Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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If power is for sale, sell your mother to buy it. You canalways buy her back again.
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The difficultpart in an argument is not to defend one's opinion, but rather to know it.
By being pleasant always and smiling, it takes you nearer to God; Nearer than any prayer.
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