You don'trun twenty

You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

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When our hearts are empty, we collect things.

Thefirst principle of contract negotiation is don'tremind them of what you did in the past; tell them what you're going to do inthe future.

The talker will lead the dog to the meat market.

Supicion of one's own motives is especially necessary for the philanthropist and the executive.

Everything has been thought of before, but the difficulty is to think of it again

The cause of liberty becomes a mockery if the price to be paid is the wholesale destruction of those who are to enjoy liberty.

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The ultimate measured a man is not where he stands in marents of comfort, but whre he stands at times of challenge & contraversy.

No pillow is as soft as clear conscience.

Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.

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