Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Let no one, then think lightly of the world, lest he be despising himself unawares
If all those who speak would weigh their words, how light air would be!
Don'tconsider your reputation and you may do anything you like.
Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.
Another form of wastefulness is expenditure of words beyond the income of ideas.
Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken
Resolvingconflict is rarely about who is right. It is about acknowledgment andappreciation of differences.
WheneverI hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.
First-rate men employ first-rate men; second-rate men employ third-rate men.
Compromise,n. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary thesatisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and isdeprived of nothing except what was justly his due.
The measure of a man is what he does with power.
Neverforget the power of silence, that massively disconcerting pause which goes onand on and may at last induce an opponent to babble and backtrack nervously.