Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Nature hasgiven men one tongue and two ears, that we may hear twice as much as wespeak.

Don'tbargain for fish which are still in the water.

God made time, but man made haste.

Whenour knowing exceeds our sensing, we will no longer be deceived by theillusions of our senses.

It isn't important to come out on top, what matters is to be the one who comes out alive.

In all superstitions wise men follow fools.

Anyone whoconducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

Agrievance is most poignant when almost redressed.

Only hethat has traveled the road knows where the holesare deep.

Each time we read, a seed is sown for the future.

Difficultiesare meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong byconflict.

To sit alone in the lamp light with a book spread out before you-such is a pleasure beyond compare.

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