I'mjust preparing

I'mjust preparing my impromptu remarks.

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It wasimpossible to get a

It wasimpossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

Wisdom requires that

Wisdom requires that we pour a little oil of delicate courtesy on the wheels of friendship.

It is a good reader

It is a good reader that makes a good book.

Before youbuild a better

Before youbuild a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.

Neverforget the

Neverforget the power of silence, that massively disconcerting pause which goes onand on and may at last induce an opponent to babble and backtrack nervously.

As we grow old...

As we grow old...the beauty steals inwards.

If we shake hands

If we shake hands with icy fingures, it is because we have burnt them so horribly before.

Life is progress

Life is progress from want to want, not from enjoyment to enjoyment.

Theeasiest, the most

Theeasiest, the most tempting, and the least creative response to conflictwithin an organization is to pretend it does notexist.

When you hear

When you hear the word 'Invietable' watch out! An enemy of humanity has identified himself.

Surprise is the greatest

Surprise is the greatest gift which life can grant us.

A half truth is

A half truth is a whole lie.

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