Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Forbidden fruit can get us into a real jam.
Theonly difference between stumbling blocks and stepping stones is the way inwhich we use them.
Fromlittle acorns mighty oaks do grow.
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the brick that others throw at him.
Usesoft words and hard arguments.
The mostdramatic conflicts are perhaps, those that take place not between men butbetween a man and himself where the arena of conflict is a solitary mind.
Youdon't run twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.
It is long and hard and painful to create life; it is short and easy to steal the life others have made.
When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannothurt you.
In God we trust; all others pay cash.
Onecomes to believe whatever one repeats to oneself sufficiently often, whetherthe statement be true or false. It comes to be dominating thought in one'smind.
A room without books is a body without soul