Santa Singh : 'Look

Santa Singh : 'Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. The top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?' Banta Singh : 'Yes, that's funny. And even if you make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?'

Jan, 17 2012 251 chars (2 sms) 1079 views Jokes > Santa Banta

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