Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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A round egg can be made square according to how you cut it; words would be harsh according to how you speak them.
Those who trust us educate us.
you can not strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possiblility that the other may be right, though neither believes it.
One of the function of intelligence is to take account of the dangers that come from trusting solely to the intelligence.
He whois unable to dance says the yard is stony.
When I dare to be powerful, to use my strength in theservice of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I amafraid.
I have oftenregretted my speech, never my silence.
My fathersaid: you must never try to make all the money that's in a deal. Let theother fellow make some money too, because if you have a reputation for alwaysmaking all the money, you won't have many deals.
We think too small. Like the frog at the bottom of the well. He thinks the sky is only as big as the top of the well. If he surfaced, he would have an entirely different view.
True,Heaven prohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate acompromise.
Peaceis not the absence of conflict but the presence of creative alternatives forresponding to conflict alternatives to passive or aggressive responses,alternatives to violence.