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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

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Icannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula forfailure: Try to please everyone.

Conduct is wise or foolish only in reference to its results.

All the power that we exercise over others depends on thepower we exercise over ourselves.

It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.

Our power is in our ability to decide.

True,Heaven prohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate acompromise.

Past time is only eviil at a distance.

The "RESULT OF ANGER" is more painful than the "REASON OF ANGER". - "M.K.Gandhi"--

Success is often the result of taking a mis-step in the right direction.

Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire isthat which he exercises over himself.

Neversay more than is necessary.

Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.

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