Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Everybody thinks of changing humanity and nobody thinks of changing himself.

Man's life would be wretched and confined if it were to missthe candid intimacy developed by mutual trust and esteem.

A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.

Takeyour life into your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one toblame.

The property of power is to protect.

Power is a little like alcohol: the faster it is consumed, the more quickly it affects the brain.

In themiddle of every difficulty lies opportunity.

Whohath not known ill fortune, never knew himself, or his own virtue.

A book, tight shut, is but a block of paper.

Compromiseis never anything but an ignoble truce between the duty of a man and theterror of a coward.

All the power that we exercise over others depends on thepower we exercise over ourselves.

Thefibers of all things have their tension and are strained like the strings ofan instrument.

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