If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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A school should be the most beautiful place in every town- so beautiful tht the punishment for undutiful children should be that they be debarred from going to school the following day.

To understand everything

To understand everything is to forgive everything.

You may give gifts

You may give gifts without caring, but you can't care without giving

Pleasure is the sincerest

Pleasure is the sincerest compliment.

An individual without

An individual without information can't takeresponsibility. An individual with information can't help but takeresponsibility.

Inbusiness, you don't

Inbusiness, you don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate.

Nothing doth more

Nothing doth more hurt in a state that cunning men pass for wise.

Trust is difficult

Trust is difficult to define, but we know when it's presentand when it's not.

Pessimism, when you

Pessimism, when you get used to it, is just as agreeable as optimism.

It isthrough cooperation,

It isthrough cooperation, rather than conflict, that your greatest successes willbe derived.

One should never

One should never rub bottoms with a porcupine.

There are always

There are always two forces warring against each other within us.

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