Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Measurement of life should be rather proportioned to the intensity of experience than it's actual length.
Onceyou consent to some concession, you can never cancel it and put things backthe way they are.
Learning must be had, but in the second place, as subsequent only to greater qualities.
Two prisonerswhose cells adjoin communicate with each other by knocking on the wall. Thewall is the thing which separates them but is also their means ofcommunication. It is the same with us and God. Every separation is a link.
Compromiseis never anything but an ignoble truce between the duty of a man and theterror of a coward.
Given afair wind, we will negotiate our way into the Common Market, head held high,not crawling in. Negotiations? Yes. Unconditional acceptance of whateverterms are offered us? No.
Thenumber one goal in resolving a conflict is to make sure both sides maintaintheir self-esteem.
The deeper the waters are, the more still they run.
Life is progress from want to want, not from enjoyment to enjoyment.
Fate chooses our relatives, We choose our friends.
Who digs a pit for others will fall in themselves.
In history, characters and events occur twice, first as tragedy then as farce.