The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Successis blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it ... Success is shy itwon't come out while you're watching.

In thefield of observation, chance favors only theprepared minds.

The means by which we live have outdistanced the ends forwhich we live. Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We haveguided missiles and misguided men.

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

When you are feeling stressed and about to breakdown, just remember: STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards.. it's a piece of cake!

The exercise of power is determined by thousands ofinteractions between the world of the powerful and that of the powerless, allthe more so because these worlds are never divided by a sharp line: everyonehas a small part of himself in both.

When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannothurt you.

The Natural flights of Human mind are not from Pleasure to pleasure, but from hope to hope.

The good things of life are not to be had singly, but come to us with a mixture; like a school boy's holiday, with a task affixed to the tail of it.

Cooperativeconflict builds people up, strengthens their relationships, and gets thingsdone.

The mostintense conflicts, if overcome, leave behind a sense of security and calmthat is not easily disturbed. It is just these intense conflicts and theirconflagration which are needed to produce valuable and lasting results.