Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.
Theshallower the brook, the more it babbles.
He who is unable to dance says the yard is stony.
I’mwillin’ for any solution — religious, political. I’m not going to keepofferin’ to negotiate so much because they turn us down each time. Itindicates a weakness on our part.
A slyrabbit will have three openings to its den.
Any child who has parents who are interested in him and has a house full of books isin't poor.
Changemeans movement. Movement means friction. Only in the frictionless vacuum of anonexistent abstract world can movement or change occur without that abrasivefriction of conflict.
A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.
To do what others cannot do is talent. To do what talent cannot do is genius.
All faults may be forgiven of him who has perfect candour
Never Explain Yourself to Anyone Because The person Who Likes U Doesn"t Need It. And The Person Who Dislikes U Won"t belive it....!!""
Concentrated power is not rendered harmless by the goodintentions of those who create it.