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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.

There is no evil in the atoms, only in men's souls.

Thepast is malleable and flexible, changing as our recollection interprets andre-explains what has happened.

The comforter's head never aches.

The darkest hour has only 60 minutes

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possiblility that the other may be right, though neither believes it.

Politeness is to human nature what warmth is to wax.

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—and if I should request anegotiation from captivity they should consider that a sign of duress.

Listeningwell is as powerful a means of communication and influence as to talk well.

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship.

A nation reveals itself not only by the men it honours, the men it remembers.

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