Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

Jan, 20 2012     77 chars (1 sms)     1775 views       Quotes

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If youare planning on doing business with someone again, don't be too tough in thenegotiations. If you're going to skin a cat, don't keep it as a house cat.
Almost all four faults are more pardonable than the methods we think up to hide them
Philosophy begins in wonder. And, at the end, when philosophic thought has done its best, the wonder remains.
The remedy for weakness is not brooding over weakness, but thinking of strength.
The cliche that education never ends virtually ensures that it does'nt begin.
You may give gifts without caring, but you can't care without giving
A foolshows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.
A slyrabbit will have three openings to its den.
Thosewho are at war with others are not at peace with themselves.
Luck iswhat happens when preparation meets opportunity.
Cheat me in the price but not in the goods i purchase.
To ease another's heartache is to forget one's own.