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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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To pushadvantages too far is neither generous nor just.

Successdepends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sureto be failure.

Human beings are not perfectible. They are improvable.

Thereis no advancement to him who stands trembling because he cannot see the endfrom the beginning.

It isnot necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.

Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shakeit, the more sour it grows.

Power never takes a back step only in the face of morepower.

In lifeprepare for the hard and all you will encounter will be the required or easy.

It's the repetition of affirmations that leads to belief. And once that beliefbecomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen.

A bad word whispered will echo a hundred miles.

I said to the almond tree, ‘'Friend, speak to me of God,’' and the almond treeblossomed.

To believein something, and not to live it, is dishonest.

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