Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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The weaknesses of many make leader possible.
Pleasant words are the food of love.
Eyes are more accurate witness than ears
Whenevertwo people meet there are really six people present. There is each man as he seeshimself, each man as the other sees him, and each man as he really is.
Learning, the destroyer of arrogance, begets arrogance in fools, even as light that illumines the eye, makes owls blind.
Don'tbargain for fish which are still in the water.
A shipin harbor is safe, but that is not what ships arebuilt for.
Every kind of peaceful cooperation among men is primarilybased on mutual trust and only secondarily on institutions such as courts ofjustice and police.
To startblindly with a statement is a sign of arrogance and narrow-mindedness, andwill lead to conflict. To start blindly with a question is a sign ofuncertainty and honesty, and will lead to wisdom.
You could forgive an enemy. It is harder to forgive yourself.
Angels fly, because they take themselves lightly.
There isnothing so disagreeable, that a patient mind cannot find some solace for it.