Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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The prevalent fear of poverty among the educated classes is the worst moral disease from which our civilization suffers.
It's notthe will to win, but the will to prepare to win that makes the difference.
A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait untilthe deadline looms large.
Even to observe neutrality you must have a strong government
Few things are harder to pus up with than the annoyance of a good example.
The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.
We cannot always control our thoughts, but we can control our words, and repetitionimpresses the subconscious, and we are then master of the situation.
A roundegg can be made square according to how you cut it; words would be harshaccording to how you speak them.
He whoangers you, conquers you.
Action may not always bring Happiness, but there is no happiness without Action.
When the defects of others are percieved with so much clarity, it is because one possesses with oneself.
The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.