Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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It isgreed to do

It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.

Icannot give you

Icannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula forfailure: Try to please everyone.

Considerhow hard

Considerhow hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chanceyou have in trying to change others.

Change meansmovement.

Change meansmovement. Movement means friction. Only in the frictionless vacuum of anonexistent abstract world can movement or change occur without that abrasivefriction of conflict.

We'reeyeball to eyeball

We'reeyeball to eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.

Remember not only

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Do not tell me the

Do not tell me the problem is a difficult one. If it were not difficult, it would not be a problem

Every advantage has its tax

True miracle are

True miracle are created by men when they use the courage and intelligence God has given him

If Ishould ever be

If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—and if I should request anegotiation from captivity they should consider that a sign of duress.

Onehour of thoughtful

Onehour of thoughtful solitude may nerve the heart for days of conflict girdingup its armor to meet the most insidious foe.

An expert is a man,

An expert is a man, who dosent has all the answers, but he is sure that if that he is given enough money he can find them.

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