Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Pain is the outcome of sin.
The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them.
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Success is often the result of taking a mis-step in the right direction.
Love arrives on tiptoe and bangs the door when it leaves.
If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—andif I should request a negotiation from captivity they should consider that asign of duress.
Successis blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it ... Success is shy itwon't come out while you're watching.
A good conscience is the best divinity.
Anyone whoconducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.
Reason is my philosophy, is only a harmony among irrational impulses.
Worry is a circle of inefficient thoughts whirling about a point of fear.
Nothing doth more hurt in a state that cunning men pass for wise.