Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Buying ischeaper

Buying ischeaper than asking.

Human beings are

Human beings are not perfectible. They are improvable.

Thereward for always

Thereward for always listening when you'd rather be talking is wisdom.

The most exquisite

The most exquisite paradox… as soon as you give itall up, you can have it all. As long as you want power, you can't have it.The minute you don't want power, you'll have more than you ever dreamedpossible.

They mayforget what

They mayforget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.

Prejudice is a disease

Prejudice is a disease characterised by hardening of categories.

As a final incentive

As a final incentive before giving up a

Drowning problems in

Drowning problems in an ocean of information is not the same as solving them.

We owealmost all

We owealmost all our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.

Power tends to

Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Only put off

Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.

Only few men think

Only few men think, but all have opinions.

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