Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Compromise.Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary thesatisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and isdeprived of nothing except what was justly his due.

Nations get as

Nations get as good or as bad a government as they deserve.

Now-a-days

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

The major cause

The major cause of traffic accidents is that men put into their cars as much ego as petrol.

Patience is the art of hoping.

Nothingso completely

Nothingso completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity himself, thanstraightforward and simple integrity in another.

Let no one,

Let no one, then think lightly of the world, lest he be despising himself unawares

A slyrabbit will have

A slyrabbit will have three openings to its den.

The greatest virtue

The greatest virtue of man is perhaps curiosity.

Supicion of one's

Supicion of one's own motives is especially necessary for the philanthropist and the executive.

Show me a

Show me a man who cannot bother to do little things andI'll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do big things.

Imagination is useful

Imagination is useful as long as it remains practical.

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