Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.
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Icannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula forfailure: Try to please everyone.
Nothing do I regret more in my student life that thay my teachers were not my friends