Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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All faults may be

All faults may be forgiven of him who has perfect candour

Words are like spears

Words are like spears: Once they leave your lips they can never come back.

All our rightousnesses

All our rightousnesses are like filthy rags

If pain could have

If pain could have cured us, we should have long ago been saved.

Chances happens to

Chances happens to all, but to turn chance to reality is the gift of the few.

As we grow old...

As we grow old...the beauty steals inwards.

Man is born free,

Man is born free, and everywhere is is in chains

The best prophet

The best prophet is common sense, our native wit.

Science has promised

Science has promised us truth. It has never promised us either peace or happiness.

The amount of effort put into a campaign by a worker expands in proportion to the personal benefits that he will derive from his party's victory.

If an enemyis annoying

If an enemyis annoying you by playing well, consider adopting his strategy.

It is only when men

It is only when men begin to worship that they begin to grow.

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