Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Truthsprings from argument amongst friends.
Every man has enough power left to carry out that of whichhe is convinced.
Can we do good to the world? In an absolute sense, no; in a relative sense, yes.
Nothing has happend to you unless you make much of it.
One of the difficult things to give away is kindness - is usually returned
Where love rules, there is no will to power; and wherepower predominates, there love is lacking. The one is the shadow of theother.
The compromisewill always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it iscompromising.
Whenyou plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. Youlook for reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water,or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with ourfriends or our family,
A lie has no leg, but a scandel has wings
Anyonewho conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.
You made your bed, now lie in it.
Luck never mad a mad man wise