Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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You canoutdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.
Truepeace is not merely the absence of tension: it is the presence of justice.
Living is the art of getting used to what we did'nt expect.
Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who cannot be persuaded to say it.
Nothing would be done at all if a man waited till he could do it so well that no one could find fault with it
Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.
You only have power over people so long as you don't takeeverything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything he's nolonger in your power he's free again.
The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.
There is all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.
When makinga decision of minor importance, I have always found it advantageous toconsider all the pros and cons. In vital matters, however, such as the choiceof a mate or a profession, the decision should come from the unconscious,from somewhere within ou
Onemust talk little and listen much.
Difficultiesare meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong byconflict.