Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

Jan, 20 2012     77 chars (1 sms)     1063 views       Quotes

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I willprepare and some day my chance will come.
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Drown not thyself to save a drowning man
Those who trust us educate us.
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Byfailing to prepare you are preparing to fail.
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A rumor goes in one ear and out many mouths.
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