If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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Necessitynever made a good bargain.

It's better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.

All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable; those who are movable; and those who move.

What we seek we shall find, what we flee from flee from us.

Sincerity is impossible, unless it pervades the whole being, and the pretence of it saps the very foundation of character

We judge others by their behavior. We judge ourselves byour intentions.

Youdon't have to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth.Success has made failures of many men.

Itis all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if you answer yourself.But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you've got a problem.

Don'tbargain for fish which are still in the water.

I am atpeace with God. My conflict is with man.

If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.

Themost important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how toget along with people.

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