Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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I haveoften regretted my speech, never my silence.

Alexander's last wrds: Bury my body, dont build any monument. Kip my hand outside,so dat d wrld knws,who won th wrld had noting in hand wen dyin.

Anounce of mediation is

Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!

Speechis human, silence

Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.

Mistakes are to Life

Mistakes are to Life what shadows are to Light.

When there is

When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannothurt you.

If anenemy is

If anenemy is annoying you by playing well, consider adopting his strategy.

Muchtalking is the

Muchtalking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune.The talkative parrot is shut up in a cage. Other birds, without speech, flyfreely about.

Nobody everforgets

Nobody everforgets where he buried the hatchet.

Whenthere is no

Whenthere is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.

Our patience will

Our patience will achieve more than our force.

Thereare two sides

Thereare two sides to every question.

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