Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Necessity truns lion into fox.

Necessity truns lion into fox.

Whenangry, count to

Whenangry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry a hundred.

If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

As contagion of

As contagion of sickness makes sickness, contagion oftrust can make trust.

No one is free who does not Lord over himself.

Aproblem is a chance

Aproblem is a chance for you to do your best.

Nothing makes it

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper upbringing, a sound set of values.

The split in you

The split in you is clear. There is a part of you that knows what it shoulddo, and a part that does what it feels like doing.

Conflict is neither

Conflict is neither good nor bad. Properly managed, it is absolutely vital.

Arise, awake and

Arise, awake and stop not till the goal is reached.

We judge others

We judge others by their behavior. We judge ourselves byour intentions.

When your work speaks for itself,don't interrupt.

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