I'mjust preparing

I'mjust preparing my impromptu remarks.

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Thework will teach you

Thework will teach you how to do it.

The majority of

The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

Boredom is a vital

Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since atleast half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.

Ninety-ninepercent

Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.

Power is not only

Power is not only what you have but what the enemy thinksyou have.

Bythree methods

Bythree methods we may learn wisdom: first, by reflection, which is noblest;second, imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is thebitterest.

There is all the

There is all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.

Men are cruel

Men are cruel, but man is kind.

Marriagemeans expectations

Marriagemeans expectations and expectations mean conflict.

He who is unable

He who is unable to dance says the yard is stony.

He who asks a

He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a questionremains a fool forever.

A man sits as many

A man sits as many risks as he runs.

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