Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Dealwith the faults of others as gently as with your own.
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Nobody everforgets where he buried the hatchet.
Power comes from sincere service
Laughteris the shortest distance between two people.
Surprise is the greatest gift which life can grant us.
Fourthings come not back: the spoken word, the spent arrow, the past life, and theneglected opportunity.
You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Honesty is like an icicle; if once it melts that is theend of it.
In themiddle of every difficulty lies opportunity.
One cannot be precise and still be pure.