Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Successdepends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sureto be failure.
If you ain't never pick up the sword,you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.
Tranquility will roof a house, but discord can wear away the foundation of a city.
Failingto plan is planning to fail.
Man's life would be wretched and confined if it were to missthe candid intimacy developed by mutual trust and esteem.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends upon the unreasonable man.
Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.
No onecan persuade another to change. Each of us guards a gate of change that canonly be opened from the inside. We cannot open the gate of another, either byargument or emotional appeal.
Man show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable.
In anyfree society, the conflict between social conformity and individual libertyis permanent, unresolvable, and necessary.
To err is human; to forgive is divine pathway
Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.