Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Zeal is fit only for wise men but is found mostly infools.
Don't beafraid of opposition. Remember, a kite rises against, not with, the wind.
Silenceis foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish.
What wesee depends mainly on what we look for.
It is no profit to have learned well, if you neglect to do well.
We make our friends, we make our enemies, but God makes our next-door neighbours.
Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shakeit, the more sour it grows.
Changemeans movement. Movement means friction. Only in the frictionless vacuum of anonexistent abstract world can movement or change occur without that abrasivefriction of conflict.
A good conscience is the best divinity.
Thereward for always listening when you'd rather be talking is wisdom.
Keep a secret; its you slave. Tell it, and it's your master.
Onelearns by doing the thing; for though you think you know it, you have nocertainty until you try.