Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Necessitynever made a good bargain.
If power is for sale, sell your mother to buy it. You canalways buy her back again.
Whenyou plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. Youlook for reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water,or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with ourfriends or our family,
Being virtuous is no feat once temptation ceases.
No one lies as much as the indignant do.
Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.
He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.
A man, when he burns, leaves only a handful of ashes. woman can hold him. the wind must blow him away.
Silenceis a true friend that never betrays.
Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.
Men are cruel, but man is kind.
Love is an act of faith and whoever is of little faith is also of little love.