Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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The difficulty of

The difficulty of speeches is what you are perpetually poised between the ciche and the indiscretion

You gotto be very

You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.

Onceyou consent to some

Onceyou consent to some concession, you can never cancel it and put things backthe way they are.

We often pardon

We often pardon those who bore us, we cannot pardon those whom we bore.

Saying nothing...

Saying nothing... sometimes says the most.

When you choose

When you choose the lesses of two evils always remember there is still an evil.

How should the lamb negotiate with the lion.

No nation is so

No nation is so poor that it cannot afford to gie free speech

Usenon-verbal communication to SOFTEN the hard-line position of others: S =Smile, O = Open, Posture, F = Forward Lean, T = Touch, E = Eye Contact, N =Nod.

Humoris the affectionate

Humoris the affectionate communication of insight.

If you arepatient

If you arepatient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

A good listeneris not

A good listeneris not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.

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