Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Keep a secret; its you slave. Tell it, and it's your master.

Power gravitates

Power gravitates to the man who knows how.

If you ain'tnever

If you ain'tnever pick up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

The bird a nest,

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship.

The first duty of

The first duty of love is to listen.

Unresolved:A dose

Unresolved:A dose of adversity is often as needful as a dose of medicine.

You've gotto know

You've gotto know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em know, when to walk away, knowwhen to run.

The Universe is

The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

Freedom is not caprice,

Freedom is not caprice, but room to enlarge

Onlywhen all contribute

Onlywhen all contribute their firewood can they build up a strong fire.

Themost important thing

Themost important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said.

Icannot give you

Icannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula forfailure: Try to please everyone.

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