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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Labour with what zeal we will. Something still remains undone.

No one is rich enough to do without neighbour.

It's better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.

Life is progress from want to want, not from enjoyment to enjoyment.

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

Some people suffer in silence louder than others

Adversity attracts the man of character. He seeks out the better joy, responsibility.

Few things help an individual more than to placeresponsibility upon him, and to let him know that you trust him.

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognises genius.

A manneed never revenge himself; the body of his enemy will be brought to his owndoor.

The singlemost powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get up andwalk away from the table without a deal.

Thefire you kindle for your enemy often burns yourself more than him.

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