Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Well done is better than well said.
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Cooperativeconflict builds people up, strengthens their relationships, and gets thingsdone.
He who hurriescannot walk with dignity.
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Speech is of time; silence is of eternity.
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To rule is not so much a question of the heavy hand as the firm seat.
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