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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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The Pursuit of perfection is the persuit of sweetness and light.

A goodlistener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talkerwith a sore throat.

One ofthe lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and alwaysa clever thing to say.

Fourthings come not back: the spoken word, the spent arrow, the past life, and theneglected opportunity.

To ease another's heartache is to forget one's own.

Aperson whose heart is not content is like a snake which tries to swallow anelephant.

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

History is the witness of the times, the light of truth.

Everytime we read, a seed is sown for the future.

It seemedrather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, weoften suffer from a shortage of listeners.

He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a questionremains a fool forever.

Even to observe neutrality you must have a strong government

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