Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

Jan, 20 2012     77 chars (1 sms)     1343 views       Quotes

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Keep things informal. Talking is the natural way to do business. Writing is greatfor keeping records and putting down details, but talk generates ideas. Greatthings come from our luncheon meetings which consist of a sandwich, a cup ofsoup, and a good idea
The good things of life are not to be had singly, but come to us with a mixture; like a school boy's holiday, with a task affixed to the tail of it.
Anempty sack cannot stand up.
The measure of a man is what he does with power.
To be simple is the best thing in the world; to be modest is the next best thing. I am not so sure about being quiet.
Long-rangeplanning works best in the short term.
If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Freedom suppressed and again regained bites with keener fangs that freedom never endangered.
One person with a belief is a social power equal to nintynine who have only interest.
Everybody thinks of changing humanity and nobody thinks of changing himself.
Marriagemeans expectations and expectations mean conflict.