Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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No pillow is as soft as clear conscience.

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Theharder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.

Man show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable.

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Humoris the affectionate communication of insight.

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