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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Power is something of which I am convinced there is no innocencethis side of the womb.

It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.

Men are mortal, but ideas are immortal.

We often pardon those who bore us, we cannot pardon those whom we bore.

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Communicationis not only the essence of being human, but also a vital property of life.

The warexisting between the senses and reason.

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

Wisdomis what you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred totalk.

He approaches nearest to the gods who knows how to be silent, even though he is in the right.

Character is a by-product; it is produced in the great manufacture of daily duty.

You canoutdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.

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