Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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To teach isto learn twice.
When makinga decision of minor importance, I have always found it advantageous toconsider all the pros and cons. In vital matters, however, such as the choiceof a mate or a profession, the decision should come from the unconscious,from somewhere within ou
Muchtalking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune.The talkative parrot is shut up in a cage. Other birds, without speech, flyfreely about.
Don'tuse a lot where a little will do.
Constantrepetition carries conviction.
Happiness is the art of making a bouquet of those flowers within reach.
Power is like being a lady... if you have to tell peopleyou are, you aren't.
Speech is of time; silence is of eternity.
One of the function of intelligence is to take account of the dangers that come from trusting solely to the intelligence.
Ignorance is a bold, and knowledge reserved
The highest proof of virtue is to possess boundless powerwithout abusing it.
Tact is the ability to make a person see the lightning without letting him feel the bolt.