Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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You may give gifts

You may give gifts without caring, but you can't care without giving

Philosophy begins

Philosophy begins in wonder. And, at the end, when philosophic thought has done its best, the wonder remains.

Nothing makes it

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper upbringing, a sound set of values.

Believing that soom

Believing that soom good can be derived from every event is a better preposition than that everything happens for the best, which is assuredly does not.

A man, when he

A man, when he burns, leaves only a handful of ashes. woman can hold him. the wind must blow him away.

Silenceis argument

Silenceis argument carried out by other means.

The Universe is

The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

Evil alone has oil for every wheel

Any man's death

Any man's death diminishes me, because i am involved in mankind; and, therefore, never tend to know for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee.

Conflictinvolves incompatible

Conflictinvolves incompatible behaviors rather than competitive goals.

WheneverI hear

WheneverI hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.

Each time we read

Each time we read, a seed is sown for the future.

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