Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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A man without patience

A man without patience is a lamp without oil.

Whenever I hear

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.

Suspicion begets

Suspicion begets suspicion.

Our distrust is

Our distrust is very expensive.

Tobelieve in something

Tobelieve in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.

Takeyour life into

Takeyour life into your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one toblame.

Welearn little from

Welearn little from victory, much from defeat.

Power is like being

Power is like being a lady... if you have to tell peopleyou are, you aren't.

If you would know

If you would know what nobody knows, read what everybody reads just after one year afterwards.

If an enemyis annoying

If an enemyis annoying you by playing well, consider adopting his strategy.

Wisdom requires that

Wisdom requires that we pour a little oil of delicate courtesy on the wheels of friendship.

Aproblem is a chance

Aproblem is a chance for you to do your best.

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