Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

Jan, 20 2012     77 chars (1 sms)     1371 views       Quotes

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The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.
Usenon-verbal communication to SOFTEN the hard-line position of others: S =Smile, O = Open, Posture, F = Forward Lean, T = Touch, E = Eye Contact, N =Nod.
Sciencecannot resolve moral conflicts, but it can help to more accurately frame thedebates about those conflicts.
The talker will lead the dog to the meat market.
Nine times out of ten, we are disappointed in life because we don't ask enough of it.
The hero's tomb is the cradle of the people
Ignorancedoesn't kill you, but it does make you sweat a lot.
Thereis all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.
Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
There are questions of real power and then there arequestions of phony authority. You have to break through the phony authorityto begin to fight the real questions of power.
It seemedrather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, weoften suffer from a shortage of listeners.
He understands badly who listens badly.