Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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If you follow me, I may lead you straight to hell, but ifyou trust me, I will lead you back out again.
Nothingso completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity himself, thanstraightforward and simple integrity in another.
Youdon't run twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.
Whenevertwo people meet there are really six people present. There is each man as he seeshimself, each man as the other sees him, and each man as he really is.
You can have power over people as long as you don't takeeverything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything, he'sno longer in your power.
We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it
Talent alonewon't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the righttime, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are you ready?'
Love is an act of faith and whoever is of little faith is also of little love.
Conflictinvolves incompatible behaviors rather than competitive goals.
Power, however it has evolved, whatever its origins, willnot be given up without a struggle.
Our fear of disasters that may never happen robs us of the courage to meet the ills that do occur
Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your fateand captain of your soul.