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Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  
Jan, 20 2012     77 chars (1 sms)     1561 views       Quotes

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To ask advice is
To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten tout for flattery.
Let uswork without
Let uswork without disputing. It is the only way to render life tolerable.
Ninety-ninepercent
Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.
The man who says
The man who says he's too old to learn new tricks probably always was.
Dealwith the faults
Dealwith the faults of others as gently as with your own.
Nothing is greater
Nothing is greater impediment to being on good terms with other than being ill at ease with yourself.
Thepeople to fear
Thepeople to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagreewith you and are too cowardly to let you know.
Given afair wind,
Given afair wind, we will negotiate our way into the Common Market, head held high,not crawling in. Negotiations? Yes. Unconditional acceptance of whateverterms are offered us? No.
Fate chooses our relatives
Fate chooses our relatives, We choose our friends.
Who can say
Who can say more than rich praise, that you alone are you?
One must be poor
One must be poor to know the luxury of giving.
Negotiatingin the classic
Negotiatingin the classic diplomatic sense assumes parties are more anxious to agreethan to disagree.

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