Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Anyonewho conducts

Anyonewho conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

The highest pleasure

The highest pleasure to be got out of freedom, and having nothing to do, is labour

Ignorance is a bold,

Ignorance is a bold, and knowledge reserved

It's better to

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

Mostpeople I ask little from.

Mostpeople I ask little from. I try to give them much, and expect nothing inreturn and I do very well in the bargain.

Few things are hard

Few things are harder to pus up with than the annoyance of a good example.

Patience is bitter,

Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.

Reasonand emotion

Reasonand emotion are not antagonists. What seems like a struggle between twoopposing ideas or values, one of which, automatic and unconscious, manifestsitself in the form of a feeling.

Nevermiss a good

Nevermiss a good chance to shut up.

The great essentials

The great essentials of happiness are: something to do,something to love and something to hope for.

Beware,as long as

Beware,as long as you live, of judging people of appearances.

Maturityis the capacity

Maturityis the capacity to endure uncertainty.

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