Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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The greatest prayer is patience.
It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.
In God we trust; all others pay cash.
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A man without a smiling face must not open a shop.
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