Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Evena sheet of paper has two sides.

Civilization has made the peasantry its pack animal.

Most ofour so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believingas we already do.

Alexander's last wrds: Bury my body, dont build any monument. Kip my hand outside,so dat d wrld knws,who won th wrld had noting in hand wen dyin.

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.

All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable; those who are movable; and those who move.

All excellent things are as difficult as they are rare

Life is like a mirror. smile at it, and it is charming; frown at it, and it becomes sinister.

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.

you can not strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.

The comforter's head never aches.

Mensucceed when they realize that their failures are the preparation for theirvictories.

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