If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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Life imitates art

Life imitates art far more that art imitates life.

He whocannot cut

He whocannot cut the bread evenly cannot get on well with people.

Thereverse side also

Thereverse side also has a reverse side.

Power is something

Power is something of which I am convinced there is no innocencethis side of the womb.

Anounce of mediation is

Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!

Makesure you never,

Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.

By being pleasant

By being pleasant always and smiling, it takes you nearer to God; Nearer than any prayer.

It's good to shut

It's good to shut up sometimes.

Talk back to your

Talk back to your internal critic. Train yourself to recognize and write downcritical thoughts as they go through your mind. Learn why these thoughts areuntrue and practice talking and writing back to them.

If speakingis silver

If speakingis silver, then listening is gold.

Science has promised

Science has promised us truth. It has never promised us either peace or happiness.

Nevercut what you can untie.

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