A large ocean liner

A large ocean liner
A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out
  

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Ho puri dil ki har khwaish teri, Ho khushiyon bhara jahaan tera, Agar tu maange aasmaan ka ek taara, To khuda de-de tumko aasmaan saara.
Miracles enables us to judge of doctrine and doctrine enable us to judge of miracles.
Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
Don't consideryour reputation and you may do anything you like.
Instinct is the nose of the mind.
When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry ahundred.
Onemust talk little and listen much.
Life only demands from you the strength you posses
To understand everything is to forgive everything.
A fly beforehis own eye is bigger than an elephant in the next field.
Friendships begin with liking or gratitude-roots that can be pulled up.
If youare planning on doing business with someone again, don't be too tough in thenegotiations. If you're going to skin a cat, don't keep it as a house cat.