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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

Whendealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic,but creatures of emotion.

Considerhow hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chanceyou have in trying to change others.

Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.

Whenelephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.

Since God made us to be originals, why stoop to be a copy?

Trust begets trust and untrust begets untrust. It'snatural.

If you ain't never pick up the sword,you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

I think I could sum up my position on this with therecitation of a brief Russian proverb ‘Doveryai no Proveryai.’ Itmeans trust but verify.

Onlywhen you can be extremely pliable and soft can you be extremely hard andstrong.

Whenconflict becomes a win-lose contest in our minds, we immediately try to win.

It is better to trust and sometimes be disappointed thanto be forever mistrusting and be right occasionally.

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