Warning: Xmas has

Warning: Xmas has
Warning: Xmas has been cancelled and its all your fault! Someone told Santa that you had been good all year .. He died laughing. Merry xmas
  

Jan, 14 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     1010 views       April Fool

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FOOL se,FOOL ne,FOOLon ki FOOLwari me,FOOL ke sath wish kiya,You are the mostBeautiFOOL,ColorFOOL &WonderFOOL among all FOOLS.
REALITY OF FACEBOOK:
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Kali kaluti ladki,
FB name WHITE ANGEL
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Motta Genda Ladka,
FB name SMARTY GUY
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Darpook looser bacha,
FB name THE KILLER
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Muhally ki Desi Ladki,
FB name PRINCESS ROCKS
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45 years ki Aunty,
FB name THE DOLL RETURNS
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60 years ka baba,
FB name THE YOUNG KING...
A man need never revenge himself; the body of his enemy will be brought to his own door.
Mommy, I love you For all that you do. I'll kiss you and hug you 'Cause you love me, too. You feed me and need me To teach you to play, So smile 'cause I love you On this Mother's Day. Mommy, I love you
I’m sorry to be smiling every time you’re near. I’m sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here. I’m sorry that cupid has made his hit. I’m sorry i love you, I can’t help it.
In hasino se Rasme Wafa or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai... Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka, Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai .
wOrLd iS cRueL, LoVe iS bLinD. LoSt iN sAdnEsS, BluR In miND. HeArT iS bRoKeN, fLaMe hAd DiEd. TiMe HaS pAsSeD bUt wHy iS hE... sTiLL nOt mInE…
You canmake more friends in two months by becoming genuinely interested in otherpeople than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested inyou.
I ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers; I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean; I ask God for an angel n he gave me you! Happy Valentine's Day!
Friendship is the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person cos u neither have to weigh ur thoughts nor measure ur words.HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY
31ST OR 1STAPRIL DOESNT MATTER..FOOL IS ALWAYS A FOOL,WISHIN U A VERY HAPPY N PROSPEROUS FOOLS DAY.. TO THE KING OF FOOLS BY THE EMPEROR OF COOLS..ITS UR DAY
If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur 1) gud looks 2 ) nature 3 ) style 4 ) attitude, kick them off.How dare they fool u before april 1st.