Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

Jan, 20 2012     77 chars (1 sms)     1171 views       Quotes

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I give myself,sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.
The good neighbour looks beyond the external accidents and discerns those inner qualities that make all men human, and therefore, brothers.
Knowledge leads to unity, ignorance to diversity.
The work of an unknown good man is like a vein of water flow hidden underground, secretly making the ground greener.
No onecan persuade another to change. Each of us guards a gate of change that canonly be opened from the inside. We cannot open the gate of another, either byargument or emotional appeal.
The hardest thing to disguise is you feelings when you put a lot of relatives on the train for home.
Eyes are more accurate witness than ears
Considerhow hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chanceyou have in trying to change others.
Men are cruel, but man is kind.
Power doesn't corrupt people, people corrupt power.
All your fingernails grow with no convenient speed except broken one.
Tranquility will roof a house, but discord can wear away the foundation of a city.