Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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An artist is only a very small part of the universe and should receive no more attention than any other thing on earth which provides us with beauty, happiness and plenty
Life is progress from want to want, not from enjoyment to enjoyment.
The cliche that education never ends virtually ensures that it does'nt begin.
The past is always dogging our heals, striving ceaselessly to banish the present.
Modesty is the clothing of talent.
To beprepared is half the victory.
Power is like being a lady... if you have to tell peopleyou are, you aren't.
When one tugs at a single thing in nature, he finds it attached to the rest of the world.
Malicedrinketh its own poison.
Do good to your friend to keep him, and to your enemy to make him your freind.
Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.
Science has promised us truth. It has never promised us either peace or happiness.