Watching smal

Watching small men at work reconciles to the great.

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Nevermiss a good chance to shut up.

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

It is better

It is better to trust and sometimes be disappointed thanto be forever mistrusting and be right occasionally.

Do we wish men to

Do we wish men to be virtuous? Then let us begin by making them love their country.

Youdon't have to

Youdon't have to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth.Success has made failures of many men.

The nice thing

The nice thing about meditation is it makes doing nothing quite respectable.

The major cause

The major cause of traffic accidents is that men put into their cars as much ego as petrol.

A man does not know

A man does not know what he is saying until he knows what he is not saying.

Bargainlike a gypsy,

Bargainlike a gypsy, but pay like a gentleman.

When the defects

When the defects of others are percieved with so much clarity, it is because one possesses with oneself.

The laws of life

The laws of life are founded on necessity, its charms on the non-essentials.

To believe in something,

To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.

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