Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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By being pleasant

By being pleasant always and smiling, it takes you nearer to God; Nearer than any prayer.

Better hazard than

Better hazard than always be in fear.

It's notthe size

It's notthe size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Half of the harm

Half of the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important

If Ishould ever

If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—andif I should request a negotiation from captivity they should consider that asign of duress.

Theharder the conflict,

Theharder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.

Sweet is pleasure

Sweet is pleasure after pain

Stability is not

Stability is not immobility

A lost battle is a

A lost battle is a battle one thinks one has lost.

The louder the talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.

Greatideas often receive

Greatideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds.

Alwaysforgive your

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

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