Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Prayer changes things by changing people.

Neverforget the power of silence, that massively disconcerting pause which goes onand on and may at last induce an opponent to babble and backtrack nervously.

Make the best

Make the best use of what is in your power, and take therest as it happens.

The power to

The power to do good is also the power to do harm.

Do notfind fault

Do notfind fault, find a remedy.

Let uswork without

Let uswork without disputing. It is the only way to render life tolerable.

Ifyou wish to make

Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

Enthusiasm sees only

Enthusiasm sees only the down payment.

Thefreedom of the

Thefreedom of the city is not negotiable. We cannot negotiate with those whosay, What’s mine is mine and what’s yours is negotiable.

Civilization has made the

Civilization has made the peasantry its pack animal.

Whenour knowing

Whenour knowing exceeds our sensing, we will no longer be deceived by theillusions of our senses.

The great despisers

The great despisers are the greater reverers.

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