Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.
Successdepends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sureto be failure.
Skillin the art of communication is crucial to a leader's success. He canaccomplish nothing unless he can communicate effectively.
Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.
Muchtalking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune.The talkative parrot is shut up in a cage. Other birds, without speech, flyfreely about.
Thewise man, even when he holds his tongue, says more than the fool when hespeaks.
Thesubconscious part in us is called the subjective mind, because it does notdecide and command. It is subject rather than a ruler. Its nature is to dowhat it is told, or what really in your heart of hearts you desire.
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.
Bring ideas in and treat them royally,for one of them may be the king.
Night is the blotting paper of many sorrows.
Extremiststhink communication means agreeing with them.
The problem with communication is the illusion that is has occurred.