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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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The art of life is the avoiding of pain.

Icannot divine how it happens that the man who knows the least is the mostargumentative.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

In themiddle of every difficulty lies opportunity.

Am Inot destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?

The greatest intelligence is precisely the one that suffers most from its own limitations.

Success is often the result of taking a mis-step in the right direction.

Between grief and nothing I will take Grief.

If you tell the truth, you have infinite power supportingyou; but if not, you have infinite power against you.

Only freemen can negotiate. Prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedom andmine cannot be separated.

To know the pains of power, we must go to those who have it;to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.

You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you willlive in torment if you don't trust enough.

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