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Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  
Jan, 20 2012     77 chars (1 sms)     1324 views       Quotes

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If wecannot end
If wecannot end our differences at least we can make the world safe for diversity.
The man with the
The man with the new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.
Talkingjaw-jaw is
Talkingjaw-jaw is always better than war-war.
You'vegot to know
You'vegot to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em know, when to walk away, know when to run.
The louder the
The louder the talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.
Even a dog knows
Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.
Whospreads, sows;
Whospreads, sows; Who listens, reaps.
The possession of
The possession of power over others in inherently destructiveboth to the possessor of the power and to those over whom it is exercised.
Diseases are Tax on the pleasure.
Diseases are Tax on the pleasure.
A book is a mirror;
A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to peer out.
Makesure you never,
Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.
Between grief and
Between grief and nothing I will take Grief.

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