Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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The hero's tomb is the cradle of the people
He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a questionremains a fool forever.
The greatest trust between man and man is the trust ofgiving counsel.
Peoplespend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace. They chase idledreams, addictions, religions, even other people, hoping to fill theemptiness that plagues them. The irony is the only place they ever needed tosearch was within.
All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable; those who are movable; and those who move.
All your fingernails grow with no convenient speed except broken one.
To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten tout for flattery.
Show me a man who cannot bother to do little things andI'll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do big things.
The more we see, the more we shall be able to imagine, and the more we imagine, the more we must think we see.
Malicedrinketh its own poison.
Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of cancer cell.
Effectivecommunication is 20 percent what you know and 80 percent how you feel aboutwhat you know.