Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Alexander's last wrds: Bury my body, dont build any monument. Kip my hand outside,so dat d wrld knws,who won th wrld had noting in hand wen dyin.
We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.
God made time, but man made haste.
Man is born free, and everywhere is is in chains
What isthe shortest word in the English language that contains the letters: abcdef? Answer: feedback. Don't forget that feedback isone of the essential elements of good communication.
How should the lamb negotiate with the lion.
Never[enter] into dispute or argument with another. I never yet saw an instance ofone of two disputants convincing the other by argument. I have seen many ontheir getting warm, becoming rude and shooting one another.
Peaceis not the absence of conflict but the presence of creative alternatives forresponding to conflict alternatives to passive or aggressive responses,alternatives to violence.
Another form of wastefulness is expenditure of words beyond the income of ideas.
A fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of sense to know how to tell a lie.
Opportunists take now for an answer.
Nevermiss a good chance to shut up.