Cheat me in the price

Cheat me in the price but not in the goods i purchase.

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WheneverI hear

WheneverI hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.

We gain freedom

We gain freedom when we have paid full price for our right to live.

We areall faced

We areall faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised asimpossible situations.

All bravery stands upon

All bravery stands upon comparisons.

Speechis human, silence

Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.

Earnest people are

Earnest people are often people who habitually look on the serious side of things that have no serious side

The greatest prayer

The greatest prayer is patience.

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

Nothing so wonderfully

Nothing so wonderfully concentrates the mind as theprospect of a hanging.

Themost dramatic conflicts

Themost dramatic conflicts are perhaps, those that take place not between menbut between a man and himselfwhere the arena of conflict is a solitary mind.

Out of the fullness

Out of the fullness of the heart the mouth speaks.

If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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