Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Ifpassion drives you,

Ifpassion drives you, let reason hold the reins.

Everyone speaks well

Everyone speaks well of his heart, but no one dares to say it of his dead.

Thereare two dilemmas

Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

What sunshine is

What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity.

Dealwith the faults

Dealwith the faults of others as gently as with your own.

There isnothing more

There isnothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries than anagreement.

you can not strengthen

you can not strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.

When the eyes says one thing, and the tounge another, a practised man relise on the language of first.

Windowsof opportunity

Windowsof opportunity exist for only a brief moment in time, you have to have visionin order to spot them, and take advantage of them.

Manners make the

Manners make the fortune of the ambitious youth.

It'sgood to shut

It'sgood to shut up sometimes.

To pushadvantages too

To pushadvantages too far is neither generous nor just.

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