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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Patriots always talk of dying for their country, and never of killing for their country

The singlemost powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get up andwalk away from the table without a deal.

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was tht they escaped teething.

Nature arms each man with some faculty which enables himto do easily some feat impossible to any other.

Life has become a struggle between keeping your weight down and you spirits up.

The soul would have no rainbow, if the eyes had no tears.

The art of life is the avoiding of pain.

Nomatter how thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

The prevalent fear of poverty among the educated classes is the worst moral disease from which our civilization suffers.

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in thesame sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics.

Hearme, my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun nowstands, I will fight no more forever.

Analysis kills spontaneity.The grain once ground to floor,springs and germinates no more.

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