Speakwhen you are

Speakwhen you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

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One of the function of intelligence is to take account of the dangers that come from trusting solely to the intelligence.

Buying ischeaper

Buying ischeaper than asking.

Nations get as

Nations get as good or as bad a government as they deserve.

Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Only the educated are free.

I know youbelieve you

I know youbelieve you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realizethat what you heard isn't what I meant.

Everything has been

Everything has been thought of before, but the difficulty is to think of it again

You can be erudite

You can be erudite with knowledge of others; you can be wise only with your wisdom.

The greatest job

The greatest job of teachers is to cultivate talent until it ripens for the public to reap its bounty.

No one lies as much as the

No one lies as much as the indignant do.

Between friends there

Between friends there is no need of Justice.

Light is good in

Light is good in whatever lamp it may burn; even as a rose is beautiful in whatever garden it may bloom.

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