Originality is the

Originality is the art of Concealing your Source.

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If you are standing upright, don't worry if your shadow is crooked.

As longas you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold himdown, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might.

A miserand a liar bargain quickly.

By being pleasant always and smiling, it takes you nearer to God; Nearer than any prayer.

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.

Thespirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.

Anempty sack cannot stand up.

Religion is behaviour and not mere belief.

Truepeace is not merely the absence of tension: it is the presence of justice.

The major cause of traffic accidents is that men put into their cars as much ego as petrol.

Enthusiasm is faith set on fire.

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