Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Civilization, in a sly

Civilization, in a sly way, is a suspicion that the other fellow may be right.

When one tugs at

When one tugs at a single thing in nature, he finds it attached to the rest of the world.

The civilisation of

The civilisation of one epoch becomes the manure of the next.

A man without patience

A man without patience is a lamp without oil.

By despising all that

By despising all that has preceded us, we teach others to despise ourselves.

Talkingjaw-jaw is

Talkingjaw-jaw is always better than war-war.

To beprepared is half

To beprepared is half the victory.

Finance is the art

Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live.

Whilewe consider when

Whilewe consider when to begin, it becomes too late.

Consistencyrequires you

Consistencyrequires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.

The ultimate measured

The ultimate measured a man is not where he stands in marents of comfort, but whre he stands at times of challenge & contraversy.

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