Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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You can't change people, but you can channel them your way.

The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do something to love, and something to hope for.

What is required is sight and insight, then you might add one more excite.

Don'tcut off your nose to spite your face.

Past time is only eviil at a distance.

Life is progress from want to want, not from enjoyment to enjoyment.

I know youbelieve you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realizethat what you heard isn't what I meant.

If a man speaks or acts with pure thought, happiness follows him like a shadow that never leaves him

Beware of the chap who reminds you that you can't take it with you . he'll try to take it with him.

It seemedrather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, weoften suffer from a shortage of listeners.

Nine times out of ten, we are disappointed in life because we don't ask enough of it.

Anyone whoconducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

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