Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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The major cause

The major cause of traffic accidents is that men put into their cars as much ego as petrol.

Tobelieve in something

Tobelieve in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.

Gossip is the art

Gossip is the art of saying nothing, in a manner that leaves nothing unsaid

It was impossible to

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

The best prophet

The best prophet is common sense, our native wit.

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. Ilove it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords andharmonies.

Theultimate test of

Theultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

Power is a little

Power is a little like alcohol: the faster it is consumed, the more quickly it affects the brain.

Drowning problems in

Drowning problems in an ocean of information is not the same as solving them.

All that is sometimes

All that is sometimes needed to make you content with you lot is a bad dream.

In oneof our concert grand pianos, 243 taut strings exert a pull of 40,000 poundson an iron frame. It is proof that out of great tension may come great harmony.

It seemed rather

It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticatedcommunication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.

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