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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Wisdom is what you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred totalk.

Light is good in whatever lamp it may burn; even as a rose is beautiful in whatever garden it may bloom.

Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

Imagination is useful as long as it remains practical.

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.

Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbour.

Without trust, words become the hollow sound of a woodengong. With trust, words become life itself.

I willprepare and some day my chance will come.

If pain could have cured us, we should have long ago been saved.

Everything has been thought of before, but the difficulty is to think of it again

In thebusiness world, everyone is always working at legitimate cross purposes,governed by self interest.

A child is not a vase to be filled, but a fire to be lit.

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