Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

Jan, 20 2012     77 chars (1 sms)     1200 views       Quotes

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I’mwillin’ for any solution — religious, political. I’m not going to keepofferin’ to negotiate so much because they turn us down each time. Itindicates a weakness on our part.
The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar and is shocked by the unexpected; the eye, on the other hand, tends to be impatient, craves the novel and is bored by repetition.
It is no profit to have learned well, if you neglect to do well.
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, Beautiful old people are works of art.
Manyspeak much who cannot speak well.
The World is but, a school of inquiry.
Thoroughnesscharacterizes all successful men. Genius is the art of taking infinite pains.All great achievement has been characterized by extreme care, infinitepainstaking, even to the minutest detail.
Nothingso completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity himself, thanstraightforward and simple integrity in another.
Kind wordscan be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
Civilization has made the peasantry its pack animal.
The highest proof of virtue is to possess boundless powerwithout abusing it.
Evil alone has oil for every wheel