Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Becausewe focused on

Becausewe focused on the snake, we missed the scorpion.

Whenanger comes

Whenanger comes, wisdom goes.

A state with defective

A state with defective laws will have defective morals.

If a man speaks

If a man speaks or acts with pure thought, happiness follows him like a shadow that never leaves him

Most of our so-

Most of our so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believingas we already do.

Jealousy arises from

Jealousy arises from lack of Confidence, not in others, but in onself.

Themost important trip

Themost important trip you may take in life is meeting people half way.

Aquarrel is like buttermilk

Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shakeit, the more sour it grows.

The directuse of

The directuse of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employedonly by small children and large nations.

All your fingernails

All your fingernails grow with no convenient speed except broken one.

No one was ever really taught by another; each of us has to teach himself.

Conflictlies at the core

Conflictlies at the core of innovation.

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