Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Informationis a negotiator's greatest weapon.
Themost intense conflicts, if overcome, leave behind a sense of security andcalm that is not easily disturbed. It is just these intense conflicts andtheir conflagration which are needed to produce valuable and lasting results.
Usenon-verbal communication to SOFTEN the hard-line position of others: S =Smile, O = Open, Posture, F = Forward Lean, T = Touch, E = Eye Contact, N =Nod.
Tolerance that accepts merits as the most natural thing in World is the highest applause.
To be preparedis half the victory.
We willbe known by the tracks we leave behind.
The real great man is the man who makes every man feel great.
The good neighbour looks beyond the external accidents and discerns those inner qualities that make all men human, and therefore, brothers.
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.
There is no comparison between that which is last by not succeding and that what is last by not trying.
Muchtalking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune.The talkative parrot is shut up in a cage. Other birds, without speech, flyfreely about.