Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them.

What matter is not to add years to your life but to add life to your years.

A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

Light is good in whatever lamp it may burn; even as a rose is beautiful in whatever garden it may bloom.

Half of the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important

Whenconflict becomes a win-lose contest in our minds, we immediately try to win.

The liberty of the individual must be thus far limited: He must not make himself a nuisance to other people.

What we seek we shall find, what we flee from flee from us.

A man, when he burns, leaves only a handful of ashes. woman can hold him. the wind must blow him away.

Freedom to learn is the first necessity of guaranteeing that man himself shall be self-reliant enough to be free

Alexander's last wrds: Bury my body, dont build any monument. Kip my hand outside,so dat d wrld knws,who won th wrld had noting in hand wen dyin.

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