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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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We areall faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised asimpossible situations.

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

In all superstitions wise men follow fools.

Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Ittakes time to save time.

The more you seat in peace, the less you bleed in war

Everyoneis kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.

Thepast is malleable and flexible, changing as our recollection interprets andre-explains what has happened.

There is a slogan written in the entrance gate of all schools in JAPAN ."IF U CANNOT DO, NO OTHER HUMAN IN THE WORLD CAN DO IT".Believe in YOURSELF.

Measurement of life should be rather proportioned to the intensity of experience than it's actual length.

Even to observe neutrality you must have a strong government

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