Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Thetruth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feelingdeeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in suchmoments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of ourruts and start searching for di
Never[enter] into dispute or argument with another. I never yet saw an instance ofone of two disputants convincing the other by argument. I have seen many ontheir getting warm, becoming rude and shooting one another.
Expreince never helps us avoid doing something foolish; it merely prevents us from enjoying it.
Every age thinks its battle the most important of all.
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.
There is no evil in the atoms, only in men's souls.
Pleasant words are the food of love.
True miracle are created by men when they use the courage and intelligence God has given him
The king goes as far as he may, not as far as he could.
Our power is in our ability to decide.
Laughter is shortest distance between two people.
Differentfields, different grasshoppers; different seas, different fish.