Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Status symbols are medals you buy yourself
Fourthings come not back: the spoken word, the spent arrow, the past life, and theneglected opportunity.
Experience keeps a dear school, but tools will learn in no other.
A roundegg can be made square according to how you cut it; words would be harshaccording to how you speak them.
Better hazard than always be in fear.
The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them.
The hearthas arguments with which the logic of mind is not acquainted.
Never play cat and mouse games if you are a mouse.
Every kind of peaceful cooperation among men is primarily basedon mutual trust and only secondarily on institutions such as courts ofjustice and police.
Nomatter how thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.
Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did andit never will.
Nothingso completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity himself, thanstraightforward and simple integrity in another.