Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Duringthe Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have timeto sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressingproblems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
The greatest intelligence is precisely the one that suffers most from its own limitations.
Talkback to your internal critic. Train yourself to recognize and write downcritical thoughts as they go through your mind. Learn why these thoughts areuntrue and practice talking and writing back to them.
The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder.
The easiest,the most tempting, and the least creative response to conflict within anorganization is to pretend it does not exist.
Within-groupconflict is always personal and emotional even if it begins with impersonalissues.
Artists can color the sky red because they know its blue.those of us who are not artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we are stupid.
The more we see, the more we shall be able to imagine, and the more we imagine, the more we must think we see.
Experience keeps a dear school, but tools will learn in no other.
There is something monstrous in commands couched in invented and unfamiliar language, an alien master is the worst of all. The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it.
Everyoneis wise until he speaks.
When makinga decision of minor importance, I have always found it advantageous toconsider all the pros and cons. In vital matters, however, such as the choiceof a mate or a profession, the decision should come from the unconscious,from somewhere within ou