Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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You'rein a much

You'rein a much better position to talk with people when they approach you thanwhen you approach them.

Liberty and democracy

Liberty and democracy becomes unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.

Conflictis inevitable

Conflictis inevitable, but combat is optional.

Thereare two dilemmas

Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

Supicion of one's

Supicion of one's own motives is especially necessary for the philanthropist and the executive.

Cheat me in the price

Cheat me in the price but not in the goods i purchase.

Onemust talk little and

Onemust talk little and listen much.

Do not despair, not

Do not despair, not even over the fact that you don't despair.

I have learned through

I have learned through bitter experience the one supremelesson to conserve my anger, and as heat conserved is transmitted into energy,even so our anger controlled can be transmitted into a power that can movethe world.

A man has no ears

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given no access.

Every age thinks

Every age thinks its battle the most important of all.

You've gotto know

You've gotto know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em know, when to walk away, knowwhen to run.

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