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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Years wrinkle the face, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.

Without trust, words become the hollow sound of a woodengong. With trust, words become life itself.

Becausewe focused on the snake, we missed the scorpion.

Prayer changes things by changing people.

Even to observe neutrality you must have a strong government

Whenour knowing exceeds our sensing, we will no longer be deceived by theillusions of our senses.

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events, notof words. Trust movement.

Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!

The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn.

Misfortuneis not that which can be avoided, but that which cannot.

Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.

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