If youcould kick

If youcould kick
If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.
  

Jan, 20 2012     107 chars (1 sms)     783 views       Quotes

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It'snot the plan that is important, it's the planning.
Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.
A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out
Man is born free, and everywhere is is in chains
Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?
Thepessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunityin every difficulty.
Truthsprings from argument amongst friends.
Words should be scattered like seeds, no matter how small the seed may be, its it has one found favourable ground, it unfolds its strength.
Youcan't shake hands with a clenched fist.
The hand of liberality is stronger than the arm of power.
It's notthe size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence,try ordering somebody else's dog around.