Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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When you choose the lesses of two evils always remember there is still an evil.

The merit belongs to begineer; should his successor do even more better.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Whoever does not know the truth is ignorant, but the one who knows the truth but denies is a criminal

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.

Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shakeit, the more sour it grows.

Conduct is wise or foolish only in reference to its results.

The repetition in nature may not be a mere recurrence. It may e a theatrical "encore"

Takeadvantage of the ambiguity in the world. Look at something and think aboutwhat else it might be.

Democracy is the art of disciplining onself, so that one need not be disciplined by others.

If you arepatient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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