If youare planning

If youare planning on doing business with someone again, don't be too tough in thenegotiations. If you're going to skin a cat, don't keep it as a house cat.

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Whenthere is no

Whenthere is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.

Bekind, for everyone

Bekind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

Don'twrestle a pig in

Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

The Universe is

The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

The last function

The last function of reason is to recognize that there is an infinity of things which surpass it.

Onceyou consent to some

Onceyou consent to some concession, you can never cancel it and put things backthe way they are.

To know the pains

To know the pains of power, we must go to those who have it;to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.

Themost important of

Themost important of life's battles is the one we fight daily in the silentchambers of the soul.

I think we may

I think we may safely trust a good deal more than we do.

You don'trun twenty

You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

A hard job is one

A hard job is one which leaves a fellow as tired before week-end as after.

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