Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Am Inot destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?

Tobelieve in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.

A rumor goes in one ear and out many mouths.

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.

The greatest job of teachers is to cultivate talent until it ripens for the public to reap its bounty.

It's the repetition of affirmations that leads to belief. And once that beliefbecomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen.

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.

Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your fateand captain of your soul.

Creation is only the projection into form of that which already exists.

Man show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable.

Whenconflict becomes a win-lose contest in our minds, we immediately try to win.

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