Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

Jan, 20 2012     77 chars (1 sms)     1204 views       Quotes

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I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most peoplenever listen.
Ittakes nine months to have a baby, no matter how many people you put on thejob.
Soremarkably perverse is the nature of man that he despises those that court himand admires whoever will not bend before him.
When indoubt, ask. When not in doubt, ask. If you are not in doubt, you may bekidding yourself.
If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—and if I should request anegotiation from captivity they should consider that a sign of duress.
Themore adaptability exists for a given kind of decision, the less risky it isto make plans for the future, and therefore the more likely it is that morepeople will make more plans in such areas.
Cheat me in the price but not in the goods i purchase.
We willbe known by the tracks we leave behind.
Insteadof suppressing conflicts, specific channels could be created to make thisconflict explicit, and specific methods could be set up by which the conflictis resolved.
There is something monstrous in commands couched in invented and unfamiliar language, an alien master is the worst of all. The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it.
Thedirect use of force is such a poor solution to any problem,it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.
One must be poor to know the luxury of giving.