Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Inspiration comes of working

Inspiration comes of working every day.

If a man speaks

If a man speaks or acts with pure thought, happiness follows him like a shadow that never leaves him

Opportunity may be

Opportunity may be hard to recognize if you are only looking for a lucky break.

Acreaking door hangs

Acreaking door hangs long on its hinges.

Hear me,my chiefs!

Hear me,my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun nowstands, I will fight no more forever.

The condition upon

The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.

If your desires be

If your desires be endless, your cares and fears will be so too.

The greatest intelligence

The greatest intelligence is precisely the one that suffers most from its own limitations.

There ward for always listening when you'd rather be talking is wisdom.

Trust begets trust

Trust begets trust and untrust begets untrust. It'snatural.

A half truth is

A half truth is a whole lie.

I think we may safely trust a good deal more than we do.

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