Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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The leaders who work most effectively, it seems to me,never say ‘I.’ And that's not because they have trainedthemselves not to say ‘I.’ They don't think ‘I.’ Theythink ‘we’; they think ‘team.’ They understand theirjob to be to make the team function. They
Allthings are ready, if our minds be so.
He is poor indeed that can promise nothing.
The past is always dogging our heals, striving ceaselessly to banish the present.
Pleasure is the sincerest compliment.
You could forgive an enemy. It is harder to forgive yourself.
Whenevertwo people meet there are really six people present. There is each man as he seeshimself, each man as the other sees him, and each man as he really is.
He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.
In God we trust; all others pay cash.
You can't change people, but you can channel them your way.
Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.
Am Inot destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?