Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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The prevalent fear of poverty among the educated classes is the worst moral disease from which our civilization suffers.
Be your own judge and you will be happy.
A fly beforehis own eye is bigger than an elephant in the next field.
Without trust, words become the hollow sound of a woodengong. With trust, words become life itself.
It's whenyou're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.
When the defects of others are percieved with so much clarity, it is because one possesses with oneself.
Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shakeit, the more sour it grows.
The most exquisite paradox… as soon as you give itall up, you can have it all. As long as you want power, you can't have it.The minute you don't want power, you'll have more than you ever dreamedpossible.
Though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod.
A status symbol is an instrument you clash when you want someone to know you are there.
Neverforget the power of silence, that massively disconcerting pause which goes onand on and may at last induce an opponent to babble and backtrack nervously.
Could agreater miracle take place than for us to look through each other’seyes for an instant?