Speakwhen you are

Speakwhen you are

Speakwhen you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

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In history, characters

In history, characters and events occur twice, first as tragedy then as farce.

One should never

One should never rub bottoms with a porcupine.

Success is often

Success is often the result of taking a mis-step in the right direction.

Thereis nothing more likely to

Thereis nothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries thanan agreement.

Before following a

Before following a leader, it's wise to see if he's headed in the right direction.

Thesearch for someone

Thesearch for someone to blame is always successful.

The Pursuit of perfection is the persuit of sweetness and light.

Timinghas a lot to

Timinghas a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

The nice thing about meditation is it makes doing nothing quite respectable.

The man who says

The man who says he's too old to learn new tricks probably always was.

Conflictbuilds character.

Conflictbuilds character. Crisis defines it.

Comedy is an escape

Comedy is an escape, not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.

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