Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

Jan, 20 2012     77 chars (1 sms)     1358 views       Quotes

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If you would know what nobody knows, read what everybody reads just after one year afterwards.
It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after while he gets to know something.
Passionsare generally roused by great conflicts.
If necessityis the mother of invention, conflict is its father.
Hear me,my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun nowstands, I will fight no more forever.
When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannothurt you.
Theeasiest, the most tempting, and the least creative response to conflictwithin an organization is to pretend it does notexist.
Measurement of life should be rather proportioned to the intensity of experience than it's actual length.
Miracles enables us to judge of doctrine and doctrine enable us to judge of miracles.
The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.
Far better to think historically, to remember the lessonsof the past. Thus, far better to conceive of power as consisting in part ofthe knowledge of when not to use all the power you have. Far better to be onewho knows that if you reserve the power not to