Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

Jan, 20 2012     77 chars (1 sms)     1511 views       Quotes

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Sometimeswe have the dream but we are not ourselves ready for the dream. We have togrow to meet it.
When you ask from a stranger that which is of interest only to yourself, always enclose a stamp
The singlemost powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get up andwalk away from the table without a deal.
They mayforget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.
Snap judgment has a way of becoming unfastened.
Icannot divine how it happens that the man who knows the least is the mostargumentative.
Conduct is wise or foolish only in reference to its results.
The prevalent fear of poverty among the educated classes is the worst moral disease from which our civilization suffers.
You can not do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.
Thego-between wears out a thousand sandals.
Thetorment of human frustration, whatever its immediate cause,is the knowledge that the self is in prison, its vital force and ‘mangledmind’ leaking away in lonely, wasteful self-conflict.
To ease another's heartache is to forget one's own.