Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Frustration is commonly the difference between what you would like to be and what you are willing to become what you would like to be.

Only put off

Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.

Who can say

Who can say more than rich praise, that you alone are you?

The onesure way to

The onesure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

Kindwords do not

Kindwords do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.

I hope our wisdom

I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us,that the less we use our power the greater it will be.

Wheneveryou're in

Wheneveryou're in conflict with someone, there is one factor that can make thedifference between damaging your relationship and deepening it. That factoris attitude.

Half of the harm

Half of the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important

Imagination is useful

Imagination is useful as long as it remains practical.

If Ishould ever

If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—andif I should request a negotiation from captivity they should consider that asign of duress.

Luck never mad a

Luck never mad a mad man wise

Onelearns by doing

Onelearns by doing the thing; for though you think you know it, you have nocertainty until you try.

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