Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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It's the job that'

It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.

It is mark of a

It is mark of a good man not to know how to do an injury.

Onlyfree men can

Onlyfree men can negotiate. Prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedomand mine cannot be separated.

Listeningwell is as

Listeningwell is as powerful a means of communication and influence as to talk well.

Love arrives on

Love arrives on tiptoe and bangs the door when it leaves.

Charlie Chaplin said

Charlie Chaplin said"Life laughs at u when u are unhappy Life smiles at u when u are happy But, Life salutes u when u make others happy"

Thereare two dilemmas

Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

We do not err

We do not err because the truth is difficult to see. We err because this is more comfortable

Never[enter] into

Never[enter] into dispute or argument with another. I never yet saw an instance ofone of two disputants convincing the other by argument. I have seen many ontheir getting warm, becoming rude and shooting one another.

The worst form

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice.

Search not a

Search not a wound too deep lest thou maketh a new one.

Man must not

Man must not check reason by tradition, but must check tradition by reason.

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