Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Keepthings informal. Talking is the natural way to do business. Writing is greatfor keeping records and putting down details, but talk generates ideas. Greatthings come from our luncheon meetings which consist of a sandwich, a cup ofsoup, and a good idea
You can't unscramble an egg.
Sorrow and silence are strong, and patient endurance is god-like.
The hardest thing to disguise is you feelings when you put a lot of relatives on the train for home.
Peoplewho are too concerned with how well they are doing will be less successfuland feel less competent than those who focus on the task itself... Somepsychologists call it a conflict between egoorientation,or between extrinsic and intrinsic motivation…
Inbusiness, you don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate.
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.
The hand of liberality is stronger than the arm of power.
Slander cannot destroy an honest man: when the flood recedes the rock is there.
Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did andit never will.
Even to observe neutrality you must have a strong government