Honesty and Wisdom are such a delightful pastime, at another person's expense !

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..

A goodlistener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talkerwith a sore throat.

We knowwhat happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Thetruth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feelingdeeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in suchmoments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of ourruts and start searching for di

Theonly difference between stumbling blocks and stepping stones is the way inwhich we use them.

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

Skill inthe art of communication is crucial to a leader's success. He can accomplishnothing unless he can communicate effectively.

He who is unable to dance says the yard is stony.

No man is the whole himself; his friends are the rest of him.