Whenelephants fight,

Whenelephants fight,

Whenelephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.

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A wise man has great power, and a man of knowledgeincreases strength.

Useful manual labour

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Extremiststhink communication

Extremiststhink communication means agreeing with them.

A book, like a landscape

A book, like a landscape, is a state of consciouness varying with readers.

Windowsof opportunity

Windowsof opportunity exist for only a brief moment in time, you have to have visionin order to spot them, and take advantage of them.

Whenangry, count to

Whenangry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry a hundred.

Parents these days

Parents these days scarcely bring up children; they finance them.

We willbe known by

We willbe known by the tracks we leave behind.

To sit alone in

To sit alone in the lamp light with a book spread out before you-such is a pleasure beyond compare.

Whenpeople say women

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Thecompromise will

Thecompromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it iscompromising.

He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a questionremains a fool forever.

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