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You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

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If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and alwaysa clever thing to say.

When youcannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced courses of action youshould take choose the bolder.

Fromlittle acorns mighty oaks do grow.

Relationships of trust depend on our willingness to looknot only to our own interests, but also the interests of others.

Don'tclose the barn door after the horse runs away.

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possiblility that the other may be right, though neither believes it.

Be yourself and speak your mind today, though it contradicts all you have said before.

Knowlege is two-fold, and consists not only an affirmation of what is true, but in the negation of that which is faise

Night is the blotting paper of many sorrows.

Peoplewho are only good with hammers see every problem as a nail.

Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.

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