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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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The repetition in nature may not be a mere recurrence. It may e a theatrical "encore"

Onehour of thoughtful solitude may nerve the heart for days of conflict girdingup its armor to meet the most insidious foe.

The bad gardener quarrels with his rake.

Thosewho are at war with others are not at peace with themselves.

Conduct is wise or foolish only in reference to its results.

People say law but they mean wealth.

Democracy is the art of disciplining onself, so that one need not be disciplined by others.

Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied, menof power are feared; but only men of character are trusted.

Thefreedom of the city is not negotiable. We cannot negotiate with those whosay, What’s mine is mine and what’s yours is negotiable.

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

Conscientious men are, almost everywhere, less encouraged than less to lerated.

Kind wordscan be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.

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