Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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When you choose the lesses of two evils always remember there is still an evil.

A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.

Living is the art of getting used to what we did'nt expect.

It is long and hard and painful to create life; it is short and easy to steal the life others have made.

The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

A person who talks about his Inferiors han't any.

Mandoes not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eatthem.

There is a sweet joy that comes to us after sorrow.

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