Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Life only demands

Life only demands from you the strength you posses

Ignoring is not the

Ignoring is not the same thing as being tolerant

Only hethat has

Only hethat has traveled the road knows where the holesare deep.

To ask advice is

To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten tout for flattery.

Wheneveryou're in

Wheneveryou're in conflict with someone, there is one factor that can make thedifference between damaging your relationship and deepening it. That factoris attitude.

If you ain'tnever

If you ain'tnever pick up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

The property

The property of power is to protect.

Living is the art

Living is the art of getting used to what we did'nt expect.

Power is a little

Power is a little like alcohol: the faster it is consumed, the more quickly it affects the brain.

Greatideas often receive

Greatideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds.

The roots of education

The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.

He who asks questions

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.

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