When aman says

When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.

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A caricature is always ture only for an instant.

The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

Talkingjaw-jaw is always better than war-war.

The laws of life are founded on necessity, its charms on the non-essentials.

Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

When our hearts are empty, we collect things.

There is much more learning than knowing in the world.

Effectivecommunication is 20 percent what you know and 80 percent how you feel aboutwhat you know.

Greatideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds.

The fibers of all things have their tension and are strainedlike the strings of an instrument.

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

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