Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

The ability to laugh together is the essence of love.

Never Explain Yourself to Anyone Because The person Who Likes U Doesn"t Need It. And The Person Who Dislikes U Won"t belive it....!!""

Humoris the affectionate communication of insight.

To have a respect for ourselves guides our morals; to have a deference for others governs our manners.

Truthsprings from argument amongst friends.

Wisdom requires that we pour a little oil of delicate courtesy on the wheels of friendship.

Dealwith the faults of others as gently as with your own.

To be preparedis half the victory.

A goodpreparation takes longer than the delivery.

True, Heavenprohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate a compromise.