Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Sincerity is impossible, unless it pervades the whole being, and the pretence of it saps the very foundation of character
Two prisonerswhose cells adjoin communicate with each other by knocking on the wall. Thewall is the thing which separates them but is also their means ofcommunication. It is the same with us and God. Every separation is a link.
Civilization, in a sly way, is a suspicion that the other fellow may be right.
All the power that we exercise over others depends on thepower we exercise over ourselves.
A child is not a vase to be filled, but a fire to be lit.
Honesty and Wisdom are such a delightful pastime, at another person's expense !
If a man speaks or acts with pure thought, happiness follows him like a shadow that never leaves him
In anyfree society, the conflict between social conformity and individual libertyis permanent, unresolvable, and necessary.
Nations get as good or as bad a government as they deserve.
Thoroughnesscharacterizes all successful men. Genius is the art of taking infinite pains.All great achievement has been characterized by extreme care, infinitepainstaking, even to the minutest detail.
Remembernot only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
To effectivelycommunicate, we must realize that we are all different in the way we perceivethe world and use this understanding as a guide to our communication withothers.