Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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When regard for truth has been broken down or evenslightly weakened, all things will remain doubtful.

Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution.

Conflictis inevitable, but combat is optional.

Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod.

No strength within, no respect without.

There arealways two forces warring against each other within us.

Failureto prepare is preparing to fail.

Whenour knowing exceeds our sensing, we will no longer be deceived by theillusions of our senses.

Whenevertwo good people argue over principles, they are both right.

Power can be taken, but not given. The process of thetaking is empowerment in itself.

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

You can not help men permanantly by doing for them what they could do for themselves

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