Science has promised us truth. It has never promised us either peace or happiness.

If you truly want honesty, don't ask questions you don't really want the answer to.

Silencemay be golden, but can you think of a better way to entertain someone than tolisten to him?

Whenyou plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. Youlook for reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water,or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with ourfriends or our family,

A man without a smiling face must not open a shop.

Comedy is an escape, not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.

A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

Nothing has happend to you unless you make much of it.

When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.

A Habit is a shirt made of iron.

Thedifference between the right word and the almost right word is the differencebetween lightning and a lightning bug.

Politeness is to human nature what warmth is to wax.