Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out
Mostpeople I ask little from. I try to give them much, and expect nothing inreturn and I do very well in the bargain.
Themost important trip you may take in life is meeting people half way.
Prayrer changes things by changing people.
If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escapea hundred days of sorrow.
It is easier to discover deficiencies in indivuduals, states and providence than to see their real import and value.
Fate chooses our relatives, We choose our friends.
If a man speaks or acts with pure thought, happiness follows him like a shadow that never leaves him
It isthe acid test of nonviolence that in a nonviolent conflict there is no rancorleft behind, and in the end the enemies are converted into friends.
God has created the world in play.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Education is the chief defence of a Nation.