Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Thesingle most powerful

Thesingle most powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get upand walk away from the table without a deal.

You make a mountain

You make a mountain of a mole-hill.

A lie has no leg,

A lie has no leg, but a scandel has wings

Successdepends upon previous

Successdepends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sureto be failure.

A wise man will make more

A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.

History is the witness

History is the witness of the times, the light of truth.

Health and Cheerfulness

Health and Cheerfulness mutually begets each other.

It's the repetition

It's the repetition of affirmations that leads to belief. And once that beliefbecomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen.

Be yourself and

Be yourself and speak your mind today, though it contradicts all you have said before.

Trust no one unless you have eaten much salt with him.

The hearthas arguments

The hearthas arguments with which the logic of mind is not acquainted.

Laughteris the shortest

Laughteris the shortest distance between two people.

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