Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

The flowers of life are but illusions. How many fade away and leave no trace; how few yield any fruit and the fruit itself how rarely does it ripen!

Makesure you leave some fat for the other side.

Trust exists; only lies are invented.

The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty year later.

A lost battle is a battle one thinks one has lost.

Far better to think historically, to remember the lessonsof the past. Thus, far better to conceive of power as consisting in part ofthe knowledge of when not to use all the power you have. Far better to be onewho knows that if you reserve the power not to

Fanaticism is the false fire of an overheated mind.

Beforeeverything else, getting ready is the secret to success.

A fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of sense to know how to tell a lie.

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.