The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

Hold a true friend with both your hands.

Show me a man who cannot bother to do little things andI'll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do big things.

It wasimpossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

You can't unscramble an egg.

Don't consideryour reputation and you may do anything you like.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

Twobirds disputed about a kernel, when a third swooped down and carried it off.

The purpose of getting power is to be able to give itaway.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left

Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.