Don'twrestle a pig in

Don'twrestle a pig in

Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

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Humour is emotional chaos

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

Do good to your

Do good to your friend to keep him, and to your enemy to make him your freind.

Conflictis inevitable,

Conflictis inevitable, but combat is optional.

We willbe known by

We willbe known by the tracks we leave behind.

Beware,as long as

Beware,as long as you live, of judging people of appearances.

He whotalks incessantly,

He whotalks incessantly, talks nonsense.

A lie has no leg,

A lie has no leg, but a scandel has wings

A goodpreparation takes

A goodpreparation takes longer than the delivery.

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.

A good listener

A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talkerwith a sore throat.

Badplanning on your

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Embracingconflict

Embracingconflict can become a joy when we know that irritation and frustration canlead to growth and fascination.

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