Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.
Nomatter how thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.
Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.
A fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of sense to know how to tell a lie.
Conflictleads to less-than-adequate performance, resentments, and lack of motivation.
True,Heaven prohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate acompromise.
The deeper the waters are, the more still they run.
Religion is behaviour and not mere belief.
Informationis a negotiator's greatest weapon.
This dualityhas been reflected in classical as well as modern literature as reason versuspassion, or mind versus intuition. The split between the ‘conscious’ mind andthe ‘unconscious.’ There are moments in each of our lives when ourverbal-intellect sugges
Everyone speaks well of his heart, but no one dares to say it of his dead.
Ittakes nine months to have a baby, no matter how many people you put on thejob.