The talker will l

The talker will l

The talker will lead the dog to the meat market.

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We often pardon

We often pardon those who bore us, we cannot pardon those whom we bore.

Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Laughteris the shortest

Laughteris the shortest distance between two people.

If wecannot end

If wecannot end our differences at least we can make the world safe for diversity.

People who do not

People who do not believe in miracles are not realist.

Failureto prepare is

Failureto prepare is preparing to fail.

A miserand a liar bargain

A miserand a liar bargain quickly.

Thereverse side also

Thereverse side also has a reverse side.

If Igive you an

If Igive you an idea, and you give me an idea, we will each have two ideas.

The best prophet

The best prophet is common sense, our native wit.

Words are like spears

Words are like spears: Once they leave your lips they can never come back.

Blessed are they

Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who cannot be persuaded to say it.

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