If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

Folly is perennial and yet the human race has survived

Optimists and pessimists have one fault in common: they are afraid of the truth.

Talkingcomes by nature, silence by wisdom.

The mostimportant things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them.

Conflictis inevitable, but combat is optional.

Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

A room without books is a body without soul

It is a lesson which all history teaches wise men, to puttrust in ideas, and not in circumstances.

To pushadvantages too far is neither generous nor just.

Whenyou're at the edge of a cliff, sometimes progress is a step backwards.

Don'tjudge a book by its cover.

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