If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

Onemust talk little and listen much.

They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.

Thefire you kindle for your enemy often burns yourself more than him.

All marriedcouples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of makinglove. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Good battleis healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equalpartnership.

In themiddle of every difficulty lies opportunity.

History is the witness of the times, the light of truth.

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Almost all of our relationships begin and most of them continue as forms of mutual exploitation, a mental or physical barter, to be terminated when one or both parties run out of goods.

He whohurries cannot walk with dignity.

Dignity is a matter which concerns only mankind

If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.