Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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In lifeprepare for the hard and all you will encounter will be the required or easy.

The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

Science has promised

Science has promised us truth. It has never promised us either peace or happiness.

One of the lessons

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and alwaysa clever thing to say.

Whenthere is no

Whenthere is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.

Better ask ten

Better ask ten times than go astray once.

To understand everything

To understand everything is to forgive everything.

Thefibers of all things

Thefibers of all things have their tension and are strained like the strings ofan instrument.

Thereis nothing more likely to

Thereis nothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries thanan agreement.

Whenconflict becomes

Whenconflict becomes a win-lose contest in our minds, we immediately try to win.

When u were

When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..

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