Humor is the

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight.

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Pleasure is the sincerest compliment.

If you are distressed by anything external, the pain isnot due to the thing itself but to your own estimate of it; and this you havethe power to revoke at any moment.

The condition upon

The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.

Creation is only the

Creation is only the projection into form of that which already exists.

Thewill to win is

Thewill to win is worthless if you do not have the will to prepare.
Beforeyou build a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.

A gem is not

A gem is not polished without rubbing, nor is a man perfected without trials.

A smallbenefit obtained

A smallbenefit obtained is better than a great one in expectation.

Health and Cheerfulness

Health and Cheerfulness mutually begets each other.

Ifyou are leaning

Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

Talkingjaw-jaw is

Talkingjaw-jaw is always better than war-war.

Growth for the sake

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of cancer cell.

Nomatter how thin

Nomatter how thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

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