Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Like aball batted

Like aball batted back and forth, a human being is batted by two forces within.

Too late is the

Too late is the medicine prepared, when the disease has strengthened by long delay.

Well done is better

Well done is better than well said.

Byfailing to prepare

Byfailing to prepare you are preparing to fail.

Icannot give you

Icannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula forfailure: Try to please everyone.

Onlyfree men can

Onlyfree men can negotiate. Prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedomand mine cannot be separated.

No one lies as much as the

No one lies as much as the indignant do.

What matter is not to add years to your life but to add life to your years.

As we grow old...

As we grow old...the beauty steals inwards.

The real purpose

The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking

In oneof our concert grand pianos, 243 taut strings exert a pull of 40,000 poundson an iron frame. It is proof that out of great tension may come great harmony.

If you would know

If you would know what nobody knows, read what everybody reads just after one year afterwards.

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