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Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  
Jan, 20 2012     77 chars (1 sms)     1266 views       Quotes

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A fool can tell
A fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of sense to know how to tell a lie.
Charlie Chaplin said
Charlie Chaplin said"Life laughs at u when u are unhappy Life smiles at u when u are happy But, Life salutes u when u make others happy"
Sincerity is impossible,
Sincerity is impossible, unless it pervades the whole being, and the pretence of it saps the very foundation of character
Opportunists take
Opportunists take now for an answer.
Thego-between wears
Thego-between wears out a thousand sandals.
A wise man will make more
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.
Power tends to
Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Ashes fly back
Ashes fly back into the face of him who throws them.
In oneof our concert
In oneof our concert grand pianos, 243 taut strings exert a pull of 40,000 poundson an iron frame. It is proof that out of great tension may come greatharmony.
Never ask a barber
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
It's the job that'
It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.
A cup is useful only
A cup is useful only when it is empty; and a mind that is filled with beliefs, with dogmas, with assertions, with quotations, is really an uncreative mind.

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