Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Whenangry, count to

Whenangry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry a hundred.

Being virtuous is

Being virtuous is no feat once temptation ceases.

Whohath not known

Whohath not known ill fortune, never knew himself, or his own virtue.

Children are like wet

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.

It was impossible to

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

Do we wish men to

Do we wish men to be virtuous? Then let us begin by making them love their country.

Don't throwout the

Don't throwout the baby with the bath water.

Flatteryis the infantry

Flatteryis the infantry of negotiation.

A lie has no leg,

A lie has no leg, but a scandel has wings

Fortune makes a fool

Fortune makes a fool of him whom she favours too much

To be wronged is

To be wronged is nothing, unless you continue to remember it.

A good listener

A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talkerwith a sore throat.

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