Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Thereis no such thing as absolute value in this world. You can only estimate whata thing is worth to 'you.'

When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!

Not everything that is faced can be changed. But nothing can be changed until it is faced.

Slander cannot destroy an honest man: when the flood recedes the rock is there.

A lie has no leg, but a scandel has wings

The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a refuge from home life.

Laughteris the shortest distance between two people.

Power gravitates to the man who knows how.

Neverdoubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed people can change theworld. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has.

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

Nosnowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

Unless aman has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.

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