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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Theultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

Thedirect use of force is such a poor solution to any problem,it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.

If you truly want honesty, don't ask questions you don't really want the answer to.

At times, it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people wonder if you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

The directuse of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employedonly by small children and large nations.

It isdifficult to negotiate where neither will trust.

A roundegg can be made square according to how you cut it; words would be harshaccording to how you speak them.

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

The "RESULT OF ANGER" is more painful than the "REASON OF ANGER". - "M.K.Gandhi"--

He who truly knows has no occasion to shout

Silenceis a true friend that never betrays.

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