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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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When you ask from a stranger that which is of interest only to yourself, always enclose a stamp

The civilisation of one epoch becomes the manure of the next.

Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire isthat which he exercises over himself.

Wisdom is what you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred totalk.

Use softwords and hard arguments.

Informationis a negotiator's greatest weapon.

Be notdisturbed at being misunderstood; be disturbed at not understanding.

Do notfind fault, find a remedy.

Oppositesattract and then can't stand each other.

Alexander's last wrds: Bury my body, dont build any monument. Kip my hand outside,so dat d wrld knws,who won th wrld had noting in hand wen dyin.

Do we wish men to be virtuous? Then let us begin by making them love their country.

History repeats itself. that's one of the things wrong with history

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