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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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The remedy for weakness is not brooding over weakness, but thinking of strength.

The hero's tomb is the cradle of the people

Comedy is an escape, not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.

The deeper the waters are, the more still they run.

I liketo listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most peoplenever listen.

Remembernot only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannothurt you.

When youhave to make a choice and you don't make it, that itself is a choice.

Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

Hear me,my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun nowstands, I will fight no more forever.

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man.

Conscience is the frame of character, love is the covering for it.

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