The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Thetruth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feelingdeeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in suchmoments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of ourruts and start searching for di

The most imaginative people are the most credulous, for to them everything is possible.

Silence is argument carried out by other means.

Change meansmovement. Movement means friction. Only in the frictionless vacuum of anonexistent abstract world can movement or change occur without that abrasivefriction of conflict.

You can not do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.

If Igive you an idea, and you give me an idea, we will each have two ideas.

A half truth is a whole lie.

If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—andif I should request a negotiation from captivity they should consider that asign of duress.

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, Beautiful old people are works of art.

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.

The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.