When aman says

When aman says

When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.

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Surprise is the greatest

Surprise is the greatest gift which life can grant us.

Nevermiss a good

Nevermiss a good chance to shut up.

A woman has reached

A woman has reached reaal women's-lib status when she is the one who forgers the wedding Aniversary

The man with the

The man with the new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

I am atpeace with

I am atpeace with God. My conflict is with man.

The majority of

The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

Health and Cheerfulness

Health and Cheerfulness mutually begets each other.

Learning, the destroyer of

Learning, the destroyer of arrogance, begets arrogance in fools, even as light that illumines the eye, makes owls blind.

The best prophet

The best prophet is common sense, our native wit.

Slander cannot destroy

Slander cannot destroy an honest man: when the flood recedes the rock is there.

A half truth is

A half truth is a whole lie.

Silenceis foolish if

Silenceis foolish if we are wise, but wise if we are foolish.

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