Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.
Few things are harder to pus up with than the annoyance of a good example.
Only the educated are free.
Remembernot only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
Ignorance is a bold, and knowledge reserved
Assumptionof cooperative goals leads to viewing the conflict as a common problem to besolved for mutual benefit.
He that can't endure the bad, will not live to see thegood.
Change meansmovement. Movement means friction. Only in the frictionless vacuum of anonexistent abstract world can movement or change occur without that abrasivefriction of conflict.
No one lies as much as the indignant do.
To sit alone in the lamp light with a book spread out before you-such is a pleasure beyond compare.
Take yourlife into your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one toblame.
A Habit is a shirt made of iron.