Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

Jan, 20 2012     77 chars (1 sms)     1426 views       Quotes

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The major cause of traffic accidents is that men put into their cars as much ego as petrol.
Years wrinkle the face, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.
There arealways two forces warring against each other within us.
Power is not revealed by striking hard or often, but bystriking true.
Education is the ability to listen to almost everything without losing your temper or self-confidence.
One must be fond of people and trust them if one is not tomake a mess of life.
The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship.
Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.
If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.
Oppositesattract and then can't stand each other.
Two prisonerswhose cells adjoin communicate with each other by knocking on the wall. Thewall is the thing which separates them but is also their means ofcommunication. It is the same with us and God. Every separation is a link.
Thegalleries are full of critics. They play no ball, they fight no fights. Theymake no mistakes because they attempt nothing. Down in the arena are thedoers. They make mistakes because they try many things. The man who makes nomistakes lacks boldness and