I'mjust preparing

I'mjust preparing

I'mjust preparing my impromptu remarks.

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The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Acreaking door hangs

Acreaking door hangs long on its hinges.

Becausewe focused on

Becausewe focused on the snake, we missed the scorpion.

The king goes as far as he may, not as far as he could.

Living is the art

Living is the art of getting used to what we did'nt expect.

The past is always

The past is always dogging our heals, striving ceaselessly to banish the present.

Takeadvantage of the

Takeadvantage of the ambiguity in the world. Look at something and think aboutwhat else it might be.

Don'tbargain for

Don'tbargain for fish which are still in the water.

The civilisation of

The civilisation of one epoch becomes the manure of the next.

Nostrength within,

Nostrength within, no respect without.

Onceyou consent to some

Onceyou consent to some concession, you can never cancel it and put things backthe way they are.

Don'tconsider your

Don'tconsider your reputation and you may do anything you like.

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