Testing Ur BLOOD

Testing Ur BLOOD
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Jan, 14 2012     133 chars (1 sms)     855 views       General

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a grl ws sad cz she knew dt d guy she luvd didnt luv hr back. yrs 18r,she saw d guy caryng hs doter.she askd,'wuts her name?"He smyld sadly n sed,'same as urs
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Mistakes r not a crime, if u can rectify those mistakes they r the key to success.For example, God created U.So wat?Then he created ME!
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
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Dalim gache mou.....
Hire dadar Murmure dat....
Thakur dadar bou.......
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