If youare planning

If youare planning on doing business with someone again, don't be too tough in thenegotiations. If you're going to skin a cat, don't keep it as a house cat.

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A woman has reached

A woman has reached reaal women's-lib status when she is the one who forgers the wedding Aniversary

Ifyou are leaning

Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

The onesure way to

The onesure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

Every village has to become a

Every village has to become a self-sufficient republic.

Friendships begin with

Friendships begin with liking or gratitude-roots that can be pulled up.

The directuse of

The directuse of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employedonly by small children and large nations.

Measurement of life

Measurement of life should be rather proportioned to the intensity of experience than it's actual length.

Thepeople to fear

Thepeople to fear are not those who disagree with you, but those who disagreewith you and are too cowardly to let you know.

If you ain't never

If you ain't never pick up the sword,you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

There is nobody

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

Not work, but

Not work, but the thought that he must work is what makes the lazy man tired.

Listening,not imitation,

Listening,not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.

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