Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.
A school should be the most beautiful place in every town- so beautiful tht the punishment for undutiful children should be that they be debarred from going to school the following day.
Speakwhen you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
Younever really understand a person until you consider things from his point ofview.
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.
As a final incentive before giving up a
Melancholy is the joy of being said.
If youcan make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believeyou.
The amount of effort put into a campaign by a worker expands in proportion to the personal benefits that he will derive from his party's victory.
A status symbol is an instrument you clash when you want someone to know you are there.
The liberty of the individual must be thus far limited: He must not make himself a nuisance to other people.
Whatlies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to whatlies inside of you.