Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Myfather said: you must never try to make all the money that's in a deal. Letthe other fellow make some money too, because if you have a reputation foralways making all the money, you won't have many deals.
He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.
Power consists in one's capacity to link his will with thepurpose of others, to lead by reason and a gift of cooperation.
We knowwhat happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.
If you would know what nobody knows, read what everybody reads just after one year afterwards.
Gossip is the art of saying nothing, in a manner that leaves nothing unsaid
People who do not believe in miracles are not realist.
Forbidden fruit can get us into a real jam.
As a final incentive before giving up a
Unlessa man has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable
Undernormal conditions, most people tend to see what they want to see, hear what theywant to hear, and do what they want to do; in conflicts, their positionsbecome even more rigid and fixed.