Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Happiness is the wondrous commodity, the more your give; the more you have.

There may be said to be two classes of people in the world: those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.

You gotto be very

You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.

You can't go

You can't go very far if you don't begin very near.

Democracy is the art of

Democracy is the art of disciplining onself, so that one need not be disciplined by others.

You may give gifts

You may give gifts without caring, but you can't care without giving

As contagion of

As contagion of sickness makes sickness, contagion oftrust can make trust.

Consistencyis

Consistencyis the hobgoblin of little minds.

What is well done

What is well done is done soon enough.

Civilization, in a sly

Civilization, in a sly way, is a suspicion that the other fellow may be right.

Outside noisy,

Outside noisy, inside empty.

Usenon-verbal

Usenon-verbal communication to SOFTEN the hard-line position of others: S =Smile, O = Open, Posture, F = Forward Lean, T = Touch, E = Eye Contact, N =Nod.

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