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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth.

In Prayer it is better to have a Heart without Words than words without a Heart.

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It is long and hard and painful to create life; it is short and easy to steal the life others have made.

Opportunists take now for an answer.

The soul would have no rainbow, if the eyes had no tears.

Kindwords can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.

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If twopeople on the same job agree all the time, then one is useless. If theydisagree all the time, then both are useless.

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