Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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I willprepare and some day my chance will come.
Usesoft words and hard arguments.
Thisduality has been reflected in classical as well as modern literature asreason versus passion, or mind versus intuition. The split between the ‘conscious’mind and the ‘unconscious.’ There are moments in each of ourlives when our verbal-intellect sugges
Becausewe focused on the snake, we missed the scorpion.
Windowsof opportunity exist for only a brief moment in time, you have to have visionin order to spot them, and take advantage of them.
A rumor goes in one ear and out many mouths.
Duringthe Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have timeto sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressingproblems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
Letevery eye negotiate for itself, and trust no agent.
I think we may safely trust a good deal more than we do.
The means by which we live have outdistanced the ends forwhich we live. Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We haveguided missiles and misguided men.
Thereare two sides to every question.
The more estimable the offender, the greater the torment.