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Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  
Jan, 20 2012     77 chars (1 sms)     1452 views       Quotes

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Duringthe Depression,
Duringthe Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have timeto sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressingproblems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
They mayforget what
They mayforget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.
The means by
The means by which we live have outdistanced the ends forwhich we live. Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We haveguided missiles and misguided men.
The desire of
The desire of appearing clever often prevents our becoming so.
Laughter is shortest distance
Laughter is shortest distance between two people.
When the eyes
When the eyes says one thing, and the tounge another, a practised man relise on the language of first.
If a man is prodigal
If a man is prodigal, he cannot be truly generous
Instead of focusing
Instead of focusing on big goals,focus on small goals.Small victories always lead to large ones.Swami Vivekanand..
Life imitates art
Life imitates art far more that art imitates life.
Conflictis inevitable
Conflictis inevitable, but combat is optional.
The last function
The last function of reason is to recognize that there is an infinity of things which surpass it.
Speechis human,
Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.

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