Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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If you are patient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
There is all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.
I willprepare and some day my chance will come.
Keepthings informal. Talking is the natural way to do business. Writing is greatfor keeping records and putting down details, but talk generates ideas. Greatthings come from our luncheon meetings which consist of a sandwich, a cup ofsoup, and a good idea
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A peace which depends upon fear is nothing but a suppressed war.
There'sno need to fear the wind if your haystacks are tied down.
Conflictleads to less-than-adequate performance, resentments, and lack of motivation.
We own almostall our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.
Thereare two sides to every question.
Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.
Democracy will break under the strain of apronstrings. It can exist only on trust.