I’mwillin’ for any solution — religious, political. I’m not going to keepofferin’ to negotiate so much because they turn us down each time. Itindicates a weakness on our part.

It is atrick among the dishonest to offer sacrifices that are not needed,or not possible, to avoid making those that are required.

A miserand a liar bargain quickly.

Enthusiasm sees only the down payment.

It wasimpossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

Any man's death diminishes me, because i am involved in mankind; and, therefore, never tend to know for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee.

Don'tbargain for fish which are still in the water.

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

All faults may be forgiven of him who has perfect candour

"Man wishes2fly like a bird,sing like cuckoo,dance like a peacock,swim like a fish,But Man dosnt wish2live like a man"

It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out