Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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When your work speaks for itself,don't interrupt.

Commitmentin the face

Commitmentin the face of conflict produces character.

Ifpassion drives you,

Ifpassion drives you, let reason hold the reins.

Education is the ability

Education is the ability to listen to almost everything without losing your temper or self-confidence.

We'reeyeball to eyeball

We'reeyeball to eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.

To pushadvantages too

To pushadvantages too far is neither generous nor just.

Talkingjaw-jaw is

Talkingjaw-jaw is always better than war-war.

Only freemen can

Only freemen can negotiate. Prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedom andmine cannot be separated.

It'snot the will to win,

It'snot the will to win, but the will to prepare to win that makes thedifference.

The onesure way to

The onesure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

Thedifference between

Thedifference between the right word and the almost right word is the differencebetween lightning and a lightning bug.

Agrievance is most

Agrievance is most poignant when almost redressed.

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