Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Whenyou cannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced courses of actionyou should take choose the bolder.

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You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

Unlessa man has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.

Thepast is malleable and flexible, changing as our recollection interprets andre-explains what has happened.

Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.

The ruler proclaims the good news himself; he sends the servants out to announce the bad news.

Byblending the breath of the sun and the shade, true harmony comes into theworld.

Nobody'sa natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hardto stay on top.

A peace which depends upon fear is nothing but a suppressed war.

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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