All your fingernails grow with no convenient speed except broken one.

If you follow me, I may lead you straight to hell, but ifyou trust me, I will lead you back out again.

I'vealways felt that a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the numberof conflicting points of view he can entertain simultaneously on the sametopic.

Humoris the affectionate communication of insight.

Silenceis a true friend that never betrays.

Love is the noblest frailty of the of the mind

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait untilthe deadline looms large.

It isnot necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.

If at first you do succeed, try, try not to be a bore

Girls .. . were allowed to play in the house . . . and boys were sent outdoors. . .Boys ran around in the yard with toy guns going kksshh-kksshh,fighting wars for made-up reasons and arguing about whowas dead, while girls stayed inside and played with dol

Suffering is the sole origin of consciousness.

Search not a wound too deep lest thou maketh a new one.