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Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Makesure you leave some fat for the other side.
There are always two forces warring against each other within us.
Renown and repose do not go together.
To know the pains of power, we must go to those who have it;to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.
Throughconflict we get to unity.
You can not help men permanantly by doing for them what they could do for themselves
The best prophet is common sense, our native wit.
It's more shameful to mistrust one's friends than to be deceived by them.
Livingwith integrity means: not settling for less than what you know you deserve inyour relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speakingyour truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in waysthat are in harmony
Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Saying nothing... sometimes says the most.
A newbroom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows the corners.