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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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When regard for truth has been broken down or evenslightly weakened, all things will remain doubtful.

Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they getinto a position of power, corrupt power.

Thereare no secrets. There is no mystery. There is only common sense.

Mostpeople I ask little from. I try to give them much, and expect nothing inreturn and I do very well in the bargain.

Nostrength within, no respect without.

Conflictleads to less-than-adequate performance, resentments, and lack of motivation.

Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour.

True miracle are created by men when they use the courage and intelligence God has given him

Byblending the breath of the sun and the shade, true harmony comes into theworld.

If Igive you an idea, and you give me an idea, we will each have two ideas.

If you don't know where you're going, you'll end upsomewhere else.

Informationis a negotiator's greatest weapon.

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