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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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A manshould never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying,in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.

If you truly want honesty, don't ask questions you don't really want the answer to.

All your fingernails grow with no convenient speed except broken one.

Evil communication corrupt good manners.

If you can't love visible people, then how can u love invisible God. - Mother teresa

I know youbelieve you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realizethat what you heard isn't what I meant.

If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—andif I should request a negotiation from captivity they should consider that asign of duress.

Modesty is the clothing of talent.

The louder the talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.

Personal appearance is looking the best you can for the money.

Beautifullight is born of darkness, so the faith that springs from conflict is oftenthe strongest and the best.

When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!

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