Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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An honest man's word is as good as his bond.
Whilewe consider when to begin, it becomes too late.
Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
Thedeepest principle of human nature is the craving to be appreciated.
Astupid act entails doing the work twice over.
The nice thing about meditation is it makes doing nothing quite respectable.
Duringthe Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have timeto sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressingproblems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
The easiest,the most tempting, and the least creative response to conflict within anorganization is to pretend it does not exist.
Anyonewho conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.
People say law but they mean wealth.
Weagree completely on everything, including the fact we don't see eye to eye.
To have a respect for ourselves guides our morals; to have a deference for others governs our manners.