Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Peoplewho can't admit

Peoplewho can't admit they are part of the problem, will never be part of itssolution.

The condition upon

The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.

The comforter's

The comforter's head never aches.

The fibers of all

The fibers of all things have their tension and are strainedlike the strings of an instrument.

A slyrabbit will have

A slyrabbit will have three openings to its den.

Power consists in

Power consists in one's capacity to link his will with thepurpose of others, to lead by reason and a gift of cooperation.

A book, tight shut

A book, tight shut, is but a block of paper.

Thepast is malleable

Thepast is malleable and flexible, changing as our recollection interprets andre-explains what has happened.

Do not wrong or hate your neighbor for it is not hethat you wrong but yourself.

Don'tuse a lot where a

Don'tuse a lot where a little will do.

Thecourts of this

Thecourts of this country should not be the places where resolution of disputesbegins. They should be the places where the disputes end after alternativemethods of resolving disputes have been considered and tried.

If Ishould ever

If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—andif I should request a negotiation from captivity they should consider that asign of duress.

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