If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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Power doesn't corrupt

Power doesn't corrupt people, people corrupt power.

Embracingconflict can

Embracingconflict can become a joy when we know that irritation and frustration canlead to growth and fascination.

You can't unscrambl

You can't unscramble an egg.

Peopledo not seem

Peopledo not seem to talk for the sake of expressing their opinions, but tomaintain an opinion for the sake of talking.

The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Whenmen and women

Whenmen and women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons arealways different.

If necessityis the mother

If necessityis the mother of invention, conflict is its father.

Facts do not cease to exist

Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

Freedom can only

Freedom can only be real if it is freedom for those think differently.

Knowledge is of

Knowledge is of two kinds, we know a subject ourselves or we know where we can get information upon it.

Takeadvantage of the

Takeadvantage of the ambiguity in the world. Look at something and think aboutwhat else it might be.

It'snot hard to

It'snot hard to make decisions when you know what your values are.

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