Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

Jan, 20 2012     77 chars (1 sms)     1430 views       Quotes

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If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.
My Strength is made perfect in weakness
Do good to your friend to keep him, and to your enemy to make him your freind.
The rulers must be watched, not the ruled.
Status symbols are medals you buy yourself
Religion is behaviour and not mere belief.
When the eyes says one thing, and the tounge another, a practised man relise on the language of first.
No man is the whole himself; his friends are the rest of him.
Talentalone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at theright time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are youready?'
Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be won, through understanding. Our longingfor understandingis Eternal.
One of the difficult things to give away is kindness - is usually returned
Glory is a poison that can only be taken in small doses.