Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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They may forget

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.

You gotto be very

You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.

It is long and hard

It is long and hard and painful to create life; it is short and easy to steal the life others have made.

A language is like living skin itself.

Bekind, for everyone

Bekind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

I’mwillin’ for any solution —

I’mwillin’ for any solution — religious, political. I’m not going to keepofferin’ to negotiate so much because they turn us down each time. Itindicates a weakness on our part.

No one was

No one was ever really taught by another; each of us has to teach himself.

You must remember

You must remember that all work is simply to bring out the power of the mind which is already there to wake up the soul.

If you get to

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.

Take yourlife into

Take yourlife into your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one toblame.

I'm nota combative

I'm nota combative person. My long experience has taught me to resolve conflict byraising the issues before I or others burn their boats.

Youcan't shake hands

Youcan't shake hands with a clenched fist.

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