Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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A book, tight shut, is but a block of paper.
Nature hasgiven men one tongue and two ears, that we may hear twice as much as wespeak.
Not work, but the thought that he must work is what makes the lazy man tired.
Accomplishmentof purpose is better than making a profit.
Expreince never helps us avoid doing something foolish; it merely prevents us from enjoying it.
You make a mountain of a mole-hill.
I have oftenregretted my speech, never my silence.
Useful manual labour, intelligently performed is the means per excellence for developing the intellect.
Civilization, in a sly way, is a suspicion that the other fellow may be right.
Effectivecommunication is 20 percent what you know and 80 percent how you feel aboutwhat you know.
Youcannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.
Lower your voice and strengthen your argument.