I'mjust preparing

I'mjust preparing my impromptu remarks.

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The ruler proclaims

The ruler proclaims the good news himself; he sends the servants out to announce the bad news.

Don't wrestlea pig

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

Earnest people are

Earnest people are often people who habitually look on the serious side of things that have no serious side

He who asks

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.

The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Youcan't shake hands

Youcan't shake hands with a clenched fist.

The ultimate measured

The ultimate measured a man is not where he stands in marents of comfort, but whre he stands at times of challenge & contraversy.

Golf is an expensive

Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

Few men of action

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time.

Poetry is the impish

Poetry is the impish attempt to paint the colour of the wind.

Aperson whose heart

Aperson whose heart is not content is like a snake which tries to swallow anelephant.

Those who trust

Those who trust us educate us.

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