Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Speakwhen you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
Whatlies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to whatlies inside of you.
Life, Like a child, laughs shaking its rattle of death as it runs.
Oursubconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes, and cannot tell thedifference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What wecontinually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
Nations get as good or as bad a government as they deserve.
The ultimate measured a man is not where he stands in marents of comfort, but whre he stands at times of challenge & contraversy.
Duringa negotiation, it would be wise not to take anything personally. If you leavepersonalities out of it, you will be able to see opportunities moreobjectively.
Acreaking door hangs long on its hinges.
A peace which depends upon fear is nothing but a suppressed war.
There is no comparison between that which is last by not succeding and that what is last by not trying.
We cannot all be great but we can always attach ourselves to something that is great.
Duringthe Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have timeto sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressingproblems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.