Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Few men of action

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time.

Every man is entitled

Every man is entitled to be valued by his best moment

A man does not know

A man does not know what he is saying until he knows what he is not saying.

Don'tclose the barn

Don'tclose the barn door after the horse runs away.

If Ishould ever be

If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—and if I should request anegotiation from captivity they should consider that a sign of duress.

No one wouldtalk

No one wouldtalk much in society; if he knew how often he misunderstands others.

Aproblem is a chance

Aproblem is a chance for you to do your best.

A hero is no braver

A hero is no braver than anyone else; he is only brave minutes longer

Every advantage has its tax

Every advantage has its tax

Oursubconscious minds

Oursubconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes, and cannot tell thedifference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What wecontinually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.

Silencemay be golden,

Silencemay be golden, but can you think of a better way to entertain someone than tolisten to him?

Tact is the ability

Tact is the ability to make a person see the lightning without letting him feel the bolt.

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