Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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We'reeyeball to eyeball

We'reeyeball to eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

Do not despair, not

Do not despair, not even over the fact that you don't despair.

Asingle conversation

Asingle conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.

Fourthings come not

Fourthings come not back: the spoken word, the spent arrow, the past life, and theneglected opportunity.

To live is, in itself,

To live is, in itself, avalue judgement. To breathe is to judge.

Constantrepetition carries

Constantrepetition carries conviction.

Worry is a circle

Worry is a circle of inefficient thoughts whirling about a point of fear.

EDUCATION BEGINS WITH LIFE.

EDUCATION BEGINS WITH LIFE.

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.

The past is always

The past is always dogging our heals, striving ceaselessly to banish the present.

What is well done

What is well done is done soon enough.

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