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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Differentfields, different grasshoppers; different seas, different fish.

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If youare standing upright, don't worry if your shadow is crooked.

Supicion of one's own motives is especially necessary for the philanthropist and the executive.

Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used toprotect the innocent.

Theeasiest, the most tempting, and the least creative response to conflictwithin an organization is to pretend it does notexist.

Hatred does not not cease by hatred; but only by rule; this is the eternal rule.

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Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

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