Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Only freemen can

Only freemen can negotiate. Prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedom andmine cannot be separated.

A newspaper is not

A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is, but to make people angry enough to do something about it

Everything has it's

Everything has it's beauty, but not every one sees it.

I give myself,sometimes

I give myself,sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.

Mandoes not live

Mandoes not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eatthem.

Believing that soom

Believing that soom good can be derived from every event is a better preposition than that everything happens for the best, which is assuredly does not.

You can be erudite

You can be erudite with knowledge of others; you can be wise only with your wisdom.

The possession of

The possession of power over others in inherently destructiveboth to the possessor of the power and to those over whom it is exercised.

He whotalks incessantly,

He whotalks incessantly, talks nonsense.

As longas you keep

As longas you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold himdown, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might.

Ideal society is a

Ideal society is a drama enacted exclusively in the imagination

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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