I willprepare and

I willprepare and some day my chance will come.

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Fortune makes a fool

Fortune makes a fool of him whom she favours too much

A teleision set

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

No matter how

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

Keep inmind that

Keep inmind that the better you understand what you want and why you want it, thebetter your chances will be of acquiring it.

War does not

War does not determine who is right - only who is left

Peoplewho can't admit

Peoplewho can't admit they are part of the problem, will never be part of itssolution.

When our hearts

When our hearts are empty, we collect things.

A lie has no leg,

A lie has no leg, but a scandel has wings

Sometimes the man

Sometimes the man of action is the fellow who has just got both his feat in hot water.

Only hethat has

Only hethat has traveled the road knows where the holesare deep.

Don'tcut off your

Don'tcut off your nose to spite your face.

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