Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Where love rules,

Where love rules, there is no will to power; and wherepower predominates, there love is lacking. The one is the shadow of theother.

A hard job is one

A hard job is one which leaves a fellow as tired before week-end as after.

Nature arms each

Nature arms each man with some faculty which enables himto do easily some feat impossible to any other.

Let not thy will

Let not thy will roar, when thy power can but whisper.

There arealways two

There arealways two forces warring against each other within us.

Being virtuous is

Being virtuous is no feat once temptation ceases.

Nature's instructions

Nature's instructions are always slow, those of men are generally premature.

If all those who

If all those who speak would weigh their words, how light air would be!

Everybody thinks of

Everybody thinks of changing humanity and nobody thinks of changing himself.

Ittakes nine months

Ittakes nine months to have a baby, no matter how many people you put on thejob.

So longas a man

So longas a man is angry he cannot be in the right.

You could forgive

You could forgive an enemy. It is harder to forgive yourself.

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