Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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True, Heavenprohibits

True, Heavenprohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate a compromise.

Mostpeople I ask little from.

Mostpeople I ask little from. I try to give them much, and expect nothing inreturn and I do very well in the bargain.

In thebusiness world,

In thebusiness world, everyone is always working at legitimate cross purposes,governed by self interest.

Conduct is wise or

Conduct is wise or foolish only in reference to its results.

Some people suffer

Some people suffer in silence louder than others

He that is unkind

He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.

Distancedoesn't matter.

Distancedoesn't matter. It is only the first step that is difficult.

Quite often good

Quite often good things have hurtful consequnces. There are instances of men who have been ruined by their money or killed by their courage.

A half truth is

A half truth is a whole lie.

He that can't endure the bad, will not live to see thegood.

Takecare, don't

Takecare, don't fight, and remember: if you do not choose to lead, you willforever be led by others. Find what scares you, and do it. And you can make adifference, if you choose to do so.

Duty largely consists of

Duty largely consists of pretending that the trivial is critical

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