Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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To have a respect for ourselves guides our morals; to have a deference for others governs our manners.
Nothing is a permanent except change.
Instinct is the nose of the mind.
One hallmark of freedom is the sound of laughter.
Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of cancer cell.
COURAGE IS THE FLEEING FORWARD.
Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.
Almost all of our relationships begin and most of them continue as forms of mutual exploitation, a mental or physical barter, to be terminated when one or both parties run out of goods.
Conflictisn't negative, it just is.
The spokenword belongs half to him who speaks, and half to him who listens.
When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.
Unlessa man has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.