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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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If power is for sale, sell your mother to buy it. You canalways buy her back again.

When people prophesy, they generally makes the mistake of transforming the past to future.

Allthings at first appear difficult.

The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do something to love, and something to hope for.

They know enough who know how to learn.

Truepeace is not merely the absence of tension: it is the presence of justice.

There isno squabbling so violent as that between people who accepted an ideayesterday and those who will accept the same idea tomorrow.

Don'tjudge a book by its cover.

The hardest thing to disguise is you feelings when you put a lot of relatives on the train for home.

A round egg can be made square according to how you cut it; words would be harsh according to how you speak them.

I think I could sum up my position on this with therecitation of a brief Russian proverb ‘Doveryai no Proveryai.’ Itmeans trust but verify.

Freedom suppressed and again regained bites with keener fangs that freedom never endangered.

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