Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Ignoring is not the same thing as being tolerant
Oppositesattract and then can't stand each other.
The possession of power over others in inherently destructiveboth to the possessor of the power and to those over whom it is exercised.
Timinghas a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
A man without a smiling face must not open a shop.
Given afair wind, we will negotiate our way into the Common Market, head held high,not crawling in. Negotiations? Yes. Unconditional acceptance of whateverterms are offered us? No.
A mistake in judgement isn't fatal, but too much anxiety about judgement is.
Gossip is that which no one claims to like-but everybody enjoys.
One ofthe lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and alwaysa clever thing to say.
Fourthings come not back: the spoken word, the spent arrow, the past life, and theneglected opportunity.
Whatlies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to whatlies inside of you.
Somewherethere is a map of how it can be done.