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Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  
Jan, 20 2012     77 chars (1 sms)     1710 views       Quotes

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If youare leaning
If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.
As if you could
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.
It'sthe repetition
It'sthe repetition of affirmations that leads to belief. And once that beliefbecomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen.
Negotiatingmeans getting
Negotiatingmeans getting the best of your opponent.
You could forgive
You could forgive an enemy. It is harder to forgive yourself.
Quarrelsend, but
Quarrelsend, but words once spoken never die.
The surest way
The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man.
Poetry is the impish
Poetry is the impish attempt to paint the colour of the wind.
Neverforget the
Neverforget the power of silence, that massively disconcerting pause which goes onand on and may at last induce an opponent to babble and backtrack nervously.
Symanpathy is a
Symanpathy is a supporting atmosphere, and in it we unfold easily and well
Resolvingconflict
Resolvingconflict is rarely about who is right. It is about acknowledgment andappreciation of differences.
We cannot always
We cannot always control our thoughts, but we can control our words, and repetitionimpresses the subconscious, and we are then master of the situation.

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