Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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How should the lamb negotiate with the lion.

Thepeople to fear

Thepeople to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagreewith you and are too cowardly to let you know.

At times, it is

At times, it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people wonder if you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

Life is no brief candle-

Life is no brief candle- it's a splendid torch!

He whocannot cut

He whocannot cut the bread evenly cannot get on well with people.

He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.

To like and dislike

To like and dislike the same thing, that is, indeed, friendship.

Friendships begin with

Friendships begin with liking or gratitude-roots that can be pulled up.

I'm nota combative

I'm nota combative person. My long experience has taught me to resolve conflict byraising the issues before I or others burn their boats.

The man who says

The man who says he's too old to learn new tricks probably always was.

Angels fly, because

Angels fly, because they take themselves lightly.

Aclosed mind is

Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.

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