Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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A man's ruin lies

A man's ruin lies in his tongue.

Golf is an expensive

Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

Freedom can only

Freedom can only be real if it is freedom for those think differently.

A merefriend will

A merefriend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue.

Civilization is a movement

Civilization is a movement and not a condition, a voyage and not a harbour.

I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

When your work speaks for itself,don't interrupt.

A goodlistener is not

A goodlistener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talkerwith a sore throat.

Do not tell me the

Do not tell me the problem is a difficult one. If it were not difficult, it would not be a problem

If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.

Fourthings come not

Fourthings come not back: the spoken word, the spent arrow, the past life, and theneglected opportunity.

If you are standing

If you are standing upright, don't worry if your shadow is crooked.

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