Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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By being pleasant always and smiling, it takes you nearer to God; Nearer than any prayer.
Soremarkably perverse is the nature of man that he despises those that court himand admires whoever will not bend before him.
Silenceis as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unshownmarble of great sculpture. The silent bear no witness against themselves.
Thework will teach you how to do it.
It isimpossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
Gossip is that which no one claims to like-but everybody enjoys.
Communicationis a skill that you can learn. It's like riding a bicycle or typing. Ifyou're willing to work at it, you can rapidly improve the quality of everypart of your life.
We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.
No onewould talk much in society; if he knew how often he misunderstands others.
Kind wordscan be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
He whohurries cannot walk with dignity.
Sayingnothing... sometimes says the most.