Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't care. Momentum is wht it wants to gather.
One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and alwaysa clever thing to say.
It is a lesson which all history teaches wise men, to puttrust in ideas, and not in circumstances.
Trust exists; only lies are invented.
Talk back to your internal critic. Train yourself to recognize and write downcritical thoughts as they go through your mind. Learn why these thoughts areuntrue and practice talking and writing back to them.
Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!
Youcan't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come toyou. You have to go to them sometimes.
The possession of power over others in inherently destructiveboth to the possessor of the power and to those over whom it is exercised.
Beforeeverything else, getting ready is the secret to success.
Theharder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establisha dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolutionin order to establish the dictatorship.
Nature's instructions are always slow, those of men are generally premature.