Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Never[enter] into dispute or argument with another. I never yet saw an instance ofone of two disputants convincing the other by argument. I have seen many ontheir getting warm, becoming rude and shooting one another.
Itis all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if you answer yourself.But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you've got a problem.
Nothing is greater impediment to being on good terms with other than being ill at ease with yourself.
When you hear the word 'Invietable' watch out! An enemy of humanity has identified himself.
Night is the blotting paper of many sorrows.
Originality is the art of Concealing your Source.
A man without patience is a lamp without oil.
You can not help men permanantly by doing for them what they could do for themselves
Worry is a circle of inefficient thoughts whirling about a point of fear.
Not work, but the thought that he must work is what makes the lazy man tired.
The exercise of power is determined by thousands ofinteractions between the world of the powerful and that of the powerless, allthe more so because these worlds are never divided by a sharp line: everyonehas a small part of himself in both.
He whois unable to dance says the yard is stony.