Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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If you arepatient

If you arepatient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

The wicked are not always clever, nor are dictators always right.

Hold a true friend

Hold a true friend with both your hands.

If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

Drown not thyself to save a

Drown not thyself to save a drowning man

Don'tstand by the

Don'tstand by the water and long for fish; go home and weave a net.

EDUCATION BEGINS WITH LIFE.

EDUCATION BEGINS WITH LIFE.

The pessimistsees difficulty in

The pessimistsees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in everydifficulty.

Ifthere is any great secret of success in life, it lies in the ability to putyourself in the other person’s place and to see things from his point of view as well as your own.

Kindness is a language

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and a blind can read.

If pain could have

If pain could have cured us, we should have long ago been saved.

The art of writing i

The art of writing is the art of restraint.

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