Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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The man who says he's too old to learn new tricks probably always was.

Silenceis as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unshown marble of greatsculpture. The silent bear no witness against themselves.

Nothing do I regret

Nothing do I regret more in my student life that thay my teachers were not my friends

We arejudged by

We arejudged by what we finish, not what we start.

The first duty of

The first duty of love is to listen.

Ourlives are not

Ourlives are not dependent on whether or not we have conflict. It is what we dowith conflict that makes the difference.

He who hurriescannot

He who hurriescannot walk with dignity.

We do not err

We do not err because the truth is difficult to see. We err because this is more comfortable

Though patience be

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod.

Mandoes not live

Mandoes not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eatthem.

A fool shows

A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

Undernormal conditions,

Undernormal conditions, most people tend to see what they want to see, hear what theywant to hear, and do what they want to do; in conflicts, their positionsbecome even more rigid and fixed.

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