Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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The singlemost powerful

The singlemost powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get up andwalk away from the table without a deal.

It'sgood to shut

It'sgood to shut up sometimes.

Thefire you kindle

Thefire you kindle for your enemy often burns yourself more than him.

Sparrows who emulate

Sparrows who emulate peacocks are likely to break a thigh.

Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they getinto a position of power, corrupt power.

A hard job is one

A hard job is one which leaves a fellow as tired before week-end as after.

No matterhow thin you

No matterhow thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

Freedom is not caprice,

Freedom is not caprice, but room to enlarge

If Igive you an idea,

If Igive you an idea, and you give me an idea, we will each have two ideas.

When youhave to

When youhave to make a choice and you don't make it, that itself is a choice.

Nations get as good or as bad a government as they deserve.

He who is overcautious

He who is overcautious will accomplish little.

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