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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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The poet gives us his essence, but prose takes the mould of the body and mind entire.

Where love rules, there is no will to power; and wherepower predominates, there love is lacking. The one is the shadow of theother.

Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied, menof power are feared; but only men of character are trusted.

Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.

Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.

A peace which depends upon fear is nothing but a suppressed war.

you cannot establish sound security on borrowed money

WheneverI hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.

The great despisers are the greater reverers.

Tell meand I'll forget. Show me, and I may not remember. Involve me, and I'llunderstand.

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

If a man is prodigal, he cannot be truly generous

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