Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

If you ain't never pick up the sword,you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

Youdon't run twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.

You can't change people, but you can channel them your way.

Don'thate, it's too big a burden to bear.

When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry ahundred.

Itisn't that they can't see the solution. It's that they can't see the problem.

We often pardon those who bore us, we cannot pardon those whom we bore.

If an enemyis annoying you by playing well, consider adopting his strategy.

You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.

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