Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

Jan, 20 2012     77 chars (1 sms)     1709 views       Quotes

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Beware of the chap who reminds you that you can't take it with you . he'll try to take it with him.
A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait untilthe deadline looms large.
Theproblem with communication is the illusion that is has occurred.
Misfortuneis not that which can be avoided, but that which cannot.
To be simple is the best thing in the world; to be modest is the next best thing. I am not so sure about being quiet.
Ifthere is any great secret of success in life, it lies in the ability to putyourself in the other person’s place and to see things from his point of view as well as your own.
Use softwords and hard arguments.
Somewherethere is a map of how it can be done.
Usenon-verbal communication to SOFTEN the hard-line position of others: S =Smile, O = Open, Posture, F = Forward Lean, T = Touch, E = Eye Contact, N =Nod.
A faithful friend is medicine of Life.
Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits
A school should be the most beautiful place in every town- so beautiful tht the punishment for undutiful children should be that they be debarred from going to school the following day.