Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Youdon't drown by falling in the water. You drown by staying there. Anonymous Agood deal is a state of mind.

Don'tcut off your nose to spite your face.

There may be said to be two classes of people in the world: those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.

There isnothing more

There isnothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries than anagreement.

Gossip is that which

Gossip is that which no one claims to like-but everybody enjoys.

Negotiatingmeans getting

Negotiatingmeans getting the best of your opponent.

Makesure you leave

Makesure you leave some fat for the other side.

Are youreally listening..

Are youreally listening... or are you just waiting for your turn to talk?

Every village has to become a

Every village has to become a self-sufficient republic.

Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

It isimpossible to

It isimpossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.

Thefirst principle of

Thefirst principle of contract negotiation is don'tremind them of what you did in the past; tell them what you're going to do inthe future.

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