Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Step after step the ladder is ascended
Inbusiness, you don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate.
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.
The flowers of life are but illusions. How many fade away and leave no trace; how few yield any fruit and the fruit itself how rarely does it ripen!
What matter is not to add years to your life but to add life to your years.
A merefriend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue.
Welearn little from victory, much from defeat.
Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?
Sorrow and silence are strong, and patient endurance is god-like.
Any child who has parents who are interested in him and has a house full of books isin't poor.
If youare standing upright, don't worry if your shadow is crooked.
If you climb up a tree, you must climb down the same tree.