Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Whenyou're at the

Whenyou're at the edge of a cliff, sometimes progress is a step backwards.

True, Heavenprohibits

True, Heavenprohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate a compromise.

Don't be took quick

Don't be took quick to belive anything you read.

Thereare no secrets.

Thereare no secrets. There is no mystery. There is only common sense.

The more you seat

The more you seat in peace, the less you bleed in war

The major cause

The major cause of traffic accidents is that men put into their cars as much ego as petrol.

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. Ilove it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords andharmonies.

Ignorance is a form of

Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution.

you can not strengthen

you can not strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.

Before youbuild a better

Before youbuild a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.

Happinessis the only

Happinessis the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a madand lamentable experiment.

The purpose of getting power is to be able to give itaway.

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