It'swhen you're

It'swhen you're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.

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Bargainlike a gypsy,

Bargainlike a gypsy, but pay like a gentleman.

Nothing so wonderfully

Nothing so wonderfully concentrates the mind as theprospect of a hanging.

The worst form

The worst form of injustice is pretended justice.

Concentration of wealth

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

By being pleasant

By being pleasant always and smiling, it takes you nearer to God; Nearer than any prayer.

Icannot divine how

Icannot divine how it happens that the man who knows the least is the mostargumentative.

Grantgraciously what

Grantgraciously what you cannot refuse safely and conciliate those you cannotconquer.

Undernormal conditions,

Undernormal conditions, most people tend to see what they want to see, hear what theywant to hear, and do what they want to do; in conflicts, their positionsbecome even more rigid and fixed.

Earnest people are

Earnest people are often people who habitually look on the serious side of things that have no serious side

The property

The property of power is to protect.

Nothing astonishes

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.

Conduct is wise or

Conduct is wise or foolish only in reference to its results.

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