Everything is funny

Everything is funny
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
  

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Treatpeople as if they were, what they ought to be andyou help them become what they are capable of being.
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Takeyour life into your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one toblame.
The mostdramatic conflicts are perhaps, those that take place not between men butbetween a man and himself where the arena of conflict is a solitary mind.
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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
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Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.
The first duty of love is to listen.
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