Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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When regard for truth has been broken down or evenslightly weakened, all things will remain doubtful.
Genius is a long impatience.
The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.
Necessitynever made a good bargain.
Every new adjustment is a crisis in self-esteem.
Fourthings come not back: the spoken word, the spent arrow, the past life, and theneglected opportunity.
Experience keeps a dear school, but tools will learn in no other.
Too late is the medicine prepared, when the disease has strengthened by long delay.
The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar and is shocked by the unexpected; the eye, on the other hand, tends to be impatient, craves the novel and is bored by repetition.
Education is the chief defence of a Nation.
Compromiseis never anything but an ignoble truce between the duty of a man and theterror of a coward.
Education is the ability to listen to almost everything without losing your temper or self-confidence.