Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Man wonders over the restless Sea........ the flowing waters...... the sight of the sky....... and forgets that as all wonders, man him self is the mast wonderful.
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The flowers of life are but illusions. How many fade away and leave no trace; how few yield any fruit and the fruit itself how rarely does it ripen!
I’mwillin’ for any solution — religious, political. I’m not going to keepofferin’ to negotiate so much because they turn us down each time. Itindicates a weakness on our part.
A book, tight shut, is but a block of paper.
Neveranswer a letter while you are angry.
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A mistake in judgement isn't fatal, but too much anxiety about judgement is.
Nothing destroys authority more than the unequal and untimelyinterchange of power stretched too far and relaxed too much.
Experience is a hard teacher because SHE gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.
A half truth is a whole lie.
Theshallower the brook, the more it babbles.