Whenelephants fight,

Whenelephants fight,

Whenelephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.

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Finance is the art

Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

Nothing so wonderfully

Nothing so wonderfully concentrates the mind as theprospect of a hanging.

Thereverse side also

Thereverse side also has a reverse side.

Suffer fools gladly,

Suffer fools gladly, they might be right.

When you hear the word 'Invietable' watch out! An enemy of humanity has identified himself.

Nothingso completely

Nothingso completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity himself, thanstraightforward and simple integrity in another.

Throughconflict we

Throughconflict we get to unity.

The more estimable

The more estimable the offender, the greater the torment.

Anounce of mediation is

Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!

Constant repetition

Constant repetition carries conviction.

Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

Don't throwout the

Don't throwout the baby with the bath water.

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