Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Can we do good to the world? In an absolute sense, no; in a relative sense, yes.

We ownalmost all our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.

If you ain't never pick up the sword,you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

A man without imagination is like a bird without wings.

This creative man, who in his own selfish affairs is a coward to the backbone, will fight for an idea like a hero.

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.

The planers do not make or mar our destiny. we are the makers of our destiny.

The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking

Ignorance is a bold, and knowledge reserved

It is easier to discover deficiencies in indivuduals, states and providence than to see their real import and value.

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