Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Knowledge leads to unity, ignorance to diversity.
Bythree methods we may learn wisdom: first, by reflection, which is noblest;second, imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is thebitterest.
A man without imagination is like a bird without wings.
A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to peer out.
A taste for truth at any cost is a passion which spares nothing:
There is no knowledge that is not power.
If pain could have cured us, we should have long ago been saved.
I think we may safely trust a good deal more than we do.
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
Themost dramatic conflicts are perhaps, those that take place not between menbut between a man and himselfwhere the arena of conflict is a solitary mind.
One person with a belief is a social power equal to nintynine who have only interest.
Believing that soom good can be derived from every event is a better preposition than that everything happens for the best, which is assuredly does not.