Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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To be preparedis half the victory.

No one wouldtalk much in society; if he knew how often he misunderstands others.

Labour with what zeal we will. Something still remains undone.

Trust only movement. Life happens at the level of events, notof words. Trust movement.

Fourthings come not back: the spoken word, the spent arrow, the past life, and theneglected opportunity.

Nothing destroys authority more than the unequal and untimelyinterchange of power stretched too far and relaxed too much.

One whodoes not look ahead remains behind.

Nobody'sa natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hardto stay on top.

If youare standing upright, don't worry if your shadow is crooked.

Everything has been thought of before, but the difficulty is to think of it again

At times, it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people wonder if you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

It is atrick among the dishonest to offer sacrifices that are not needed,or not possible, to avoid making those that are required.

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