure uncertainty.

Effectivecommunication is 20 percent what you know and 80 percent how you feel aboutwhat you know.

It's better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.

Thegreatest glory in living lies not in never falling,but in rising every time we fall.

Light is good in whatever lamp it may burn; even as a rose is beautiful in whatever garden it may bloom.

If youcan make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believeyou.

They mayforget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.

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