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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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We mustbe part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulancedrivers at the bitter end.

Don'tcut off your nose to spite your face.

Theeasiest, the most tempting, and the least creative response to conflictwithin an organization is to pretend it does notexist.

Thereare two dilemmas

Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

There is something

There is something monstrous in commands couched in invented and unfamiliar language, an alien master is the worst of all. The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it.

To be preparedis

To be preparedis half the victory.

The hand of liberality

The hand of liberality is stronger than the arm of power.

It isthrough cooperation,

It isthrough cooperation, rather than conflict, that your greatest successes willbe derived.

Nine times out of

Nine times out of ten, we are disappointed in life because we don't ask enough of it.

Too late is the

Too late is the medicine prepared, when the disease has strengthened by long delay.

We gain freedom

We gain freedom when we have paid full price for our right to live.

Theharder the conflict,

Theharder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.

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