Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Bythree methods we may learn wisdom: first, by reflection, which is noblest;second, imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is thebitterest.
Gossip is that which no one claims to like-but everybody enjoys.
A man who doesn't trust himself can never really trust anyoneelse.
If you arepatient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.
Knowledge is of two kinds, we know a subject ourselves or we know where we can get information upon it.
A goodmanager doesn't try to eliminate conflict; he tries to keep it from wastingthe energies of his people. If you're the boss and your people fight youopenly when they think that you are wrong that's healthy.
Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establisha dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolutionin order to establish the dictatorship.
Thefirst principle of contract negotiation is don'tremind them of what you did in the past; tell them what you're going to do inthe future.
If Igive you an idea, and you give me an idea, we will each have two ideas.
When work is pleasure, life is joy.
Unless aman has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.
God has created the world in play.