Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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.Oneshould count

.Oneshould count each day a separate life.

Old wood best of

Old wood best of burn, old friend to trust and old authors to read.

Inspiration is apt

Inspiration is apt to come only while one is working, waited for, it usually keeps waiting.

Listeningwell is as

Listeningwell is as powerful a means of communication and influence as to talk well.

A man's ruin lies

A man's ruin lies in his tongue.

Even a fish wouldn'

Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

Everybody thinks of

Everybody thinks of changing humanity and nobody thinks of changing himself.

Malicedrinketh its

Malicedrinketh its own poison.

Onceyou consent to some

Onceyou consent to some concession, you can never cancel it and put things backthe way they are.

Successis blocked by

Successis blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it ... Success is shy itwon't come out while you're watching.

Don'tbargain for

Don'tbargain for fish which are still in the water.

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