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Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  
Jan, 20 2012     77 chars (1 sms)     1436 views       Quotes

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Undernormal conditions,
Undernormal conditions, most people tend to see what they want to see, hear what theywant to hear, and do what they want to do; in conflicts, their positionsbecome even more rigid and fixed.
Power comes from
Power comes from sincere service
It's whenyou're
It's whenyou're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.
When aman says that
When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.
God has created the
God has created the world in play.
Speechis human,
Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.
Flatteryis the infantry
Flatteryis the infantry of negotiation.
You may be deceived
You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you willlive in torment if you don't trust enough.
We cannot always
We cannot always control our thoughts, but we can control our words, and repetitionimpresses the subconscious, and we are then master of the situation.
Philosophy begins
Philosophy begins in wonder. And, at the end, when philosophic thought has done its best, the wonder remains.
When you ask
When you ask from a stranger that which is of interest only to yourself, always enclose a stamp
Wisdom is what
Wisdom is what you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred totalk.

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