Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Onceyou consent to some

Onceyou consent to some concession, you can never cancel it and put things backthe way they are.

War does not

War does not determine who is right - only who is left

Sometimesone pays

Sometimesone pays most for the things one gets for nothing.

He that is

He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.

Change meansmovement.

Change meansmovement. Movement means friction. Only in the frictionless vacuum of anonexistent abstract world can movement or change occur without that abrasivefriction of conflict.

Thespirit indeed is

Thespirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.

We do not err

We do not err because the truth is difficult to see. We err because this is more comfortable

Thedifference between

Thedifference between the right word and the almost right word is the differencebetween lightning and a lightning bug.

Stability is not

Stability is not immobility

The problem with

The problem with communication is the illusion that is has occurred.

It is long and hard

It is long and hard and painful to create life; it is short and easy to steal the life others have made.

Sometimesyou have

Sometimesyou have to be silent to be heard.

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