Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Nature arms each

Nature arms each man with some faculty which enables himto do easily some feat impossible to any other.

A successful man

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the brick that others throw at him.

The first duty of

The first duty of love is to listen.

If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

Old men are dangerous

Old men are dangerous; it does not matter to them what is going to happen to the world.

Superioty and inferiority

Superioty and inferiority are individual, not racial or national.

Themost dramatic conflicts

Themost dramatic conflicts are perhaps, those that take place not between menbut between a man and himselfwhere the arena of conflict is a solitary mind.

It is long and hard

It is long and hard and painful to create life; it is short and easy to steal the life others have made.

Oppositesattract and

Oppositesattract and then can't stand each other.

WheneverI hear

WheneverI hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.

Truth is strengthened by

Truth is strengthened by observation and delay, falsehood by haste and uncertainity.

If twopeople on the same job

If twopeople on the same job agree all the time, then one is useless. If theydisagree all the time, then both are useless.

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