Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.

If Ihad six hours

If Ihad six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first hour sharpening the ax.

I said to the almond tree, ‘'Friend, speak to me of God,’' and the almond treeblossomed.

The purpose of getting power is to be able to give itaway.

Get someone else

Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.

Power concedes nothing

Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did andit never will.

Themost important trip

Themost important trip you may take in life is meeting people half way.

He who hurriescannot

He who hurriescannot walk with dignity.

Nature arms each

Nature arms each man with some faculty which enables himto do easily some feat impossible to any other.

Nothing astonishes

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.

Aclosed mind is

Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.

What is required

What is required is sight and insight, then you might add one more excite.

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