Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder.

Mensucceed when they realize that their failures are the preparation for theirvictories.

Silenceis as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unshownmarble of great sculpture. The silent bear no witness against themselves.

"Man wishes2fly like a bird,sing like cuckoo,dance like a peacock,swim like a fish,But Man dosnt wish2live like a man"

Remembernot only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Don'thate, it's too big a burden to bear.

Prejudice is a disease characterised by hardening of categories.

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

In anyfree society, the conflict between social conformity and individual libertyis permanent, unresolvable, and necessary.

It's the repetition of affirmations that leads to belief. And once that beliefbecomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen.

Kindwords can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.

Civilization has made the peasantry its pack animal.

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