Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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A clynic is a man

A clynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing

Fate chooses our relatives

Fate chooses our relatives, We choose our friends.

Knowlege is two

Knowlege is two-fold, and consists not only an affirmation of what is true, but in the negation of that which is faise

Health and Cheerfulness

Health and Cheerfulness mutually begets each other.

I'vealways felt that a

I'vealways felt that a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the numberof conflicting points of view he can entertain simultaneously on the sametopic.

If all those who

If all those who speak would weigh their words, how light air would be!

Don'tbargain for

Don'tbargain for fish which are still in the water.

If you wish to

If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

It isthe acid test

It isthe acid test of nonviolence that in a nonviolent conflict there is no rancorleft behind, and in the end the enemies are converted into friends.

Nothing astonishes

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.

Only freemen can

Only freemen can negotiate. Prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedom andmine cannot be separated.

Conflictinvolves incompatible

Conflictinvolves incompatible behaviors rather thancompetitive goals.

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