Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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A goodpreparation takes longer than the delivery.
We areall faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised asimpossible situations.
One cannot be precise and still be pure.
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
Wheneveryou're in conflict with someone, there is one factor that can make thedifference between damaging your relationship and deepening it. That factoris attitude.
Toeffectively communicate, we must realize that we are all different in the waywe perceive the world and use this understanding as a guide to ourcommunication with others.
It isthe acid test of nonviolence that in a nonviolent conflict there is no rancorleft behind, and in the end the enemies are converted into friends.
The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.
Nostrength within, no respect without.
A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.
Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.
Somewherethere is a map of how it can be done.