It'swhen you're

It'swhen you're

It'swhen you're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.

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Whenthere is no

Whenthere is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.

The art of life

The art of life is the avoiding of pain.

Thefreedom of the

Thefreedom of the city is not negotiable. We cannot negotiate with those whosay, What’s mine is mine and what’s yours is negotiable.

A caricature is

A caricature is always ture only for an instant.

Power gravitates

Power gravitates to the man who knows how.

Diseases are Tax on the pleasure.

Diseases are Tax on the pleasure.

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

A hero is no braver

A hero is no braver than anyone else; he is only brave minutes longer

Ignorancedoesn't kill

Ignorancedoesn't kill you, but it does make you sweat a lot.

Duringthe Depression,

Duringthe Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have timeto sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressingproblems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.

Opportunists take

Opportunists take now for an answer.

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

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