Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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None but the productive can be strong; and none but the strong can be free.
Life has become a struggle between keeping your weight down and you spirits up.
Almost all of our relationships begin and most of them continue as forms of mutual exploitation, a mental or physical barter, to be terminated when one or both parties run out of goods.
My green thumb came only as a result of the mistakes I made while learning tosee things from the plant's point of view.
Truth is strengthened by observation and delay; falsehood by haste and uncertainity.
Thewise man, even when he holds his tongue, says more than the fool when hespeaks.
People who invite trouble always complain when it occurs.
If all those who speak would weigh their words, how light air would be!
Keepthings informal. Talking is the natural way to do business. Writing is greatfor keeping records and putting down details, but talk generates ideas. Greatthings come from our luncheon meetings which consist of a sandwich, a cup ofsoup, and a good idea
The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.
Themost prepared are the most dedicated.
Power, however it has evolved, whatever its origins, willnot be given up without a struggle.