Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Theability to speak

Theability to speak eloquently is not to be confused with having something tosay.

Politicians are

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

True miracle are

True miracle are created by men when they use the courage and intelligence God has given him

It is no profit to

It is no profit to have learned well, if you neglect to do well.

Allthings are ready,

Allthings are ready, if our minds be so.

Thereis nothing more likely to

Thereis nothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries thanan agreement.

Usenon-verbal communication to

Usenon-verbal communication to SOFTEN the hard-line position of others: S =Smile, O = Open, Posture, F = Forward Lean, T = Touch, E = Eye Contact, N =Nod.

Now-a-days

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

When you hear

When you hear the word 'Invietable' watch out! An enemy of humanity has identified himself.

Suffering is the sole

Suffering is the sole origin of consciousness.

Usesoft words and hard

Usesoft words and hard arguments.

Glory is a poison

Glory is a poison that can only be taken in small doses.

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