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Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  
Jan, 20 2012     77 chars (1 sms)     1931 views       Quotes

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If you wish to
If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.
The past is always
The past is always dogging our heals, striving ceaselessly to banish the present.
Duringa negotiation, it
Duringa negotiation, it would be wise not to take anything personally. If you leavepersonalities out of it, you will be able to see opportunities moreobjectively.
Arbitrary power is
Arbitrary power is like most other things which are veryhard, very liable to be broken.
You can outdistance
You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.
They may forget
They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.
Whoever is winning
Whoever is winning the race will always seem to be invincible.
Themost important trip
Themost important trip you may take in life is meeting people half way.
Ignoring is not the
Ignoring is not the same thing as being tolerant
The thoughts that
The thoughts that come often unsought, and as it were, drop into the mind, are commonly the most valuable of any we have.
Aperson whose heart
Aperson whose heart is not content is like a snake which tries to swallow anelephant.
Out of the fullness
Out of the fullness of the heart the mouth speaks.

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