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Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  
Jan, 20 2012     77 chars (1 sms)     1494 views       Quotes

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Power can be
Power can be taken, but not given. The process of thetaking is empowerment in itself.
A state with defective
A state with defective laws will have defective morals.
Whospreads, sows;
Whospreads, sows; Who listens, reaps.
The man who says
The man who says he's too old to learn new tricks probably always was.
Do we wish men to
Do we wish men to be virtuous? Then let us begin by making them love their country.
Whenthere is no
Whenthere is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.
Only hethat has
Only hethat has traveled the road knows where the holesare deep.
Whenpeople say women
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
My Strength is
My Strength is made perfect in weakness
Thefreedom of the
Thefreedom of the city is not negotiable. We cannot negotiate with those whosay, What’s mine is mine and what’s yours is negotiable.
Two man looks
Two man looks out through the same bars: the one sees the mud, the one the stars.
The evolution from
The evolution from happiness to habit is one of death's best weapons.

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