Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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It isn't important to come out on top, what matters is to be the one who comes out alive.
It's good to shut up sometimes.
It is easier to discover deficiencies in indivuduals, states and providence than to see their real import and value.
In aconflict, being willing to change allows you to move from a point of view toa viewing point a higher, moreexpansive place, from which you can see both sides.
Whendealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic,but creatures of emotion.
Power consists in one's capacity to link his will with thepurpose of others, to lead by reason and a gift of cooperation.
Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?
If you ain'tnever pick up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.
Thefirst principle of contract negotiation is don'tremind them of what you did in the past; tell them what you're going to do inthe future.
Buyingis cheaper than asking.
Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognises genius.
He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.