Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Thetorment of human frustration, whatever its immediate cause,is the knowledge that the self is in prison, its vital force and ‘mangledmind’ leaking away in lonely, wasteful self-conflict.
Life is no brief candle- it's a splendid torch!
Theloftier the building the deeper the foundation must be.
Takeyour life into your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one toblame.
History repeats itself. that's one of the things wrong with history
Thedirect use of force is such a poor solution to any problem,it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognises genius.
It's whenyou're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolutepowerlessness make you pure?
Talk back to your internal critic. Train yourself to recognize and write downcritical thoughts as they go through your mind. Learn why these thoughts areuntrue and practice talking and writing back to them.
People who fight with fire usually end up with ashes.
The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man.