Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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The prevalent fear of poverty among the educated classes is the worst moral disease from which our civilization suffers.
Becausewe focused on the snake, we missed the scorpion.
Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.
The good things of life are not to be had singly, but come to us with a mixture; like a school boy's holiday, with a task affixed to the tail of it.
Necessity truns lion into fox.
Prepareby knowing your walk away [conditions] and by building the number ofvariables you can work with during the negotiation... you need to have a walkaway... a combination of price, terms, and deliverables that represents theleast you will accept. Witho
It's the repetition of affirmations that leads to belief. And once that beliefbecomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen.
Charlie Chaplin said"Life laughs at u when u are unhappy Life smiles at u when u are happy But, Life salutes u when u make others happy"
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Saying nothing... sometimes says the most.
We cannot all be great but we can always attach ourselves to something that is great.
Old men are dangerous; it does not matter to them what is going to happen to the world.