Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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It's the job that'

It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.

The amount of effort put into a campaign by a worker expands in proportion to the personal benefits that he will derive from his party's victory.

Toevery answer you

Toevery answer you can find a new question.

The onesure way to

The onesure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

In themiddle of

In themiddle of every difficulty lies opportunity.

We do not err because the truth is difficult to see. We err because this is more comfortable

Man is born free,

Man is born free, and everywhere is is in chains

Speechis human,

Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.

Learning is the property

Learning is the property of those who fear to do disagreeable things.

I’mwilling for any

I’mwilling for any solution religious, political. I’m not going to keepoffering to negotiate so much because they turn us down each time. Itindicates a weakness on our part.

To ease another's

To ease another's heartache is to forget one's own.

What we seek we shall find, what we flee from flee from us.

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