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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Whenyou cannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced courses of actionyou should take choose the bolder.

Let us nevernegotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.

Whenanger comes, wisdom goes.

Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.

Thewill to win is worthless if you do not have the will to prepare.
Beforeyou build a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.

Let uswork without disputing. It is the only way to render life tolerable.

Do not tell me the problem is a difficult one. If it were not difficult, it would not be a problem

Anyone whoconducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

The flowers of life are but illusions. How many fade away and leave no trace; how few yield any fruit and the fruit itself how rarely does it ripen!

Better ask ten times than go astray once.

Don'tjudge a book by its cover.

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man.

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