Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Don'tbe afraid of opposition. Remember, a kite rises against, not with, the wind.

All that is sometimes needed to make you content with you lot is a bad dream.

Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used toprotect the innocent.

It isdifficult to negotiate where neither will trust.

Thecompromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it iscompromising.

Agrievance is most poignant when almost redressed.

He approaches nearest to the gods who knows how to be silent, even though he is in the right.

Youdon't have to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth.Success has made failures of many men.

Watching small men at work reconciles to the great.

Thedifference between the right word and the almost right word is the differencebetween lightning and a lightning bug.

If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.

Ho puri dil ki har khwaish teri, Ho khushiyon bhara jahaan tera, Agar tu maange aasmaan ka ek taara, To khuda de-de tumko aasmaan saara.

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