Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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I haveoften regretted

I haveoften regretted my speech, never my silence.

A man does not know

A man does not know what he is saying until he knows what he is not saying.

Luck never mad a

Luck never mad a mad man wise

Theloftier the building

Theloftier the building the deeper the foundation must be.

Effectivecommunication is 20

Effectivecommunication is 20 percent what you know and 80 percent how you feel aboutwhat you know.

Soremarkably perverse is

Soremarkably perverse is the nature of man that he despises those that court himand admires whoever will not bend before him.

Politeness is the

Politeness is the art of selecting among one's real thoughts.

No one was ever really taught by another; each of us has to teach himself.

Power is not a means,

Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establisha dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolutionin order to establish the dictatorship.

Past time is only e

Past time is only eviil at a distance.

Old fools are more foolish than you ones.

If Igive you an

If Igive you an idea, and you give me an idea, we will each have two ideas.

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