We own almostall our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

I haveoften regretted my speech, never my silence.

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

Diseases are Tax on the pleasure.

Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.

A hero is no braver than anyone else; he is only brave minutes longer

To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.

Each time we read, a seed is sown for the future.

Wherethe tongue slips, it speaks the truth.

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time.

The hardest thing to disguise is you feelings when you put a lot of relatives on the train for home.