Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

Jan, 20 2012     77 chars (1 sms)     1133 views       Quotes

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Thefreedom of the city is not negotiable. We cannot negotiate with those whosay, What’s mine is mine and what’s yours is negotiable.
Optimists and pessimists have one fault in common: they are afraid of the truth.
He understands badly who listens badly.
Talkingjaw-jaw is always better than war-war.
Asingle conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.
Sacrificers are not the ones to pity. The ones to pity are those they sacrifice.
Many a gem of wisdom have gone unsaid, because someone lacked ability to express it.
Ifpassion drives you, let reason hold the reins.
Old wood best of burn, old friend to trust and old authors to read.
Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; Easy to govern, but impossible to enslave
You andyour spouse should consider the arguments you have, not as calamities in thehistory of your child’sdevelopment, but as opportunities for learning. Take the opportunity to teachyour children the art ofand value in negotiation, and to demonstrate you
Usenon-verbal communication to SOFTEN the hard-line position of others: S =Smile, O = Open, Posture, F = Forward Lean, T = Touch, E = Eye Contact, N =Nod.