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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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you salute your duty,you need not salute anybody. But if u pollute ur duty, u hav 2 salute every body.... -ABDUL KALAM

A newbroom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows the corners.

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't leads anywhere.

Amarriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises.

Manners are the hypocrisy of a nation.

Supicion of one's own motives is especially necessary for the philanthropist and the executive.

We areall inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others, by their acts.

A book, like a landscape, is a state of consciouness varying with readers.

An expert is a man, who dosent has all the answers, but he is sure that if that he is given enough money he can find them.

The man with the new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

Miracles enables us to judge of doctrine and doctrine enable us to judge of miracles.

Let usnever negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.

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