Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Due to circumstances

Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your fateand captain of your soul.

Remember when feminisit

Remember when feminisit movements were something men gathered on street corners to admire as the girls strolled by

Theshallower the brook,

Theshallower the brook, the more it babbles.

A bad workman never gets a good tool.

He whocannot cut

He whocannot cut the bread evenly cannot get on well with people.

To beprepared is half

To beprepared is half the victory.

The aimof argument

The aimof argument, or of discussion, should not be victory, but progress.

A clynic is a man

A clynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing

Remember not only

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

History repeats itself.

History repeats itself. that's one of the things wrong with history

The function of

The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty year later.

Peace cannot be

Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be won, through understanding. Our longingfor understandingis Eternal.

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