Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
The art of showmanship is to give the public what is wants just before it knows what it wants.
The most exquisite paradox… as soon as you give itall up, you can have it all. As long as you want power, you can't have it.The minute you don't want power, you'll have more than you ever dreamedpossible.
Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.
The possession of power over others in inherently destructiveboth to the possessor of the power and to those over whom it is exercised.
The mostdramatic conflicts are perhaps, those that take place not between men butbetween a man and himself where the arena of conflict is a solitary mind.
Thereare no secrets. There is no mystery. There is only common sense.
At times, it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people wonder if you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
It is long and hard and painful to create life; it is short and easy to steal the life others have made.
Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be won, through understanding. Our longingfor understandingis Eternal.
If you ain'tnever pick up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.
Friendship increases in visiting friends, but in visiting them seldom.