Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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The split in you is clear. There is a part of you that knows what it shoulddo, and a part that does what it feels like doing.
A hero is no braver than anyone else; he is only brave minutes longer
Thedifference between the right word and the almost right word is the differencebetween lightning and a lightning bug.
Toevery answer you can find a new question.
Youdon't run twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.
There are questions of real power and then there arequestions of phony authority. You have to break through the phony authorityto begin to fight the real questions of power.
Experience is a hard teacher because SHE gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.
When one tugs at a single thing in nature, he finds it attached to the rest of the world.
When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.
Given afair wind, we will negotiate our way into the Common Market, head held high,not crawling in. Negotiations? Yes. Unconditional acceptance of whateverterms are offered us? No.
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
If you can't love visible people, then how can u love invisible God. - Mother teresa