Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Fanaticism is the false fire of an overheated mind.
It isthrough cooperation, rather than conflict, that your greatest successes willbe derived.
The merit belongs to begineer; should his successor do even more better.
Oursubconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes, and cannot tell thedifference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What wecontinually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
Conflictis the gadfly of thought. It stirs us to observation and memory. Itinstigates to invention. It shocks us out of sheeplikepassivity, and sets us at noting and contriving.
It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier tobe sometimes cheated than not to trust.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends upon the unreasonable man.
I willprepare and some day my chance will come.
Amarriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises.
Opportunity may be hard to recognize if you are only looking for a lucky break.
Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.
Never play cat and mouse games if you are a mouse.