Everything is funny

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Our power is in our ability to decide.

When the defects

When the defects of others are percieved with so much clarity, it is because one possesses with oneself.

You can't unscramble

You can't unscramble an egg.

All that is sometimes

All that is sometimes needed to make you content with you lot is a bad dream.

The best prophet

The best prophet is common sense, our native wit.

A bad word whispered

A bad word whispered will echo a hundred miles.

It's whenyou're

It's whenyou're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.

Civilization has made the

Civilization has made the peasantry its pack animal.

.Oneshould count

.Oneshould count each day a separate life.

Peaceis not the

Peaceis not the absence of conflict but the presence of creative alternatives forresponding to conflict alternatives to passive or aggressive responses,alternatives to violence.

The singlemost powerful

The singlemost powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get up andwalk away from the table without a deal.

Suffering is one

Suffering is one very long moment. We cannot divide it by seasons. WE can only record its moods and chronicle their return.

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