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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied, menof power are feared; but only men of character are trusted.

It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.

Thework will teach you how to do it.

You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

The ability to laugh together is the essence of love.

Power can be taken, but not given. The process of thetaking is empowerment in itself.

To live is, in itself, avalue judgement. To breathe is to judge.

The compromisewill always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it iscompromising.

Beware of the chap who reminds you that you can't take it with you . he'll try to take it with him.

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

The amount of effort put into a campaign by a worker expands in proportion to the personal benefits that he will derive from his party's victory.

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