Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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When a man meets his mates society begins.

Manyspeak much who cannot speak well.

Tofight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supremeexcellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.

The directuse of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employedonly by small children and large nations.

A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to peer out.

The wise man learns more from his enemies than the fool does from his friends.

Don'tbargain for fish which are still in the water.

There is sweet joy that comes to us that comes to us after sorrow.

You see what power is holding someone else's fear in your handand showing it to them!

Failingto plan is planning to fail.

When you hear the word 'Invietable' watch out! An enemy of humanity has identified himself.

The king goes as far as he may, not as far as he could.

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