Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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In thebusiness world,

In thebusiness world, everyone is always working at legitimate cross purposes,governed by self interest.

A man does not know

A man does not know what he is saying until he knows what he is not saying.

War does not

War does not determine who is right - only who is left

The king goes as

The king goes as far as he may, not as far as he could.

Thereis no squabbling

Thereis no squabbling so violent as that between peoplewho accepted an idea yesterday and those who will accept the same ideatomorrow.

Old men are dangerous

Old men are dangerous; it does not matter to them what is going to happen to the world.

You must remember

You must remember that all work is simply to bring out the power of the mind which is already there to wake up the soul.

There is a slogan

There is a slogan written in the entrance gate of all schools in JAPAN ."IF U CANNOT DO, NO OTHER HUMAN IN THE WORLD CAN DO IT".Believe in YOURSELF.

You gotto be very

You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.

Thedays are too

Thedays are too short even for love; how can there be enough time for quarreling?

Remembernot only to

Remembernot only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The most exquisite

The most exquisite paradox… as soon as you give itall up, you can have it all. As long as you want power, you can't have it.The minute you don't want power, you'll have more than you ever dreamedpossible.

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