Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.

A gem is not polished without rubbing, nor is a man perfected without trials.

Stoppingat third base

Stoppingat third base adds no more to the score than striking out.

Since God made us

Since God made us to be originals, why stoop to be a copy?

Trust is difficult

Trust is difficult to define, but we know when it's presentand when it's not.

The more you seat

The more you seat in peace, the less you bleed in war

It isimpossible to

It isimpossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.

To rule is not so much a question of the heavy hand as the firm seat.

Onehour of thoughtful

Onehour of thoughtful solitude may nerve the heart for days of conflict girdingup its armor to meet the most insidious foe.

Thebasic building block

Thebasic building block of good communications is the feeling that every humanbeing is unique and of value.

A man has no ears

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given no access.

Being virtuous is

Being virtuous is no feat once temptation ceases.

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