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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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To know the pains of power, we must go to those who haveit; to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.

Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Asingle conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead.

You don'thave to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth. Success hasmade failures of many men.

The evolution from happiness to habit is one of death's best weapons.

Usesoft words and hard arguments.

The compromisewill always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it iscompromising.

Imagination is useful as long as it remains practical.

Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.

Nations get as good or as bad a government as they deserve.

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