Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Thereis nothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries thanan agreement.
Man must not check reason by tradition, but must check tradition by reason.
Artists can color the sky red because they know its blue.those of us who are not artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we are stupid.
Throughconflict we get to unity.
Silenceis foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish.
Takecare, don't fight, and remember: if you do not choose to lead, you willforever be led by others. Find what scares you, and do it. And you can make adifference, if you choose to do so.
I hold it to be a proof of great prudence for men toabstain from threats and insulting words toward an enemy, for neither ...diminishes the strength of the enemy; but the one makes him more cautious,and the other increases his hatred of you and makes him
You can't change people, but you can channel them your way.
Kindness it is that bring forth kindness.
The difficulty of speeches is what you are perpetually poised between the ciche and the indiscretion
Whenyou plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. Youlook for reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water,or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with ourfriends or our family,
Fanaticism is the false fire of an overheated mind.