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Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  
Jan, 20 2012     77 chars (1 sms)     1545 views       Quotes

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What matter is
What matter is not to add years to your life but to add life to your years.
Pessimism, when you
Pessimism, when you get used to it, is just as agreeable as optimism.
Pleasure is by no
Pleasure is by no means an infallible critical guide, but it is the least fallible.
Resolvingconflict
Resolvingconflict is rarely about who is right. It is about acknowledgment andappreciation of differences.
Twobirds disputed
Twobirds disputed about a kernel, when a third swooped down and carried it off.
A cup is useful only
A cup is useful only when it is empty; and a mind that is filled with beliefs, with dogmas, with assertions, with quotations, is really an uncreative mind.
It isgreed to do all the
It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.
The hearthas arguments
The hearthas arguments with which the logic of mind is not acquainted.
Show me a man
Show me a man who cannot bother to do little things andI'll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do big things.
Power gravitates
Power gravitates to the man who knows how.
It is a strange
It is a strange desire to seek power and to lose liberty,or to seek power over others and to lose power over a man's self.
Nature's instructions
Nature's instructions are always slow, those of men are generally premature.

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