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Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  
Jan, 20 2012     77 chars (1 sms)     1791 views       Quotes

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If youare planning
If youare planning on doing business with someone again, don't be too tough in thenegotiations. If you're going to skin a cat, don't keep it as a house cat.
Even to observe neutrality you
Even to observe neutrality you must have a strong government
Man must not
Man must not check reason by tradition, but must check tradition by reason.
Don'tconsider your
Don'tconsider your reputation and you may do anything you like.
Remember not only
Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Onlywhen all contribute
Onlywhen all contribute their firewood can they build up a strong fire.
A man without imagination
A man without imagination is like a bird without wings.
Thedirect use of
Thedirect use of force is such a poor solution to any problem,it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.
Happiness is the wondrous
Happiness is the wondrous commodity, the more your give; the more you have.
When regard for
When regard for truth has been broken down or evenslightly weakened, all things will remain doubtful.
If necessityis the mother
If necessityis the mother of invention, conflict is its father.
Freedom can only
Freedom can only be real if it is freedom for those think differently.

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