Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Science has promised us truth. It has never promised us either peace or happiness.
A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait untilthe deadline looms large.
Acreaking door hangs long on its hinges.
Whenyou plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. Youlook for reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water,or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with ourfriends or our family,
Soremarkably perverse is the nature of man that he despises those that court himand admires whoever will not bend before him.
I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us,that the less we use our power the greater it will be.
We donot have to agree; we do need to understand.
It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.
There isnothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries than anagreement.
Themost intense conflicts, if overcome, leave behind a sense of security andcalm that is not easily disturbed. It is just these intense conflicts andtheir conflagration which are needed to produce valuable and lasting results.
Every new adjustment is a crisis in self-esteem.
A language is like living skin itself.