If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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You grow up

You grow up the day you have first real laugh - at yourself

Anempty sack cannot

Anempty sack cannot stand up.

The most imaginative

The most imaginative people are the most credulous, for to them everything is possible.

A person who talks

A person who talks about his Inferiors han't any.

The more you seat

The more you seat in peace, the less you bleed in war

All our rightousnesses

All our rightousnesses are like filthy rags

Themost dramatic conflicts

Themost dramatic conflicts are perhaps, those that take place not between menbut between a man and himselfwhere the arena of conflict is a solitary mind.

Words are like spears

Words are like spears: Once they leave your lips they can never come back.

A mistake in judgement

A mistake in judgement isn't fatal, but too much anxiety about judgement is.

Aperson whose heart

Aperson whose heart is not content is like a snake which tries to swallow anelephant.

Comedy is an escape

Comedy is an escape, not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.

Allthings are ready,

Allthings are ready, if our minds be so.

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