Use softwords and hard

Use softwords and hard arguments.

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The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Any general statement

Any general statement is like a cheque drawn on a bank. Its value depends on what is there to meet it.

Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

When there is

When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannothurt you.

Whohath not known

Whohath not known ill fortune, never knew himself, or his own virtue.

Nevermistake silence for

Nevermistake silence for agreement.

Keep a secret;

Keep a secret; its you slave. Tell it, and it's your master.

Parents these days

Parents these days scarcely bring up children; they finance them.

An honest man's

An honest man's word is as good as his bond.

The property of

The property of power is to protect.

Being virtuous is

Being virtuous is no feat once temptation ceases.

Cheat me in the price

Cheat me in the price but not in the goods i purchase.

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