Duringthe Depression,

Duringthe Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have timeto sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressingproblems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.

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The majority of

The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

There are questions

There are questions of real power and then there arequestions of phony authority. You have to break through the phony authorityto begin to fight the real questions of power.

We arejudged by

We arejudged by what we finish, not what we start.

Knowlege is two

Knowlege is two-fold, and consists not only an affirmation of what is true, but in the negation of that which is faise

Stoppingat third base

Stoppingat third base adds no more to the score than striking out.

Remember when feminisit

Remember when feminisit movements were something men gathered on street corners to admire as the girls strolled by

Aclosed mind is

Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.

Onemust talk little and

Onemust talk little and listen much.

As a final incentive

As a final incentive before giving up a

Take yourlife into

Take yourlife into your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one toblame.

If at first you do

If at first you do succeed, try, try not to be a bore

A miserand a liar bargain

A miserand a liar bargain quickly.

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