Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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There are always two forces warring against each other within us.

Charlie Chaplin said"Life laughs at u when u are unhappy Life smiles at u when u are happy But, Life salutes u when u make others happy"

Liberty and democracy becomes unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.

Learning must be had, but in the second place, as subsequent only to greater qualities.

Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

Tact is the ability to make a person see the lightning without letting him feel the bolt.

Whenyou cannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced courses of actionyou should take choose the bolder.

A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talkerwith a sore throat.

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper upbringing, a sound set of values.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

Life, Like a child, laughs shaking its rattle of death as it runs.

The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.

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