Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Ideal society is a

Ideal society is a drama enacted exclusively in the imagination

One must be poor

One must be poor to know the luxury of giving.

Facts do not cease to exist

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

Usenon-verbal

Usenon-verbal communication to SOFTEN the hard-line position of others: S =Smile, O = Open, Posture, F = Forward Lean, T = Touch, E = Eye Contact, N =Nod.

Remember not only

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Originality is the

Originality is the art of Concealing your Source.

Man must not

Man must not check reason by tradition, but must check tradition by reason.

You gotto be

You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.

Boredom is a vital

Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since atleast half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.

The laws of life

The laws of life are founded on necessity, its charms on the non-essentials.

The darkest hour

The darkest hour has only 60 minutes

Silenceis the mother

Silenceis the mother of truth.

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