Anyonewho conducts

Anyonewho conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

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We knowwhat happens

We knowwhat happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.

It is mark of a

It is mark of a good man not to know how to do an injury.

You don'trun twenty

You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

Boredom is a vital

Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since atleast half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.

The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Luck never mad a

Luck never mad a mad man wise

I said to the

I said to the almond tree, ‘'Friend, speak to me of God,’' and the almond treeblossomed.

Speak whenyou are

Speak whenyou are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Weagree completely on

Weagree completely on everything, including the fact we don't see eye to eye.

Why don'tyou

Why don'tyou want to do what you know you should do? The reason you don't is thatyou're in conflict with yourself.

The Pursuit of

The Pursuit of perfection is the persuit of sweetness and light.

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