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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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There is no knowledge that is not power.

Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

Wisdom loves the children of men, but she prefers those who come through foolishness to wisdom

Silenceis the mother of truth.

There isnothing so disagreeable, that a patient mind cannot find some solace for it.

To know the pains of power, we must go to those who have it;to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.

Sweet is pleasure after pain

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. Ilove it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords andharmonies.

All our rightousnesses are like filthy rags

Bekind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shake it,the more sour it grows.

A child is not a vase to be filled, but a fire to be lit.

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