Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Honesty and Wisdom are such a delightful pastime, at another person's expense !
Given afair wind, we will negotiate our way into the Common Market, head held high,not crawling in. Negotiations? Yes. Unconditional acceptance of whateverterms are offered us? No.
Ifanyone is not willing to accept your point of view, try to see his point of view.
You can't unscramble an egg.
Symanpathy is a supporting atmosphere, and in it we unfold easily and well
Better ask ten times than go astray once.
Freedom can only be real if it is freedom for those think differently.
A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out
No one wouldtalk much in society; if he knew how often he misunderstands others.
Thework will teach you how to do it.
Power is not only what you have but what the enemy thinksyou have.
Imaginationis the eye of your soul.