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Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  
Jan, 20 2012     77 chars (1 sms)     1676 views       Quotes

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Nothing doth more
Nothing doth more hurt in a state that cunning men pass for wise.
As we grow old...
As we grow old...the beauty steals inwards.
Encouragement after
Encouragement after censure is as the sun after a shower.
Man alone contains
Man alone contains within himself as many species as exist on earth.
Truth is strengthened
Truth is strengthened by observation and delay; falsehood by haste and uncertainity.
It isthrough cooperation,
It isthrough cooperation, rather than conflict, that your greatest successes willbe derived.
If you are patient
If you are patient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
The cliche that
The cliche that education never ends virtually ensures that it does'nt begin.
Thecourts of this
Thecourts of this country should not be the places where resolution of disputesbegins. They should be the places where the disputes end after alternativemethods of resolving disputes have been considered and tried.
Thesingle most powerful
Thesingle most powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get upand walk away from the table without a deal.
Let not thy wil
Let not thy will roar, when the power can but whisper.
Flatteryis the infantry
Flatteryis the infantry of negotiation.

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