Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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As long as there

As long as there is life there is danger.

Wisdom is what you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred totalk.

If you arepatient

If you arepatient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

A man's ruin lies

A man's ruin lies in his tongue.

COURAGE IS THE FLEEING

COURAGE IS THE FLEEING FORWARD.

The first duty of

The first duty of love is to listen.

Never answer a letter while you are angry.

The amount of effort put into a campaign by a worker expands in proportion to the personal benefits that he will derive from his party's victory.

A matter that becomes

A matter that becomes clear ceases to concern us.

Dignity is a matter which

Dignity is a matter which concerns only mankind

Power will intoxicate

Power will intoxicate the best hearts, as wine thestrongest heads. No man is wise enough, nor good enough to be trusted withunlimited power.

What we seek we shall find, what we flee from flee from us.

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