Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Gossip is that which

Gossip is that which no one claims to like-but everybody enjoys.

My green thumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning tosee things from the plant's point of view.

As if you could

As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.

The talker will l

The talker will lead the dog to the meat market.

Education is the chief

Education is the chief defence of a Nation.

He whois unable

He whois unable to dance says the yard is stony.

Bekind, for everyone

Bekind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

Instinct is the nose of the mind.

Instinct is the nose of the mind.

Untrained intelligence

Untrained intelligence is as much of use as a bottle without an opener.

Dignity is a matter which

Dignity is a matter which concerns only mankind

Never Explain Yourself

Never Explain Yourself to Anyone Because The person Who Likes U Doesn"t Need It. And The Person Who Dislikes U Won"t belive it....!!""

Ittakes nine months

Ittakes nine months to have a baby, no matter how many people you put on thejob.

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