Warning: Xmas has

Warning: Xmas has
Warning: Xmas has been cancelled and its all your fault! Someone told Santa that you had been good all year .. He died laughing. Merry xmas
  

Jan, 14 2012     139 chars (1 sms)     783 views       April Fool

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Dil ke kone se ek aawaz aati hai, hame har pal unki yaad aati hai. Dil puchta hai bar bar humse Jinhe hum itna yaad karte hai kya unhe bhi hamari yaad aati hai.
I’m sorry to be smiling every time you’re near. I’m sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here. I’m sorry that cupid has made his hit. I’m sorry i love you, I can’t help it.
Ae dil tu mohabbat karta kyun heJo karta he phir tadapta kyun he Me dhadkan hu uske pyar ki kehta tha Phir aaj uske bina dhadakta kyu he..
REALITY OF FACEBOOK:
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Kali kaluti ladki,
FB name WHITE ANGEL
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Motta Genda Ladka,
FB name SMARTY GUY
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Darpook looser bacha,
FB name THE KILLER
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Muhally ki Desi Ladki,
FB name PRINCESS ROCKS
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45 years ki Aunty,
FB name THE DOLL RETURNS
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60 years ka baba,
FB name THE YOUNG KING...
A day will Finally Come wen th Whole World will Celebrteur Name,ur Fame,ur Thoughts,ur Ideas..Bt u hav to wait for 10 daysTill April 1Advnc Wishes…
We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again.Happy Anniversary
If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur 1) gud looks 2 ) nature 3 ) style 4 ) attitude, kick them off.How dare they fool u before april 1st.
Friendship is the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person cos u neither have to weigh ur thoughts nor measure ur words.HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY
You canmake more friends in two months by becoming genuinely interested in otherpeople than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested inyou.
I’m sorry to be smiling every time you’re near. I’m sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here. I’m sorry that cupid has made his hit. I’m sorry i love you, I can’t help it.
Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart's possessing, Returns to you glad.
Mommy, I love you For all that you do. I'll kiss you and hug you 'Cause you love me, too. You feed me and need me To teach you to play, So smile 'cause I love you On this Mother's Day. Mommy, I love you