Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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To be simple is

To be simple is the best thing in the world; to be modest is the next best thing. I am not so sure about being quiet.

Angels fly, because

Angels fly, because they take themselves lightly.

The property of

The property of power is to protect.

Neverforget the

Neverforget the power of silence, that massively disconcerting pause which goes onand on and may at last induce an opponent to babble and backtrack nervously.

You can not do

You can not do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.

Sometimesyou have

Sometimesyou have to be silent to be heard.

Any general statement

Any general statement is like a cheque drawn on a bank. Its value depends on what is there to meet it.

A foolshows his

A foolshows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

Evil communication corrupt

Evil communication corrupt good manners.

We ownalmost all

We ownalmost all our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.

Truepeace is not

Truepeace is not merely the absence of tension: it is the presence of justice.

What is well done

What is well done is done soon enough.

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