Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Distancedoesn't matter.

Distancedoesn't matter. It is only the first step that is difficult.

The lion and the

The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.

Every man has enough power left to carry out that of whichhe is convinced.

Patriotism is not

Patriotism is not a short and frenzied outbrust of emotion but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime.

If pain could have

If pain could have cured us, we should have long ago been saved.

Informationis a negotiator's

Informationis a negotiator's greatest weapon.

Bytrying often, the

Bytrying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

One ofthe best ways to persuade others is with your ears by listening to them.

The strongest is

The strongest is never strong enough to be always, the master, unless he transforms strength into right, and obedience into duty.

If youare planning

If youare planning on doing business with someone again, don't be too tough in thenegotiations. If you're going to skin a cat, don't keep it as a house cat.

A hard job is one

A hard job is one which leaves a fellow as tired before week-end as after.

The Older I get

The Older I get, the more I judge people by their character and not by their ideas.

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