If youcould kick

If youcould kick
If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.
  

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Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.
Sparrows who emulate peacocks are likely to break a thigh.
Whenanger comes, wisdom goes.
Laughter is shortest distance between two people.
Thedifference between the right word and the almost right word is the differencebetween lightning and a lightning bug.
Resolvingconflict is rarely about who is right. It is about acknowledgment andappreciation of differences.
I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us,that the less we use our power the greater it will be.
Gossip is the art of saying nothing, in a manner that leaves nothing unsaid
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Love arrives on tiptoe and bangs the door when it leaves.
Nothing doth more hurt in a state that cunning men pass for wise.
You can't change people, but you can channel them your way.