Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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A man is but a product of his thoughts; what he thinks, that he becomes

Whendealing with people,

Whendealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic,but creatures of emotion.

Useful manual labour

Useful manual labour, intelligently performed is the means per excellence for developing the intellect.

Letevery eye negotiate

Letevery eye negotiate for itself, and trust no agent.

Manyspeak much who cannot speak well.

Wherethe tongue

Wherethe tongue slips, it speaks the truth.

Are youreally listening..

Are youreally listening... or are you just waiting for your turn to talk?

The king goes as far as he may, not as far as he could.

you salute your

you salute your duty,you need not salute anybody. But if u pollute ur duty, u hav 2 salute every body.... -ABDUL KALAM

Thefirst principle of

Thefirst principle of contract negotiation is don'tremind them of what you did in the past; tell them what you're going to do inthe future.

Growth for the sake

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of cancer cell.

Therecan be no doubt that the average man blames much more than he praises. Hisinstinct is to blame. If he is satisfied he says nothing; if he is not, hemost illogically kicks up a row.

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