Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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To know how to free oneself is nothing: the arduous thing is to know what to do with one's freedom.

Nomatter how thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

Words are like spears: Once they leave your lips they can never come back.

To pushadvantages too far is neither generous nor just.

Thewise man, even when he holds his tongue, says more than the fool when hespeaks.

The most imaginative people are the most credulous, for to them everything is possible.

The work of an unknown good man is like a vein of water flow hidden underground, secretly making the ground greener.

It is a strange desire to seek power and to lose liberty,or to seek power over others and to lose power over a man's self.

Silenceis as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unshownmarble of great sculpture. The silent bear no witness against themselves.

When you hear the word 'Invietable' watch out! An enemy of humanity has identified himself.

Of all the ways to make your fortune the quickest and the best is to make people see clearly how much is your success is in there interest

.Oneshould count each day a separate life.

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