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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Saying nothing... sometimes says the most.

Remembernot only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Man is born free, and everywhere is is in chains

When people prophesy, they generally makes the mistake of transforming the past to future.

Luck never mad a mad man wise

As longas you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold himdown, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might.

The possession of power over others in inherently destructiveboth to the possessor of the power and to those over whom it is exercised.

A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to peer out.

Every village has to become a self-sufficient republic.

Don't be took quick to belive anything you read.

The numberone goal in resolving a conflict is to make sure both sides maintain theirself-esteem.

Bring ideas in and treat them royally,for one of them may be the king.

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