Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Do good to your friend to keep him, and to your enemy to make him your freind.
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
Analysis kills spontaneity.The grain once ground to floor,springs and germinates no more.
The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar and is shocked by the unexpected; the eye, on the other hand, tends to be impatient, craves the novel and is bored by repetition.
If you ain't never pick up the sword,you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.
Light is good in whatever lamp it may burn; even as a rose is beautiful in whatever garden it may bloom.
Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.
Life only demands from you the strength you posses
Only hethat has traveled the road knows where the holes are deep.
Stability is not immobility
I’mwillin’ for any solution — religious, political. I’m not going to keepofferin’ to negotiate so much because they turn us down each time. Itindicates a weakness on our part.
A goodplan is like a road map: it shows the final destination and usually the bestway to get there.