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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

The difficulty of speeches is what you are perpetually poised between the ciche and the indiscretion

Thefreedom of the city is not negotiable. We cannot negotiate with those whosay, What’s mine is mine and what’s yours is negotiable.

A manshould never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying,in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.

Peacecan not be kept by force. It can only be won, through understanding. Ourlonging for understandingis Eternal.

Learning must be had, but in the second place, as subsequent only to greater qualities.

Each time we read, a seed is sown for the future.

Without dialogue there is no communication, without communication there is no true education.

Listeningwell is as powerful a means of communication and influence as to talk well.

Conscience is the frame of character, love is the covering for it.

Civilization, in a sly way, is a suspicion that the other fellow may be right.

Trust exists; only lies are invented.

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