Testing Ur BLOOD

Testing Ur BLOOD Pls wait. III 33% IIIII 66% IIIIIIIIIIII 100% Complete! Result: "HIV" H: Honey I: In V: Veins Thats why U r so SWEET

Jan, 14 2012 133 chars (1 sms) 882 views General

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SMILE: S: Sets u free,

SMILE: S: Sets u free, M: Makes u special, I: Increases ur face value, L: Lifts up ur spirits, E: Erases all ur tensions, So, please keep smiling.

govt. imposing income

govt. imposing income tax on Dating 10% , On HuG 20% , On Kissing 30% , On LuV 50% , Tu tension matLE...... FLiRTiNG abhi bhi free hai...

help ever.... hurt

help ever.... hurt never.... love ever.... hate never.... give ever... except never... smile ever... cry never... think me ever... forget me never

Only 2 Persons

Only 2 Persons r Very Happy In This World,A MAD Person & A CHILD!Be a MAD 2Achieve What We Desire & Be a CHILD 2Enjoy It Without Worries.

D golden idea

D golden idea of KISS is whn u type d word "kiss" in ur cell with Dictionary ON it will automatically say where u hav to kiss.Try it

Evolution of Man:

Evolution of Man: Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1 Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1 Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya

God is an invisible

God is an invisible parent & parents are the visible GodIf u make the visible God happyAutomatically the invisible God becomes happy!

Hey Fill Up The

Hey Fill Up The Blanks :-Your Name_________Percentage In SSC_____%Gender_________...Now Read 'Only' The Answers..!Just Chill !!!!

Never blame a girl

Never blame a girl coz she teaches well than any1 elsewhen she is with u she teaches how to live When she leaves u she teaches how to survive

SoMe Day..u'll

SoMe Day..u'll 4get me..My NaMe..My VoiCe..Who I am..&who I am 2 u..&If that ever happens.,MAA KASAM Khoon_kharaba ho jayega..!

Last nite some devils

Last nite some devils came running 2 my room, they wanted 2 trouble good people. I gave ur name & address. they said, oh no, v cant disturb r BOSS...!!

every sunset gives

every sunset gives u one day less to joy do notworry every sun rise gives u one day more 2 hope 4 best....

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