Learning is the property of those who fear to do disagreeable things.

Whenyou plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. Youlook for reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water,or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with ourfriends or our family,

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Somewherethere is a map of how it can be done.

Byblending the breath of the sun and the shade, true harmony comes into theworld.

Wisdom loves the children of men, but she prefers those who come through foolishness to wisdom

Most ofour so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believingas we already do.

Laughter is shortest distance between two people.

There is no knowledge that is not power.

The ruler proclaims the good news himself; he sends the servants out to announce the bad news.

Whendealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic,but creatures of emotion.

Theeasiest, the most tempting, and the least creative response to conflictwithin an organization is to pretend it does notexist.