Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Between grief and nothing I will take Grief.
If speaking is silver, then listening is gold.
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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!
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