The major cause of traffic accidents is that men put into their cars as much ego as petrol.

You'vegot to know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em know, when to walk away, know when to run.

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

Out ofthe fullness of the heart the mouth speaks.

Thereis no such thing as absolute value in this world. You can only estimate whata thing is worth to 'you.'

A man who doesn't trust himself can never really trust anyoneelse.

If at first you do succeed, try, try not to be a bore

Power consists in one's capacity to link his will with thepurpose of others, to lead by reason and a gift of cooperation.

Whenyou plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. Youlook for reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water,or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with ourfriends or our family,

Freedom can only be real if it is freedom for those think differently.

If youcan make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believeyou.

As contagion of sickness makes sickness, contagion oftrust can make trust.