Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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First-rate men

First-rate men employ first-rate men; second-rate men employ third-rate men.

A man may die,

A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives Ideas have endurance without death.

A man sits as many

A man sits as many risks as he runs.

Anounce of mediation is

Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!

I’mwilling for any

I’mwilling for any solution religious, political. I’m not going to keepoffering to negotiate so much because they turn us down each time. Itindicates a weakness on our part.

Remember when feminisit

Remember when feminisit movements were something men gathered on street corners to admire as the girls strolled by

Embracingconflict

Embracingconflict can become a joy when we know that irritation and frustration canlead to growth and fascination.

I hope our wisdom

I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us,that the less we use our power the greater it will be.

Thehardest step is

Thehardest step is over the threshold.

A woman can say

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.

Friendships begin with

Friendships begin with liking or gratitude-roots that can be pulled up.

If you could kick

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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