Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

Jan, 20 2012     77 chars (1 sms)     1425 views       Quotes

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Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
Angels fly, because they take themselves lightly.
Changemeans movement. Movement means friction. Only in the frictionless vacuum of anonexistent abstract world can movement or change occur without that abrasivefriction of conflict.
All bravery stands upon comparisons.
The planers do not make or mar our destiny. we are the makers of our destiny.
It isdifficult to negotiate where neither will trust.
A school should be the most beautiful place in every town- so beautiful tht the punishment for undutiful children should be that they be debarred from going to school the following day.
Don'tuse a lot where a little will do.
Whoever is winning the race will always seem to be invincible.
Onceyou consent to some concession, you can never cancel it and put things backthe way they are.
It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticatedcommunication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.
Lower your voice and strengthen your argument.