Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Make the best use of what is in your power, and take therest as it happens.

What matter is not to add years to your life but to add life to your years.

Too little liberty

Too little liberty brings stagnation, too much brings chaos.

A lifemaking mistakes

A lifemaking mistakes is not only more honorable, butmore useful than a life spent doing nothing at all.

Repentance is the

Repentance is the attempt of the inner man to return home after wonderful night out

Sparrows who emulate

Sparrows who emulate peacocks are likely to break a thigh.

Donot wrong or hate your neighbor for it is not he that you wrong but yourself.

Liberty and democracy

Liberty and democracy becomes unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.

The Universe is

The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

Little things console

Little things console us because little things afflict us.

Even a dog knows

Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.

The highest proof

The highest proof of virtue is to possess boundless powerwithout abusing it.

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