Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Honesty and Wisdom

Honesty and Wisdom are such a delightful pastime, at another person's expense !

To know the pains

To know the pains of power, we must go to those who have it;to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.

The summit of happiness

The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is.

Do we wish men to

Do we wish men to be virtuous? Then let us begin by making them love their country.

One must be fond of people and trust them if one is not tomake a mess of life.

One of the difficult

One of the difficult things to give away is kindness - is usually returned

Takeyour life into

Takeyour life into your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one toblame.

The measure of a man is what he does with power.

Change meansmovement.

Change meansmovement. Movement means friction. Only in the frictionless vacuum of anonexistent abstract world can movement or change occur without that abrasivefriction of conflict.

Responsibility is the

Responsibility is the high price of self-ownership.

If necessityis the mother

If necessityis the mother of invention, conflict is its father.

Patience is something

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

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