Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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There is no knowledge that is not power.

You've gotto know

You've gotto know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em know, when to walk away, knowwhen to run.

Power corrupts the

Power corrupts the few, while weakness corrputs the many.

So longas a man

So longas a man is angry he cannot be in the right.

The purpose of getting power is to be able to give itaway.

Evena sheet of paper has two sides.

Beforeeverything else,

Beforeeverything else, getting ready is the secret to success.

Happinessis the only

Happinessis the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a madand lamentable experiment.

People say law but they mean wealth.

Happiness is the wondrous

Happiness is the wondrous commodity, the more your give; the more you have.

Grantgraciously what

Grantgraciously what you cannot refuse safely and conciliate those you cannotconquer.

There is no cure

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.

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