Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Nevercut what you can untie.
Whenyou plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. Youlook for reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water,or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with ourfriends or our family,
The more faithfully you listen to the voice withhin you, the batter you will hear what is sounding outside.And only he who listens can speak.
True, Heavenprohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate a compromise.
What dowe live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other.
Between friends there is no need of Justice.
Be your own judge and you will be happy.
A miserand a liar bargain quickly.
Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; Easy to govern, but impossible to enslave
No onecan persuade another to change. Each of us guards a gate of change that canonly be opened from the inside. We cannot open the gate of another, either byargument or emotional appeal.
Even to observe neutrality you must have a strong government
To like and dislike the same thing, that is, indeed, friendship.