Youcan't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.

Talent alonewon't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the righttime, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are you ready?'

All that is sometimes needed to make you content with you lot is a bad dream.

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

Girls .. . were allowed to play in the house . . . and boys were sent outdoors. . .Boys ran around in the yard with toy guns going kksshh-kksshh,fighting wars for made-up reasons and arguing about whowas dead, while girls stayed inside and played with dol

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait untilthe deadline looms large.

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.

Themost important single ingredient in the formula of success is knowing how toget along with people.

Childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day

We often pardon those who bore us, we cannot pardon those whom we bore.

Icannot divine how it happens that the man who knows the least is the mostargumentative.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out