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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Enthusiasm is faith set on fire.

An expert is a man, who dosent has all the answers, but he is sure that if that he is given enough money he can find them.

Step after step the ladder is ascended

No battle is more sorely lost that the one not fought

Nothing destroys authority more than the unequal and untimelyinterchange of power stretched too far and relaxed too much.

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Truepeace is not merely the absence of tension: it is the presence of justice.

Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied, menof power are feared; but only men of character are trusted.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

A caricature is always ture only for an instant.

I liketo listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most peoplenever listen.

You don'thave to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth. Success hasmade failures of many men.

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