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Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  
Jan, 20 2012     77 chars (1 sms)     1332 views       Quotes

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To ask advice is
To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten tout for flattery.
Before youbuild a better
Before youbuild a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.
Glory is a poison
Glory is a poison that can only be taken in small doses.
Whateverfailures I have
Whateverfailures I have known, whatever errors I have committed, whatever follies Ihave witnessed in private and public life have been the consequence of actionwithout thought.
Never ask a barber
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
Wisdom loves the
Wisdom loves the children of men, but she prefers those who come through foolishness to wisdom
Keep a secret;
Keep a secret; its you slave. Tell it, and it's your master.
The amount of
The amount of effort put into a campaign by a worker expands in proportion to the personal benefits that he will derive from his party's victory.
Goodcommunication is as
Goodcommunication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleepafter.
Be slow of tounge and
Be slow of tounge and quick of eye.
A manshould never
A manshould never be ashamed to own he has been in the wrong, which is but saying,in other words, that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
People who invite
People who invite trouble always complain when it occurs.

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