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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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The greatest intelligence is precisely the one that suffers most from its own limitations.

A miserand a liar bargain quickly.

Show me a man who cannot bother to do little things andI'll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do big things.

Speakwhen you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The louder the talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.

Talkingmuch about oneself may be a way of hiding oneself.

One person with a belief is a social power equal to nintynine who have only interest.

Silenceis as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unshownmarble of great sculpture. The silent bear no witness against themselves.

You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.

Fourthings come not back: the spoken word, the spent arrow, the past life, and theneglected opportunity.

Learning must be had, but in the second place, as subsequent only to greater qualities.

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

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