Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't care. Momentum is wht it wants to gather.

Takeadvantage of the

Takeadvantage of the ambiguity in the world. Look at something and think aboutwhat else it might be.

To be spiritual is

To be spiritual is not to reject reason but to go beyond it.

Talkingjaw-jaw is

Talkingjaw-jaw is always better than war-war.

As long as there

As long as there is life there is danger.

Trust begets trust

Trust begets trust and untrust begets untrust. It'snatural.

Nothing is a permanent

Nothing is a permanent except change.

To have a respect

To have a respect for ourselves guides our morals; to have a deference for others governs our manners.

We mustbe part of

We mustbe part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulancedrivers at the bitter end.

Takeyour life into

Takeyour life into your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one toblame.

The evolution from

The evolution from happiness to habit is one of death's best weapons.

As we grow old...

As we grow old...the beauty steals inwards.

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