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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was tht they escaped teething.

Folly is perennial and yet the human race has survived

Thereis no such thing as absolute value in this world. You can only estimate whata thing is worth to 'you.'

The difficulty of speeches is what you are perpetually poised between the ciche and the indiscretion

Don'thate, it's too big a burden to bear.

Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say whatyou've got to say, and say it hot.

Knowlege is two-fold, and consists not only an affirmation of what is true, but in the negation of that which is faise

Many a gem of wisdom have gone unsaid, because someone lacked ability to express it.

A nation reveals itself not only by the men it honours, the men it remembers.

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine.

Between grief and nothing I will take Grief.

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