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Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  
Jan, 20 2012     77 chars (1 sms)     1807 views       Quotes

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The ultimate measured
The ultimate measured a man is not where he stands in marents of comfort, but whre he stands at times of challenge & contraversy.
Undernormal conditions,
Undernormal conditions, most people tend to see what they want to see, hear what theywant to hear, and do what they want to do; in conflicts, their positionsbecome even more rigid and fixed.
The power to
The power to do good is also the power to do harm.
Windowsof opportunity
Windowsof opportunity exist for only a brief moment in time, you have to have visionin order to spot them, and take advantage of them.
The World is but
The World is but, a school of inquiry.
Thewill to win is
Thewill to win is worthless if you do not have the will to prepare.
Beforeyou build a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.
Never ask a barber
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
Golf is an expensive
Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.
Do not judge, and
Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken
No country without
No country without an atom bomb could properly consider itself independet.
You can not do
You can not do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.
Myinterest is in
Myinterest is in the future because I'm going to be spending the rest of mylife there.

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