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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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To be preparedis half the victory.

You make a mountain of a mole-hill.

It's whenyou're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.

The onesure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

Somewherethere is a map of how it can be done.

Distancedoesn't matter. It is only the first step that is difficult.

Listeningwell is as powerful a means of communication and influence as to talk well.

Any man's death diminishes me, because i am involved in mankind; and, therefore, never tend to know for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee.

In thefield of observation, chance favors only theprepared minds.

Fourthings come not back: the spoken word, the spent arrow, the past life, and theneglected opportunity.

Conflictleads to less-than-adequate performance, resentments, and lack of motivation.

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