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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Wordsare, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.

Religion is behaviour and not mere belief.

No matterhow thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

Tofight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supremeexcellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.

Alexander's last wrds: Bury my body, dont build any monument. Kip my hand outside,so dat d wrld knws,who won th wrld had noting in hand wen dyin.

Thepessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunityin every difficulty.

When youhave to make a choice and you don't make it, that itself is a choice.

Commitmentin the face of conflict produces character.

Kindness it is that bring forth kindness.

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.

An honest man's word is as good as his bond.

When youcannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced courses of action youshould take choose the bolder.

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