Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Thewise man, even when he holds his tongue, says more than the fool when hespeaks.
Luck never mad a mad man wise
Power can be taken, but not given. The process of thetaking is empowerment in itself.
My greenthumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning to seethings from the plant's point of view.
Fromlittle acorns mighty oaks do grow.
Peoplewho are too concerned with how well they are doing will be less successfuland feel less competent than those who focus on the task itself... Somepsychologists call it a conflict between egoorientation,or between extrinsic and intrinsic motivation…
There may be said to be two classes of people in the world: those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.
Fourthings come not back: the spoken word, the spent arrow, the past life, and theneglected opportunity.
Measurement of life should be rather proportioned to the intensity of experience than it's actual length.
Life imitates art far more that art imitates life.
The man who opts for revenge should dig two graves.
He whocannot cut the bread evenly cannot get on well with people.