Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Let no one, then think lightly of the world, lest he be despising himself unawares
If youcan make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believeyou.
Show me a man who cannot bother to do little things andI'll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do big things.
Difficultiesare meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong byconflict.
The tormentof human frustration, whatever its immediate cause, is the knowledge that theself is in prison, its vital force and ‘mangled mind’ leaking away in lonely,wasteful self-conflict.
Themost intense conflicts, if overcome, leave behind a sense of security andcalm that is not easily disturbed. It is just these intense conflicts andtheir conflagration which are needed to produce valuable and lasting results.
I give myself,sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.
The most exquisite paradox… as soon as you give itall up, you can have it all. As long as you want power, you can't have it.The minute you don't want power, you'll have more than you ever dreamedpossible.
Onecomes to believe whatever one repeats to oneself sufficiently often, whetherthe statement be true or false. It comes to be dominating thought in one'smind.
Sweet is pleasure after pain
Friendships begin with liking or gratitude-roots that can be pulled up.
A manneed never revenge himself; the body of his enemy will be brought to his owndoor.