A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.

Trust is difficult to define, but we know when it's presentand when it's not.

Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Personal appearance is looking the best you can for the money.

Comedy is an escape, not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.

I hold it to be a proof of great prudence for men toabstain from threats and insulting words toward an enemy, for neither ...diminishes the strength of the enemy; but the one makes him more cautious,and the other increases his hatred of you and makes him

Silenceis the ultimate weapon of power.

Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire isthat which he exercises over himself.

Wisdomis what you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred totalk.

A good conscience is the best divinity.

Suffer fools gladly, they might be right.

Personal responsibility is too fiscal accountability as lovemaking is to a gynaecological examination