Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Old fools are

Old fools are more foolish than you ones.

The fibers of all

The fibers of all things have their tension and are strainedlike the strings of an instrument.

A fool shows

A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

Conflictisn't negative,

Conflictisn't negative, it just is.

If a man is prodigal

If a man is prodigal, he cannot be truly generous

Few things help

Few things help an individual more than to placeresponsibility upon him, and to let him know that you trust him.

The tormentof human

The tormentof human frustration, whatever its immediate cause, is the knowledge that theself is in prison, its vital force and ‘mangled mind’ leaking away in lonely,wasteful self-conflict.

If speakingis silver

If speakingis silver, then listening is gold.

You see what power

You see what power is holding someone else's fear in your handand showing it to them!

Whenangry, count to

Whenangry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry a hundred.

There may be said

There may be said to be two classes of people in the world: those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.

If you are patient

If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escapea hundred days of sorrow.

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