Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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It is mark of a good man not to know how to do an injury.
Sacrificers are not the ones to pity. The ones to pity are those they sacrifice.
Do good to your friend to keep him, and to your enemy to make him your freind.
Whenour knowing exceeds our sensing, we will no longer be deceived by theillusions of our senses.
Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.
Buyingis cheaper than asking.
Miracles enables us to judge of doctrine and doctrine enable us to judge of miracles.
To sit alone in the lamp light with a book spread out before you-such is a pleasure beyond compare.
Ignoring is not the same thing as being tolerant
Manyspeak much who cannot speak well.
Never[enter] into dispute or argument with another. I never yet saw an instance ofone of two disputants convincing the other by argument. I have seen many ontheir getting warm, becoming rude and shooting one another.
Too late is the medicine prepared, when the disease has strengthened by long delay.