A clever person turns great troubles into little ones andlittle ones into none at all.

Be slow of tounge and quick of eye.

Education is the ability to listen to almost everything without losing your temper or self-confidence.

A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is, but to make people angry enough to do something about it

Duringthe Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have timeto sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressingproblems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.

Almost all of our relationships begin and most of them continue as forms of mutual exploitation, a mental or physical barter, to be terminated when one or both parties run out of goods.

Discord gives a relish to concord.

Why don'tyou want to do what you know you should do? The reason you don't is thatyou're in conflict with yourself.

When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Power will intoxicate the best hearts, as wine thestrongest heads. No man is wise enough, nor good enough to be trusted withunlimited power.

Whenyou plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. Youlook for reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water,or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with ourfriends or our family,