Theterm up has no

Theterm up has no meaning apart from the word down. The term fasthas no meaning apart from the term slow. In addition, such termshave no meaning even when used together, except when confined to a veryparticular situation... most of our language about the

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If you could kick

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Gossip is the art

Gossip is the art of saying nothing, in a manner that leaves nothing unsaid

A clynic is a man

A clynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing

Never ask a barber

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

Men of genius

Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied, menof power are feared; but only men of character are trusted.

An adventure is an

An adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is an adventure wrongly considered.

If Ihad six hours

If Ihad six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first hour sharpening the ax.

You gotto be very

You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.

When you are

When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!

By tryingoften,

By tryingoften, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

Alexander's last wrds

Alexander's last wrds: Bury my body, dont build any monument. Kip my hand outside,so dat d wrld knws,who won th wrld had noting in hand wen dyin.

The difficultpart in

The difficultpart in an argument is not to defend one's opinion, but rather to know it.

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