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Alwaysforgive your

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

If you wish to

If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

Renown and repose

Renown and repose do not go together.

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

At times, it is

At times, it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people wonder if you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.

It seemedrather incongruous

It seemedrather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticated communication, weoften suffer from a shortage of listeners.

Nature arms each

Nature arms each man with some faculty which enables himto do easily some feat impossible to any other.

Glory is a poison

Glory is a poison that can only be taken in small doses.

Don'twrestle a pig in

Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

Conflictis inevitable

Conflictis inevitable, but combat is optional.

Consistencyis

Consistencyis the hobgoblin of little minds.

Myfather said: you

Myfather said: you must never try to make all the money that's in a deal. Letthe other fellow make some money too, because if you have a reputation foralways making all the money, you won't have many deals.

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