By being pleasant always and smiling, it takes you nearer to God; Nearer than any prayer.

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Compromise,n. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary thesatisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and isdeprived of nothing except what was justly his due.

Theultimate test of a relationship is to disagree but hold hands.

Thereis all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.

All marriedcouples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of makinglove. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Good battleis healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equalpartnership.

Commitmentin the face of conflict produces character.

Makesure you leave some fat for the other side.

One should never rub bottoms with a porcupine.

The ultimate measured a man is not where he stands in marents of comfort, but whre he stands at times of challenge & contraversy.

Between friends there is no need of Justice.

Ignorancedoesn't kill you, but it does make you sweat a lot.