Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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He who truly knows has no occasion to shout
My fathersaid: you must never try to make all the money that's in a deal. Let theother fellow make some money too, because if you have a reputation for alwaysmaking all the money, you won't have many deals.
We cannot all be great but we can always attach ourselves to something that is great.
Youdon't drown by falling in the water. You drown by staying there. Anonymous Agood deal is a state of mind.
Drown not thyself to save a drowning man
No pillow is as soft as clear conscience.
A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't care. Momentum is wht it wants to gather.
A man sits as many risks as he runs.
Onecomes to believe whatever one repeats to oneself sufficiently often, whetherthe statement be true or false. It comes to be dominating thought in one'smind.
Some people suffer in silence louder than others
In thebusiness world, everyone is always working at legitimate cross purposes,governed by self interest.
Talk back to your internal critic. Train yourself to recognize and write downcritical thoughts as they go through your mind. Learn why these thoughts areuntrue and practice talking and writing back to them.